McCaesar: Clearly the astonishing rise of militant atheism in America must factor in. So what is the ultimate answer to the mystery of the chemtrails? Have Heaven's angels forsaken us for such an offensive maneuver? Or are they actually losing, dying off in plumes of jetliner butchery? Surely America's atheists in the great halls of government are asking these very same questionsClearly and surely he doesn't seem to realize atheists don't believe in angels either.
EvilEgg: I hunt 'em. They are way more challenging than ducks. Birdshot won't take out an angel, you need buckshot to knock those farkers out of the sky. And at least three dogs to retrieve them.
Bslim: Militant atheists? Are they like intense nihilists?
kim jong-un: Is there a bag limit on angels?
StoPPeRmobile: The atheists are so insanely dedicated to their obscene cult they will try just about anything to destroy every remnant of Christian Love on this earth.lulz
Albino Squid: Chemtrails are the aerial spraying trails left by large aircraft, both commercial and federal, that are not associated with farming. Millions of images of these sky dispersals can be found on the internet. You will see thick plumes of dense whiteness ejected from the backs of jetliners with purposeful squirts. They are not continuous, but rather sporadic when planes reach a particular altitude. When such substances are released, they become hyper-heated in the atmosphere to attain a canopy-like distribution above targeted regions.The exceptional heat at 30,000 feet, most familiar to laymen through the tales of those whose attempts to scale the great desert mountain of Everest end in heatstroke and hallucination.
vwarb: It must be nice to be so crazy that you have no self-doubt like that.
zzrhardy: Actually the chemtrails were put there by Christians to kill the God of Athiests.Apparently, it is super effective...
Mayhem_2006: Please somebody tell me this is satire.
Richard C Stanford: Isn't schizophrenia such a wonderful thing? Something tells me that a bunch of funny white men in funny white suits are coming to take him away.
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