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(Sun News Network)   Producers plan to kill off another Simpsons character 14 years after Maude Flanders diddly darn died   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 73
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2013-09-28 08:06:23 PM
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
 
2013-09-28 08:11:50 PM
They already killed Dr. Nick in the movie
 
2013-09-28 08:34:15 PM
Gil or Hans Moleman.

/ my bet's on Gil
// Hans has (apparently) died many times before, IIRC
 
2013-09-28 08:42:29 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Gil or Hans Moleman.

/ my bet's on Gil
// Hans has (apparently) died many times before, IIRC



"OTTO!  THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE SIDE OF THE BUS!!!!"
 
2013-09-28 09:18:20 PM
Oh it's so cute that there are hipster twats in here complaining.

Don't like it? Change the farking channel.
 
2013-09-28 09:38:20 PM
They should have Tamzarian finally kill the real Seymour Skinner.
 
2013-09-28 10:46:46 PM

peterthx: Looser sidekick?

[i1166.photobucket.com image 399x270]

/why the fark is that word so hard for people to spell correctly now???


s24.postimg.org
 
2013-09-28 11:11:39 PM

The Banana Thug: I love the Simpsons, but only reason why I stopped watching it years ago is because it's not on Hulu on my iPad. If there's any other way that I could still stream it for free on the iPad, I'd still watch it religiously. Too bad, that's lost ad revenue right there.


wtso.tv
 
2013-09-28 11:15:11 PM

real_headhoncho: Kill off Maggie.  If you are going to go down that route, then shock the sh*t out of the world.


Look up the "Hommer Simpson" series on YT for that.
 
2013-09-28 11:19:12 PM
Stan Lee and Harlan Ellison trying to upstage each other? I am so there!
I wouldn't mind seeing Nelson biting the big one.
 
2013-09-28 11:43:32 PM
truchaos:

C. Montgomery Burns - Very possible, but I think a lot of us would storm their offices in a rage if they did

Waylon Smithers - Also possible, especially given that he's a closet homosexual who frets every day about opening up to Burns

Ned Flanders - Reeeeeally don't see it being him. I mean, what would happen to Rodd And Todd?

Principal Skinner - Oh dear god can you imagine Bart's reaction? Possibly his mother drives him off a cliff [literally] finally?

Reverend Lovejoy - He's the one I'd put money on, but I don't know if you can really refer to him as a "regular" when he's only on occasionally...

Dr. Julius Hibbert - Going the way of his brother? Ehh, not feeling it, and he's also not quite regular enough for me to be a true regular

Kent Brockman - Possible, more regular than some others, but it still doesn't feel like it'd be him

Scratchy - Dies every episode he's in, so not exactly a good chance on it

Otto - Definite possibility, but has a pretty large fan following. Their offices might want to be ready for a stoned mob if it is him

Jasper - Definitely not a regular, he only shows up occasionally

Lenny - Carl goes right after him if it is

Edde Rainier - Who? Google doesn't find diddly on him/her

Wolfcastle/McBain - Not regular enough, but definitely possible if his movie career goes down in flames

Kang - Definitely not a regular, only shows up on Halloween normally

Herman - Not a regular

George Bush - One Shot (unless you count the tiny cameos where he was seen)

Judge Snyder - Not a regular
 
2013-09-29 12:06:16 AM

Somaticasual: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Family Guy is already killing someone off (supposedly a Griffin), do we really need more of this crap?

Yeah, but - does anyone like meg anyways?


*Quietly raises hand.*
 
2013-09-29 12:15:57 AM

Electrify: Somaticasual: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Family Guy is already killing someone off (supposedly a Griffin), do we really need more of this crap?

Yeah, but - does anyone like meg anyways?

*Quietly raises hand.*


Shut up Meg
 
2013-09-29 12:34:00 AM
For The Simpsons, the 21st century began with the death of Maud Flanders. Now after 14 years, the producers intend to kill off another regular character.

14 years after the beginning of the 21st century is 2015.
 
2013-09-29 12:39:12 AM

The Banana Thug: I love the Simpsons, but only reason why I stopped watching it years ago is because it's not on Hulu on my iPad. If there's any other way that I could still stream it for free on the iPad, I'd still watch it religiously. Too bad, that's lost ad revenue right there.


Antenna. Of course it won't work on your ipad, something about flash I'm sure, you have to get one of those giant tablets that you hang on the wall or sit on your entertainment center.

I haven't watched the Simpsons in years either, for a long time the only ones I found funny were the Treehouse ones, so that's all I watched, then I saw one of those that wasn't funny and I haven't seen it since. I'll try again this year.
 
2013-09-29 01:16:51 AM
Really? No one's guessed Krusty, yet?
 
2013-09-29 03:52:10 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Oh it's so cute that there are hipster twats in here complaining.

Don't like it? Change the farking channel.


Hipsters? Really? Step your game up son, that was a weak effort.
 
2013-09-29 04:54:58 AM
Ralph will finally eated the wrong purple berries.
 
2013-09-29 05:16:17 AM

spill_thrill: Really? No one's guessed Krusty, yet?


seems most obvious
 
2013-09-29 11:58:13 AM

Iczer: truchaos:

C. Montgomery Burns - Very possible, but I think a lot of us would storm their offices in a rage if they did

Waylon Smithers - Also possible, especially given that he's a closet homosexual who frets every day about opening up to Burns

Ned Flanders - Reeeeeally don't see it being him. I mean, what would happen to Rodd And Todd?

Principal Skinner - Oh dear god can you imagine Bart's reaction? Possibly his mother drives him off a cliff [literally] finally?

Reverend Lovejoy - He's the one I'd put money on, but I don't know if you can really refer to him as a "regular" when he's only on occasionally...

Dr. Julius Hibbert - Going the way of his brother? Ehh, not feeling it, and he's also not quite regular enough for me to be a true regular

Kent Brockman - Possible, more regular than some others, but it still doesn't feel like it'd be him

Scratchy - Dies every episode he's in, so not exactly a good chance on it

Otto - Definite possibility, but has a pretty large fan following. Their offices might want to be ready for a stoned mob if it is him

Jasper - Definitely not a regular, he only shows up occasionally

Lenny - Carl goes right after him if it is

Edde Rainier - Who? Google doesn't find diddly on him/her

Wolfcastle/McBain - Not regular enough, but definitely possible if his movie career goes down in flames

Kang - Definitely not a regular, only shows up on Halloween normally

Herman - Not a regular

George Bush - One Shot (unless you count the tiny cameos where he was seen)

Judge Snyder - Not a regular


You clearly didn't read what he posted. He said it was NONE of those characters.

/reading comprehension
//not yours


TheJoe03: Your Average Witty Fark User: Oh it's so cute that there are hipster twats in here complaining.

Don't like it? Change the farking channel.

Hipsters? Really? Step your game up son, that was a weak effort.


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-09-29 12:05:30 PM

spill_thrill: Really? No one's guessed Krusty, yet?


No one's guessed it yet, because it's a terrible guess. That's like saying "really? No one's guessed Marge, yet?"

Krusty is way way too much of a regular.
 
2013-09-29 04:47:07 PM
George H.W. Bush: There's no way that I'll do a voice on that show. They made me look like an ass.

Barbara (deep bear-like voice): It wasn't the show that made you look like an ass.

George: Oh, shut up Bar. Nobody asked your opinion.

***
Bill: I stand by my decision that it would demean the Office of the President for me to appear on a cartoon show.

Hillary (looks over top of reading glasses): Oh, Bill. Who do you think you are are kidding?

***

Lisa Simpson plans a protest when President George W. Bush shows up to perform a dramatic reading from a book he has just finished at the Springfield's Children's Library. But she is embarassed when the President's dramatic reading of The Hungry Little Caterpillar completely justifies his actions before and on September 11, 2001.

Lisa: Oh, Mr. Bush ... Mr. President ...  I am so sorry. I've misjudged you terribly .....

Dubya: Don't be sorry little girl. A lot of people ... grown-up people even ... have seriously misunderestimated me. And I've let them think I was stupid for the good of America and the American people. You see, it was all a ruse to trap History's Greatest Monster ...

Lisa: Jimmy Carter?

Dubya: No, the other one. The real one .... Al Gore!

Lisa: Al Gore? But I thought he was a liberal, a gentleman and a scholar.

Dubya: He has fooled a lot of people, even smart little girls. But in reality, he is a megalomaniacal monster intent on destroying the environment and the world by plunging us into an Ice Age that would cause glaciers to descend from Canada and Scandinavia, destroying Christendom so his atheist hordes can ride down on polar bears and impose the worship of the old Norse gods upon powerless humanity as a tool of cynical dominion.

***

Aide: Mr. President, Matt Groenig calling again. He wants you to do a voice on The Simpsons.

Barrack Obama: Put him on the line. (picks up phone) Sure, I'll do the Simpsons. (...) Well, nobody asked before. (...) OK, so maybe they asked but I've been very busy crossing the t's and dotting the i's on my legacy, the Global Climate Accord with China.

Barrack Obama: Yeah. (...) Got it. Me and Mr. Burns. Sure, I love Monty.

Barrack Obama: OK, it's a date then. I'll have my secretary put it in my agenda.
 
2013-09-29 04:49:38 PM

Mike_LowELL: What's the point of killing a character fifteen years after they killed the show?


They kill a character every 15 years as a sacrifice to the Elder Gods. It's a way of pumping new life into the show. New, eldritch, squamous life.
 
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