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(Daily Mail)   "Women shouldn't drive because it damages their ovaries and pelvis." That doesn't leave much womb for discussion   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-09-28 03:57:48 PM
'Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis. This is why we find for women who continuously drive cars their children are born with clinical disorders of varying degrees.'

What about a stick?
 
2013-09-28 05:16:41 PM
I came here to make a joke about accidents from female drivers causing the damage, but I'm not feeling it.  Someone else take it.
 
2013-09-28 05:27:31 PM
And they are the people in the Middle East that we consider sane enough to be our friends.
 
2013-09-28 05:56:20 PM
The insecurity in that country's male population is off the charts, between the gigantic metal penises they keep propping up in the middle of no where to the fear of their women turning out better and smarter then them its just astounding that no one has taken advantage of it all yet and pushed them off their own land to take the oil for themselves.
 
2013-09-28 06:07:59 PM
Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis.

This guy's grasp of science is up there with American Republicans.
 
2013-09-28 06:08:53 PM
Sounds like something Pat Robertson would say.

Mad_Radhu: And they are the people in the Middle East that we consider sane enough to be our friends.


We'd invade some countries for this shiat
 
2013-09-28 06:42:31 PM
And apparently it also causes brain damage to Saudi sheikhs.
 
2013-09-28 06:45:21 PM
http://womenwhodrivewithdamagedovaries.tumblr.com.sa
 
2013-09-28 07:02:41 PM
When roller coasters first appeared, some men said that women shouldn't ride them because it would damage "the womb"

Why it would be so injurious to the cradle of life and not to the other, equally delicate organs in that area (most of which men also have) was never really explained.
 
2013-09-28 07:03:01 PM
I really wish a medical group would offer an official response to this that calls the Shiek a crazy liar.
 
2013-09-28 07:10:57 PM

Chariset: When roller coasters first appeared, some men said that women shouldn't ride them because it would damage "the womb"

Why it would be so injurious to the cradle of life and not to the other, equally delicate organs in that area (most of which men also have) was never really explained.


My non-medical guess is its because women don't know how to sit properly. Sitting with legs and knees together in a moving vehicle probably stresses the pelvis and crushes the ovaries.

Might not be a problem if women, like men, were to sit with their legs spread a bit, so as to relax the pelvis and better support the stresses of motion with the legs.
 
2013-09-28 07:16:51 PM
Some friends of mine have been to Saudi Arabia, and they said that people are CRAZY drivers.
 
2013-09-28 07:22:54 PM
What about driving is bad for women, as opposed to sitting in a nearly identical position in the passenger's seat?
 
2013-09-28 07:23:18 PM
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"Conservatives are deranged assholes."
 
2013-09-28 07:26:09 PM
Obviously, this should have had the obvious tag.
 
2013-09-28 07:26:59 PM
Oh another Dailyfail article on a Republicans wet dream of treating women as slaves, as per christian any bible


/How much does the dailyfail pay Drew anyways?
//Their articles are regurgitated shiat, that tends to miss parts of the original articles.
 
2013-09-28 07:27:41 PM
That's a poorly written headline. What they mean is that they damage other women's ovaries and pelvises, when they crash into them at high speeds.
 
2013-09-28 07:27:51 PM

Chinchillazilla: What about driving is bad for women, as opposed to sitting in a nearly identical position in the passenger's seat?



They can't efficiently open beer for the male driver.
 
2013-09-28 07:28:04 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-28 07:28:04 PM
It amazes me how similar they are to the American Evangelical Christian. Bryan Fischer or Pat Robertson could have just as easily said this and everyone would just shake their heads ad say: "There he goes again. farkin nutball." And they wouldn't be surprised at all as to the source.
 
2013-09-28 07:28:08 PM
Women shouldn't drive because they suck at it.  It gets worse the closer you get to Shanghai.

Yeah.  I said it.
 
2013-09-28 07:31:03 PM
And men who sit on transit taking up lots of space are doing it because they're protecting their junk from getting squished.

/flimsy casuistry is flimsy
 
2013-09-28 07:31:59 PM
Let's see . . . Saudi Arabian or Richard Dawkins?
 
2013-09-28 07:32:02 PM
Wow.  Just, wow.
 
2013-09-28 07:33:04 PM

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 628x393] [i.imgur.com image 665x347]


vernonFL: Some friends of mine have been to Saudi Arabia, and they said that people are CRAZY drivers.


b.vimeocdn.com

"Live fast die young"
 
2013-09-28 07:34:03 PM

BumpInTheNight: The insecurity in that country's male population is off the charts, between the gigantic metal penises they keep propping up in the middle of no where to the fear of their women turning out better and smarter then them its just astounding that no one has taken advantage of it all yet and pushed them off their own land to take the oil for themselves.

Is this some kinda meme I have missed?

 
2013-09-28 07:34:15 PM

Deathfrogg: It amazes me how similar they are to the American Evangelical Christian. Bryan Fischer or Pat Robertson could have just as easily said this and everyone would just shake their heads ad say: "There he goes again. farkin nutball." And they wouldn't be surprised at all as to the source.


It's pretty damn similar yeah, religious whackos love oppressing their women for some reason. But remember we're the bad ones for letting them have any freedom.
 
2013-09-28 07:35:12 PM
Deranged statements like this would qualify as "maximum trolling" if it had come from anywhere else but the KSA and its ilk.
 
2013-09-28 07:35:12 PM

Bathia_Mapes: And apparently it also causes brain damage to Saudi sheikhs.


It's what he understands from doctors.
 
2013-09-28 07:36:34 PM
Giving birth to five or six children by the age of 25 is great for their ovaries and pelvis?
 
2013-09-28 07:36:45 PM
They are scared the women will take over.
 
2013-09-28 07:37:55 PM

Mad_Radhu: And they are the people in the Middle East that we consider sane oily enough to be our friends.


FTFY
 
2013-09-28 07:38:14 PM
Are these the same people that are giving medical advise to todd akin?
 
2013-09-28 07:38:15 PM
So women driving causes autism?
 
2013-09-28 07:42:30 PM

Foxxinnia: So women driving causes autism?


More like Audism, amiright!?

/seriously, women live those cars
 
2013-09-28 07:44:01 PM
Judging by the photographs in the article, that country is jam-packed FULL of ninjas!

I say we stay out of their business. It'll be safer for all of us.
 
2013-09-28 07:45:13 PM

RoyBatty: Chariset: When roller coasters first appeared, some men said that women shouldn't ride them because it would damage "the womb"

Why it would be so injurious to the cradle of life and not to the other, equally delicate organs in that area (most of which men also have) was never really explained.

My non-medical guess is its because women don't know how to sit properly. Sitting with legs and knees together in a moving vehicle probably stresses the pelvis and crushes the ovaries.

Might not be a problem if women, like men, were to sit with their legs spread a bit, so as to relax the pelvis and better support the stresses of motion with the legs.


A) It seems weird because it's utter nonsense that ignores the laws of physics and biology.

B) Women do sit with their legs spread a bit. Just not in public (usually).
 
2013-09-28 07:47:57 PM
That's easy for uterusay.
 
2013-09-28 07:51:39 PM

edmo: Sounds like something Pat Robertson would say.


I'm not sure even Pat is this crazy:

In 2011 Muslim scholars said a relaxation of the ban would see both men and women turn to homosexuality and pornography

Soo.... if women were more integrated and free in their society, the men will turn gay?
 
2013-09-28 07:51:41 PM

sheep snorter: Oh another Dailyfail article on a Republicans wet dream of treating women as slaves, as per christian any bible


/How much does the dailyfail pay Drew anyways?
//Their articles are regurgitated shiat, that tends to miss parts of the original articles.


That's kinda why they are posted here. Daily Mail articles are always a hoot.
 
2013-09-28 07:52:46 PM

PsiChick: RoyBatty: Chariset: When roller coasters first appeared, some men said that women shouldn't ride them because it would damage "the womb"

Why it would be so injurious to the cradle of life and not to the other, equally delicate organs in that area (most of which men also have) was never really explained.

My non-medical guess is its because women don't know how to sit properly. Sitting with legs and knees together in a moving vehicle probably stresses the pelvis and crushes the ovaries.

Might not be a problem if women, like men, were to sit with their legs spread a bit, so as to relax the pelvis and better support the stresses of motion with the legs.

A) It seems weird because it's utter nonsense that ignores the laws of physics and biology.

B) Women do sit with their legs spread a bit. Just not in public (usually).


I'd make a better argument that it's the placement of the seat belt that farks us up, and yes, there is science that backs that up (not sure where though, and too lazy to google, plus ipad).

Ain't gonna be any worse than a guy who takes a bicycle bar to the nuts though, and I don't see Saudis banning men from riding bikes.
 
2013-09-28 07:53:07 PM
fusillade762: Physiological science and functional medicine studied this side [and found] that it automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis.

This guy's grasp of science is up there with American Republicans Nanny-State Domocrats.

Truth in advertising and all.
 
2013-09-28 07:53:12 PM
So...sitting down on a chair is okay, but not sitting down and turning a wheel?  Not that I don't know that this isn't remotely based on science in anyway but instead on the fact that women with any sort of power at all would topple their society as a whole...but even this is stupid by stupid's standards (ie: Republican standards).
 
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2013-09-28 07:54:46 PM

sheep snorter: Oh another Dailyfail article on a Republicans wet dream of treating women as slaves, as per christian any bible


Today, the fail is with you.  DRTFA?
 
2013-09-28 07:55:01 PM
Unless they are driving to the store for sandwich fixxings, amiright guys!!!
 
2013-09-28 07:57:47 PM
No, it's more for the fact that they talk or text the whole time they're driving...we didn't have car seats when I was a kid, but at least my parents would answer when we drove by something and I asked 'What's that?'
 
2013-09-28 07:59:01 PM
"All the women were looking at me, [Professor Subhi] wrote. One made a gesture that made it clear she was available....this is what happens when women are allowed to drive."

Or she might have simply been trolling the hell out of you, you deeply disturbed misogynist. Either way, it's farking hilarious!
 
2013-09-28 08:01:10 PM
Damn chauvinist Islamics will say anything to try to justify their backward ways.
 
2013-09-28 08:06:07 PM
Apparently, Saudi men drive center position - with the stick shift up their arses. Logically, the same driving position would damage female organs.

/shakes tiny auto-erotica.....
 
2013-09-28 08:09:28 PM

itsaidwhat: Apparently, Saudi men drive center position - with the stick shift up their arses. Logically, the same driving position would damage female organs.

/shakes tiny auto-erotica.....


Correction:

/sheiks tiny fisting holding auto-erotica

//that's better.
 
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