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(Parade Magazine)   Sunday is National Coffee Day. Here are the grounds for scoring a free cup   (parade.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-28 12:34:35 PM
My local coffee shop is closed on Sundays.
 
2013-09-28 12:36:29 PM
Unable to Go 2 any of places listed.  Oh Well.
 
2013-09-28 12:46:23 PM
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Don't want to be free, boss.
 
2013-09-28 12:46:32 PM
Can we stop making every day a retarded holiday, please? National book week, National coffee day, Talk like a pirate day, hug a guy with a Welsh-accent day... Do we have to keep honoring every tard with a stupid idea?
 
2013-09-28 12:50:19 PM
Mmmm... Just picked up some whole-bean Sumatra.  Coarse ground, french-pressed awesomeness.
 
2013-09-28 12:52:23 PM

stamped human bacon: Mmmm... Just picked up some whole-bean Sumatra.  Coarse ground, french-pressed awesomeness.


We can all get bags of Starbucks too
 
2013-09-28 12:52:28 PM
You can score a free bottle of International Delight Creamer

Creamer is not coffee. Also, it doesn't belong near coffee.

Because it is made to be put in coffee, it shouldn't even exist.
 
2013-09-28 12:53:54 PM
I was going to start a topless coffee bar called Grounds For Divorce but I bet someone already has.
 
2013-09-28 12:54:20 PM
Huh... I don't drink coffee, but I might go for this anyway!
 
das
2013-09-28 12:57:21 PM
EVERY day is Coffee day!!!!!!
 
2013-09-28 12:59:32 PM

thetrenchcoat: I was going to start a topless coffee bar called Grounds For Divorce but I bet someone already has.


Open one here in Washington, there are so many about I don't think anyone would notice the duplicate name.
 
2013-09-28 01:02:37 PM

laulaja: Unable to Go 2 any of places listed.  Oh Well.


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2013-09-28 01:04:38 PM
Frack coffee, energy drinks have made it obselete.
 
2013-09-28 01:10:15 PM

Oldiron_79: Frack coffee, energy drinks have made it obselete.


Does your extra chromosome make the rest of the others "obselete"?
 
2013-09-28 01:11:35 PM

stamped human bacon: Mmmm... Just picked up some whole-bean Sumatra.  Coarse ground, french-pressed awesomeness.


That's my favorite bean too.  A year or so ago my brother gave me his old grinder, holy god I'm never going back to pre-ground beans.
/loves my french press chilled coffee in the summer mornings
 
2013-09-28 01:20:27 PM
Some of us keep it in our hearts the whole year long. Our hypertense, arrythmic hearts.
 
2013-09-28 01:29:39 PM
I keep forgetting they have Tim Horton's in the states too. Wonder if the offer is valid in canada also?
 
2013-09-28 01:39:49 PM

tetsoushima: Oldiron_79: Frack coffee, energy drinks have made it obselete.

Does your extra chromosome make the rest of the others "obselete"?


So because I prefer something sweet to something that tastes like bitter ass Im retarded... My money is on someone that likes to drink bitter ass having an extra chromosome.
 
2013-09-28 01:48:40 PM

Oldiron_79: So because I prefer something sweet to something that tastes like bitter ass Im retarded...


Dictionaries are cool. They're your guide to the spelling and meaning of words!
 
2013-09-28 02:11:29 PM
National coffee day? Hmmm, I sense the beginnings of a new national movement.
 
2013-09-28 02:13:43 PM

dopekitty74: I keep forgetting they have Tim Horton's in the states too. Wonder if the offer is valid in canada also?


That would happen on INTERnational Coffee Day which doesn't come until the anniversary of NAFTA...
 
2013-09-28 02:21:48 PM

dopekitty74: I keep forgetting they have Tim Horton's in the states too. Wonder if the offer is valid in canada also?


If they say to you,
"We're Tim Horton's crew,
Here's a brew."
Then it must be true.

/obtuse caturday+coffeeday mash up.
 
2013-09-28 02:39:32 PM

Oldiron_79: tetsoushima: Oldiron_79: Frack coffee, energy drinks have made it obselete.

Does your extra chromosome make the rest of the others "obselete"?

So because I prefer something sweet to something that tastes like bitter ass Im retarded... My money is on someone that likes to drink bitter ass having an extra chromosome.


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2013-09-28 03:02:30 PM
crow202.org
 
2013-09-28 03:13:04 PM
Amusingly, so-called energy drinks rely on coffee: the cheapest for of the caffeine added to such drinks is from the decontamination of coffee. Enjoy your traces of benzene from the cheap Chinese imports.
 
2013-09-28 05:06:53 PM

AndreMA: Amusingly, so-called energy drinks rely on coffee: the cheapest for of the caffeine added to such drinks is from the decontamination of coffee. Enjoy your traces of benzene from the cheap Chinese imports.


Sounds like you've been hitting up the energy drinks yourself.

Besides, they'd use methylene chloride, not benzene.
 
2013-09-28 06:12:16 PM

thetrenchcoat: I was going to start a topless coffee bar called Grounds For Divorce but I bet someone already has.


That sounds like it might have is perks.
 
2013-09-28 06:13:39 PM
*its
 
2013-09-28 06:43:32 PM

flup: Can we stop making every day a retarded holiday, please? National book week, National coffee day, Talk like a pirate day, hug a guy with a Welsh-accent day... Do we have to keep honoring every tard with a stupid idea?


You just gave me the most scathingly brilliant idea. National every tard with a stupid idea day.
 
2013-09-28 06:45:07 PM

the_rhino: stamped human bacon: Mmmm... Just picked up some whole-bean Sumatra.  Coarse ground, french-pressed awesomeness.

We can all get bags of Starbucks too


Starbucks? STARBUCKS??? I thought we were talking about coffee.
 
2013-09-28 06:54:01 PM

cyberspacedout: thetrenchcoat: I was going to start a topless coffee bar called Grounds For Divorce but I bet someone already has.

That sounds like it might have is perks.


Saints Row 1 did this.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-29 12:31:21 AM

thetrenchcoat: I was going to start a topless coffee bar called Grounds For Divorce but I bet someone already has.


Grounds For Divorce...
This morning my drip of a spouse tried to press me for an answer but I could tell she was uch a mood there was a storm brewing in her mind.
I decided to filter out the noise percolating from her mouth, as much as it ground into my head.
In my head I imagined creaming her, right there. That might actually stop her spouting off at me. It was making me boiling mad. Steaming, really.
And she was milking it for all it was worth. I knew when I got back from my daily grind it would be a no-sugar-tonight evening.
At least work had certain perks. My hot little secretary was sure my cup of tea.

/amidoinitright?
 
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