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8386 clicks; posted to Video » on 28 Sep 2013 at 10:16 AM (42 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-28 01:46:19 AM
Well. I just watched something.
 
2013-09-28 02:02:17 AM
... yea ,,, so... um... yea.
 
2013-09-28 02:18:02 AM
Oh my!
 
2013-09-28 03:16:03 AM
Okay then.
 
2013-09-28 04:22:26 AM
whiskey tango foxtrot
 
2013-09-28 07:26:58 AM
Desu
 
2013-09-28 08:44:02 AM
I don't get it.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-28 08:48:42 AM
It's too early, and I'm too hung over for this kind of shiat subby.
 
2013-09-28 08:50:00 AM
It may help if you understand Japanese. Then again, it may not. :o

Heh. :D
 
2013-09-28 08:54:24 AM
WTF did I just watch?
 
2013-09-28 08:57:47 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-28 09:01:51 AM

slayer199: WTF did I just watch?


I think it was an ad for Kikkoman soy sauce.
 
2013-09-28 09:37:42 AM

slayer199: WTF did I just watch?


The Clying Game?
 
2013-09-28 09:55:04 AM
Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix
 
2013-09-28 09:56:29 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix - sanity

 
2013-09-28 09:59:23 AM

King Something: Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix - sanity


Ah yes, I knew I had forgotten something.
 
2013-09-28 09:59:34 AM
I think I'll go for a walk now.
 
2013-09-28 10:33:30 AM
 
2013-09-28 10:47:15 AM
Ok, that was just hilarious.
 
2013-09-28 10:49:44 AM
it's not quite 8am and i'm done with the internet for the day thanks to that video.

now what am i supposed to do with myself?
 
2013-09-28 10:52:27 AM
Now I have seen everything.
 
2013-09-28 10:52:55 AM
Saw this at Fantastic Fest, and I recommend it, even the opening credits are funny. However, for a true Japanese WTF, I recommend R100.
 
2013-09-28 10:55:17 AM
At least partly a parody of Kekko Kamen, which was itself a parody of Gekko Kamen (aka Moonlight Mask)
 
2013-09-28 10:57:13 AM
And here's info on what this clip is from.  A live action movie based on the manga "Kyukyoku!! Hentai Kamen" - literally "Ultimate!! Pervert Mask"
 
2013-09-28 11:02:56 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix


+ Spider-Man.
 
2013-09-28 11:22:56 AM
Was anyone else reminded of one of sillier scenes from one of the  Harold & Kumarmovies?
 
2013-09-28 11:24:20 AM
Can't say those Japanese don't know how to make an impression.
 
2013-09-28 11:24:49 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix

+ Spider-Man.


Those fishnet stockings were straight out of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
 
2013-09-28 11:26:06 AM
Awesome.  When is a dubbed version being released in the states?
 
2013-09-28 11:38:37 AM
Guy had a great body. I prefer a bit more body hair, but he'll do in a pinch...
 
2013-09-28 12:05:25 PM
Fark this, going to find an Irish bar, have some bangers & mash with a Guinness for breakfast
 
2013-09-28 12:26:48 PM
The world needed a super hero who's ability is tea bagging the bad guys!
 
2013-09-28 12:33:40 PM

marleymaniac: The world needed a super hero who's ability is tea bagging the bad guys!


Don't forget, 'dodging and catching bullets'.

self-inflicted atomic wedgies, optional
 
2013-09-28 01:03:24 PM
It sounds like the Japanese word for "panties" is "panties".

Checking   ... yup: パンティー

Let's use that word in a video search
https://www.google.com/search?q=パンティー&tbm=vid
About 1,830,000 results

Why am I not surprised?

(fark doesn't seem to be linking the above search correctly so you will have to do it slightly by hand if you really want to search for Japanese panty videos)
 
2013-09-28 01:07:43 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why "Power Up" was both spoken and subtitled in English.

I mean, I'm trying to figure that out in addition to not having any clue whatsoever to everything else that is in the video, but that stood out even among the general weirdness.
 
2013-09-28 01:36:53 PM
"Kakkoii!"

*cock*

*faint*
 
2013-09-28 01:58:17 PM

Tarkus: Oh my!


news.sagacom.com
/might want to do a Vulcan nerve pinch on that
 
2013-09-28 02:27:17 PM

Winterlight: I'm still trying to figure out why "Power Up" was both spoken and subtitled in English.

I mean, I'm trying to figure that out in addition to not having any clue whatsoever to everything else that is in the video, but that stood out even among the general weirdness.


You know how Americans like to plaster Chinese characters all over everything to make it seem "cool"?

Guess what.  Japan does the reverse.
 
2013-09-28 02:41:48 PM

Fast Moon: Winterlight: I'm still trying to figure out why "Power Up" was both spoken and subtitled in English.

I mean, I'm trying to figure that out in addition to not having any clue whatsoever to everything else that is in the video, but that stood out even among the general weirdness.

You know how Americans like to plaster Chinese characters all over everything to make it seem "cool"?

Guess what.  Japan does the reverse.


You mean they plaster Chinese characters all over everything to make it seem "uncool"? I get that.
 
2013-09-28 02:48:17 PM

slayer199: WTF did I just watch?


I second that. Apparently, I need more sake for this...
 
2013-09-28 03:26:05 PM
Naked Man, Naked Man, does whatever a naked man can.
 
2013-09-28 03:28:39 PM

SphericalTime: Awesome.  When is a dubbed version being released in the states?


I think understanding the dialogue would ruin the film's effect on the viewer. That was pure awesome
 
2013-09-28 03:33:29 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix

+ Spider-Man.


I wouldn't be shocked if that was Deadpool under the mask.
 
2013-09-28 03:39:48 PM

bulok: SphericalTime: Awesome.  When is a dubbed version being released in the states?

I think understanding the dialogue would ruin the film's effect on the viewer. That was pure awesome



Ok I am man enough to admin when I am wrong. Found this English subbed trailer and it's frikkin hilarious. I want to see the full movie except i'm afraid to type Hentai on my search engine


http://youtu.be/TozprFrnn10
 
2013-09-28 03:47:15 PM
diablo.incgamers.com
 
2013-09-28 03:52:56 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-09-28 04:10:54 PM
Sweet Jesus, that's one hell of a wedgie.
 
2013-09-28 04:21:48 PM

bulok: bulok: SphericalTime: Awesome.  When is a dubbed version being released in the states?

I think understanding the dialogue would ruin the film's effect on the viewer. That was pure awesome


Ok I am man enough to admin when I am wrong. Found this English subbed trailer and it's frikkin hilarious. I want to see the full movie except i'm afraid to type Hentai on my search engine


http://youtu.be/TozprFrnn10



For the sake of the world, let     me     borrow    your     panties....
 
2013-09-28 04:25:49 PM
Japanese aren't big physically, so they make up for it with freak.
 
2013-09-28 04:55:19 PM

bulok: bulok: SphericalTime: Awesome.  When is a dubbed version being released in the states?

I think understanding the dialogue would ruin the film's effect on the viewer. That was pure awesome


Ok I am man enough to admin when I am wrong. Found this English subbed trailer and it's frikkin hilarious. I want to see the full movie except i'm afraid to type Hentai on my search engine


http://youtu.be/TozprFrnn10


There's more ho-yay in that trailer then there is in an gladiator movie marathon.
 
2013-09-28 05:11:42 PM

PsyLord: Tyrone Slothrop: Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix

+ Spider-Man.

I wouldn't be shocked if that was Deadpool under the mask.


In the movie, he swings from building to building Spider-Man style. I don't want to know what he was using for webbing.
 
2013-09-28 05:15:25 PM
Incidentally, he gets his hentai powers due to his father being a cop and his mother being a dominatrix. Wearing the panties causes his power to activate.
 
2013-09-28 05:31:48 PM
This Hentai Kamen Public Service Announcement should be shown before all our movies here.
 
2013-09-28 05:43:43 PM
isn't he saying it's "Hentai Commander"? not ramen
 
2013-09-28 05:56:26 PM
"Son... you got a panty on your head!"
 
2013-09-28 06:58:00 PM
Hmmm...flashing back to my first Summerfest.  Thanks for that first beer Carol
 
2013-09-28 07:51:16 PM
I'm 33 and waht is this i dont even
 
2013-09-28 08:13:34 PM

Tarkus: Oh my!


newmediarockstars.com
 
2013-09-28 08:45:26 PM
I wasn't drunk enough.  Lots of semi amusing things, but I think needed to be completely baked to truly savor this absurdity.
 
2013-09-28 10:17:15 PM

mamoru: It may help if you understand Japanese. Then again, it may not. :o

Heh. :D


I understand some French, but those "automatic captions" only made things more confusing.
 
2013-09-28 10:17:58 PM
What the hell did I just see ????
 
2013-09-28 11:24:09 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Incidentally, he gets his hentai powers due to his father being a cop and his mother being a dominatrix. Wearing the panties causes his power to activate.


Well, that clears up everything then.
 
2013-09-28 11:26:54 PM
Henti dakedo,kakoii! = Very strange but kind of cute. I guess that kind of sums it up.
 
2013-09-28 11:50:43 PM
Ok, so jump at your opponent, grab both ankles behind your back, and crash airborne, testicles first, right into the guy's cranium. There is literally *no* way that could fail.
 
2013-09-29 12:33:12 AM
I wonder if he's related to these guys.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-29 01:43:34 AM
I guess I know what I'm wearing to work on Halloween.
 
2013-09-29 03:36:06 AM

RatMaster999: I guess I know what I'm wearing to work on Halloween.


Just make sure you wash your ass real good first, and don't take any dumps that day.
 
2013-09-29 06:25:59 AM

freak7: I'm convinced that those two nukes we dropped farked those people up for a long, long time.


People seem to think that living in a post-apocalyptic society is going to be like Mad Max...
Japan IS a post-apocalyptic society...
 
2013-09-29 07:27:02 AM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-29 11:35:10 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: PsyLord: Tyrone Slothrop: Gecko Gingrich: Power Rangers + The Mask + Borat + The Matrix

+ Spider-Man.

I wouldn't be shocked if that was Deadpool under the mask.

In the movie, he swings from building to building Spider-Man style. I don't want to know what he was using for webbing.


Bondage ropes.
 
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