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2013-09-28 02:47:51 PM
I ignored the obvious The Guess Who reference due to content of the story.
 
2013-09-28 04:07:42 PM
Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.
 
2013-09-28 04:54:52 PM

Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.


Canada is carcinogenic
 
2013-09-28 05:19:55 PM

ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic


I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.
 
2013-09-28 05:28:25 PM

Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.


I was thinking this is nature's way of saying "Don't breed."
 
2013-09-28 05:31:35 PM

Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.


Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.
 
2013-09-28 05:53:29 PM
I had a problem with someone stealing lemons from my tree a while back.
 
2013-09-28 06:09:39 PM
Jesus Christ, does anyone in that family NOT have cancer?
 
2013-09-28 06:13:50 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

I was thinking this is nature's way of saying "Don't breed."


Having teenage offspring die seems like a really inefficient way of telling someone they shouldn't have had the kids in the first place. But yeah, people should always be able to predict their children will die before trying to conceive any. What kind of loser can't see the future?
 
2013-09-28 06:15:45 PM
...The resident of Saskatoon lost her daughter to cancer at the age of 12...

If you're a mom at age 12, well, cancer isn't your only problem.

/ Yes, I know
 
2013-09-28 06:16:39 PM

ImRonBurgundy: I had a problem with someone stealing lemons from my tree a while back.


images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-28 06:25:16 PM

ImRonBurgundy: I had a problem with someone stealing lemons from my tree a while back.


You have a lemon tree. You should host some kind of party!
 
2013-09-28 06:29:13 PM
and those cancers aint exactly common ones. she should be looked at for sure
 
2013-09-28 06:34:40 PM

ImRonBurgundy: I had a problem with someone stealing lemons from my tree a while back.


Lemon tree very pretty
And the lemon has fine peel
But the fruit of the poor lemon
Is the easiest to steal

/robbing peter to pay paul and mary
 
2013-09-28 06:36:21 PM

FloydA: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.


You be trolling... the south Saskatchewan River has great water. Lived in Saskatoon for many years, and I always found the tap water to be great.


Also uranium mines are many hundreds of kilometres north of the city
 
2013-09-28 06:36:56 PM
fark cancer. srsly
 
2013-09-28 06:39:36 PM

Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.


So that she can screw the people out of their payout and take months to pay them after it has been funded? No, the last thing that this lady needs is Erin Brockovich.
 
2013-09-28 06:57:32 PM
Crop thefts driving growers nuts   And copper. And the bees. Syrup, potato, bee, cattle, and corn.

And the worst? 40% increase cattle rustling.

Catch 'em. Hang 'em. Done and done.
 
2013-09-28 06:58:29 PM
FunkOut: But yeah, people should always be able to predict their children will die before trying to conceive any.


I can predict that everyone's children will die.
 
2013-09-28 06:58:31 PM

jaytkay: ImRonBurgundy: I had a problem with someone stealing lemons from my tree a while back.

You have a lemon tree. You should host some kind of party!


And a website for it, definitely need a website for the lemon party.  I am willing to bet money that no one would have reserved such a bizarre domain name even by now.
 
2013-09-28 07:10:03 PM
Suspects described as young girl in a blue dress, a scarecrow, a tin man, and possibly a lion.
 
2013-09-28 07:41:53 PM
A combat engineer--think going ashore previous to the first wave on Normandy beach--had a peach tree in his backyard. Every year he watered the thing,  pruned it and otherwise cared for it. Each year he was rewarded with an enormous yield of incredible peaches. Until one of his last years of sentience, when someone climbed over his back fence and took every peach off the tree.

There are very few people I've ever wanted to beat the life out of. That one I wanted to kill by stuffing peaches down his throat.
 
2013-09-28 07:51:49 PM
There goes her dream of driving a Zamboni all over Saskatoon.
 
2013-09-28 07:59:29 PM

FloydA: FunkOut: But yeah, people should always be able to predict their children will die before trying to conceive any.


I can predict that everyone's children will die.


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2013-09-28 09:06:56 PM
Suspect:

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2013-09-28 10:57:54 PM
Where are they going to sell the stolen goods?  Are there places where you can just drive up and say "I'd like to sell you my nuts?"   I mean, if I told someone to come back to my truck and "look at my nuts," they'd put me in jail.  It wouldn't matter how big my nuts were, or how smooth and unblemished the skin on them was, or how great it felt just to hold one of my nuts in your hand, or how holding one of my nuts in your hand made you want to squeeze them so. hard., or how you just couldn't resist popping my nuts in your mouth, one after the other, or how- well, you get the picture.  I could have the most incredible nuts in the world, but if I tried to sell them on the street, even for just 20 bucks a pop, the police would be all over me.  And my nuts.  They'd probably hold my nuts indefinitely.  No sir, I don't think it's a good idea to sell your nuts.

Nuts.
 
2013-09-29 12:09:11 AM

bagumpity: Where are they going to sell the stolen goods?  Are there places where you can just drive up and say "I'd like to sell you my nuts?"   I mean, if I told someone to come back to my truck and "look at my nuts," they'd put me in jail.  It wouldn't matter how big my nuts were, or how smooth and unblemished the skin on them was, or how great it felt just to hold one of my nuts in your hand, or how holding one of my nuts in your hand made you want to squeeze them so. hard., or how you just couldn't resist popping my nuts in your mouth, one after the other, or how- well, you get the picture.  I could have the most incredible nuts in the world, but if I tried to sell them on the street, even for just 20 bucks a pop, the police would be all over me.  And my nuts.  They'd probably hold my nuts indefinitely.  No sir, I don't think it's a good idea to sell your nuts.

Nuts.


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2013-09-29 12:52:32 AM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FloydA: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.

You be trolling... the south Saskatchewan River has great water. Lived in Saskatoon for many years, and I always found the tap water to be great.


Also uranium mines are many hundreds of kilometres north of the city


AND, thanks to the Salty Bob, the pirates have moved on to Alberta.
 
2013-09-29 02:38:43 AM
Possible suspect?  Really NSFW language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDKuWphUaWI">https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=SDKuWphUaWI
 
2013-09-29 01:02:37 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FloydA: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.

You be trolling... the south Saskatchewan River has great water. Lived in Saskatoon for many years, and I always found the tap water to be great.


Also uranium mines are many hundreds of kilometres north of the city


This.
 
2013-09-29 01:08:20 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: FloydA: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.

You be trolling... the south Saskatchewan River has great water. Lived in Saskatoon for many years, and I always found the tap water to be great.


Also uranium mines are many hundreds of kilometres north of the city

AND, thanks to the Salty Bob, the pirates have moved on to Alberta.

serialsuicidebomber
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Representative of the unwashed masses: FloydA: Bedstead Polisher: ArkAngel: Bedstead Polisher: Why do her children have cancer?
Her daughter died of liver cancer at age 12 and her son had bowel cancer and thyroid cancer by age of 22? Something doesn't sound right.

Canada is carcinogenic

I'm Canadian. I don't have cancer. I was thinking that Erin Brockovich needs to visit this lady's town.

Cameco's headquarters are in Saskatoon.  Make of that what you will.

You be trolling... the south Saskatchewan River has great water. Lived in Saskatoon for many years, and I always found the tap water to be great.


Also uranium mines are many hundreds of kilometres north of the city

AND, thanks to the Salty Bob, the pirates have moved on to Alberta.


...and it's a heave, ho! comin' down the plains...
...and it's a heave, ho!... comin' down the plains...
 
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