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(LiveLeak)   Fark's favorite German Slingshot Guy has a little oops with his latest design. And by oops, we mean not for the squeamish, graphic blood   (liveleak.com) divider line 72
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2013-09-27 08:32:00 PM  
Holy crap! That had to hurt like a mutha.
 
2013-09-27 08:33:27 PM  
Famous last words: "Zis is a very safe zlingshot."
 
2013-09-27 08:36:00 PM  
Damn. I hope he's alright.
 
2013-09-27 08:38:28 PM  
Jesus fark.  Did the shot go into his head, or just break it?
 
2013-09-27 08:38:54 PM  
Is he dead?
 
2013-09-27 08:48:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus fark.  Did the shot go into his head, or just break it?


It penetrated the skin, but from what I can see in the vid, it did not penetrate the skull, just traveled along it for a few inches under the skin. The guy is lucky as hell and I hope he learned a lesson about protective gear and a better backstop.
 
2013-09-27 08:48:25 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus fark.  Did the shot go into his head, or just break it?


It looked as though it penetrated his scalp.
 
2013-09-27 08:51:26 PM  
Did it bounce off the bottle? I can't tell how it happened.

Damn that looked like it hurt.
 
2013-09-27 08:52:35 PM  

namegoeshere: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus fark.  Did the shot go into his head, or just break it?

It penetrated the skin, but from what I can see in the vid, it did not penetrate the skull, just traveled along it for a few inches under the skin. The guy is lucky as hell and I hope he learned a lesson about protective gear and a better backstop.


Bathia_Mapes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Jesus fark.  Did the shot go into his head, or just break it?

It looked as though it penetrated his scalp.


I'd be willing to bet he has a skull fracture, too.
 
2013-09-27 08:54:04 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Did it bounce off the bottle? I can't tell how it happened.

Damn that looked like it hurt.



It looks like he missed the bottle completely and it bounced back off the backstop.
 
2013-09-27 08:54:45 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Damn that looked like it hurt.


I've done stuff like that before. What's amazing is how shocked you are at how much it REALLY HURTS because you were doing something stupid and dangerous. It's like you never realized that the dangerous thing you were doing could hurt you.

Hope this guy is ok. I always like his videos.
 
2013-09-27 08:54:46 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'd be willing to bet he has a skull fracture, too.


Wouldn't surprise me. Or at the very least, a hell of a concussion.
 
2013-09-27 08:54:50 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Did it bounce off the bottle? I can't tell how it happened.

Damn that looked like it hurt.


I couldn't tell either. Could have ricocheted off the bottle or the backdrop behind it.
 
2013-09-27 08:55:35 PM  

phlegmmo: Famous last words: "Zis is a very safe zlingshot."


Yep
 
2013-09-27 08:56:58 PM  

namegoeshere: AlwaysRightBoy: Did it bounce off the bottle? I can't tell how it happened.

Damn that looked like it hurt.


It looks like he missed the bottle completely and it bounced back off the backstop.


Except youtube has it up and everyone's saying it's fake. Maybe he got a new CGI program?


You can see the tree disappear in a jump cut at around 1:25. This guy is good.
 
2013-09-27 09:02:05 PM  

NewportBarGuy: AlwaysRightBoy: Damn that looked like it hurt.

I've done stuff like that before. What's amazing is how shocked you are at how much it REALLY HURTS because you were doing something stupid and dangerous. It's like you never realized that the dangerous thing you were doing could hurt you.

Hope this guy is ok. I always like his videos.


I didn't realize he was a Fark fav as I've never seen any of his vids before. I will look up his work

/has done stupid sh*t like this before too
 
2013-09-27 09:03:14 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: phlegmmo: Famous last words: "Zis is a very safe zlingshot."

Yep


Well - you will notice that his hand is totally uninjured.
 
2013-09-27 09:05:01 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: you will notice that his hand is totally uninjured.


Heh!
 
2013-09-27 09:05:47 PM  

NewportBarGuy: AlwaysRightBoy: Damn that looked like it hurt.

I've done stuff like that before. What's amazing is how shocked you are at how much it REALLY HURTS because you were doing something stupid and dangerous. It's like you never realized that the dangerous thing you were doing could hurt you.


And then the thought afterwards is, "Yeah, that really was amazingly farking stupid."  And you wonder why you couldn't have had that thought before you did the stupid thing that hurts a lot and means an afternoon in the ER.
 
2013-09-27 09:08:24 PM  
He'll be back.
 
2013-09-27 09:15:21 PM  
That why that make hay bales
 
2013-09-27 09:26:03 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: NewportBarGuy: AlwaysRightBoy: Damn that looked like it hurt.

I've done stuff like that before. What's amazing is how shocked you are at how much it REALLY HURTS because you were doing something stupid and dangerous. It's like you never realized that the dangerous thing you were doing could hurt you.

Hope this guy is ok. I always like his videos.

I didn't realize he was a Fark fav as I've never seen any of his vids before. I will look up his work

/has done stupid sh*t like this before too


Dude's got his own youtube channel too. The Slingshot Channel
 
2013-09-27 09:33:20 PM  
I lol'd.

/stupid people hurting themselves make me laugh
 
2013-09-27 09:49:43 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Dude's got his own youtube channel too. The Slingshot Channel


Thanks.. keeps a wrist rocket in the camper for hitting cans off the fence with acorns or small rocks when camping.
 
2013-09-27 10:26:03 PM  
It's FAKE


You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.
 
2013-09-27 10:27:29 PM  
Why would you post a "real" video of yourself getting hurt like that on the internet?

/Fake
 
2013-09-27 10:32:42 PM  
Also, most people who get hit like that don't fall to the ground and say Oooo Aaahhhh Oooo.
It would be more like . WWwwaaaaahh   FFFFFUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
 
2013-09-27 10:43:44 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Why would you post a "real" video of yourself getting hurt like that on the internet?


Because some people aren't as uptight about their stupidity as others are?
 
2013-09-28 12:22:17 AM  

doglover: It's FAKE

You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.


Link?
 
2013-09-28 12:24:34 AM  
He did nazi that coming.
 
2013-09-28 12:35:17 AM  
Honestly I am going to have to consult senator Vreenak on this one. He has a rather...acerbic...attitude. I am certain that he will grasp an optolythic data rod and hiss his opinion of the video at us.
 
2013-09-28 12:56:38 AM  
If you do Zapruder-type analysis of the YouTube version of the video, at the 1:37 mark you see that when the wife arrives she's got blood on her hand before she ever touches him.  Of course there are many shots of him before that with a blood stained shirt as well...
 
2013-09-28 01:52:58 AM  

fusillade762: doglover: It's FAKE

You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.

Link?


Link

Entschuldigung für den schlechten Schnitt. "Sorry for the bad cut."
 
2013-09-28 01:54:55 AM  
Real or fake...

img67.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-28 01:54:56 AM  

kaylward: If you do Zapruder-type analysis of the YouTube version of the video, at the 1:37 mark you see that when the wife arrives she's got blood on her hand before she ever touches him.  Of course there are many shots of him before that with a blood stained shirt as well...


Also the tree teleports away as he's "FALLING"

I don't know about you, but the last time I fell to the ground on camera I didn't magically teleport.
 
2013-09-28 03:09:23 AM  
He takes one for the team.  What team?  I have no idea.  Plus 4 arrow strenght.
 
2013-09-28 05:00:17 AM  
Hopefully, fake or not, there's a follow-up video about taking some basic safety precautions.

Then again, this guy makes toilet-brush ballistas, and machete launchers...
 
2013-09-28 05:06:16 AM  
The bloodstained Tshirt before the accident, the cut, the camera falling perfectly for the shot, the smile when he recovers,etc...not enough of a wink?
 
2013-09-28 05:11:36 AM  
Tony_Pepperoni: Why would you post a "real" video of yourself getting hurt like that on the internet?

Views: 64583.
 
2013-09-28 05:20:28 AM  

kevinatilusa: Tony_Pepperoni: Why would you post a "real" video of yourself getting hurt like that on the internet?

Views: 64583.


It's a fake video that illustrates what CAN happen when you forget about ricochets. "Oh shiat!" is a good learning tool.
 
2013-09-28 06:08:00 AM  
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack-ahhhh-shiat!
 
2013-09-28 06:39:09 AM  

doglover: kaylward: If you do Zapruder-type analysis of the YouTube version of the video, at the 1:37 mark you see that when the wife arrives she's got blood on her hand before she ever touches him.  Of course there are many shots of him before that with a blood stained shirt as well...

Also the tree teleports away as he's "FALLING"

I don't know about you, but the last time I fell to the ground on camera I didn't magically teleport.


Also there is a small, raised tube up the side of his head hidden under some skin-colored latex. Its far too thick to be a vein or that forehead artery. When he is rolling on the ground, you can see it runs the length across his forehead opposite the camera
 
2013-09-28 07:39:57 AM  
Halten Sie mein Bier und beobachten diese.
 
2013-09-28 07:45:33 AM  
Is everything on the Internet fake these days? I'm so disillusioned. I need to see some poor slob get hurt for real.
 
2013-09-28 08:33:42 AM  

doglover: It's FAKE

You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.


Where? I'm pretty sure it's real.
 
2013-09-28 08:36:20 AM  

doglover: It's FAKE

You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.


No he doesn't apologize for bad editing.

He says "Sorry for the bad cut"

CUT! HE is bleeding.
 
2013-09-28 08:37:09 AM  

doglover: fusillade762: doglover: It's FAKE

You can see on youtube, he apologizes for the bad editing.

Link?

Link

Entschuldigung für den schlechten Schnitt. "Sorry for the bad cut."


Yes, cut as in... "bleeding"
 
2013-09-28 08:41:20 AM  
Erm... this is not real.

/worked in a hospital
// never trust a German
 
2013-09-28 09:36:04 AM  
Halloween prank.

If it had come back at that speed it would have gone through his skull.  Trajectory was wrong, returning round was larger, location on log would have deflected higher, shirt was already covered with "the first take" you farking morons..., and he was on the edge of giggling the whole time.
 
2013-09-28 10:07:39 AM  
I'm pretty sure that scalp wounds do not pump out arterial blood.

A most excellent fake.
 
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