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(Some Guy)   Little girl's science fair experiment proves that microwaves are KILLING US ALL   (usahitman.com) divider line 25
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2013-09-28 12:26:36 AM  
5 votes:

doglover: Water doesn't have DNA to corrupt.


Teach the controversy.
2013-09-28 12:28:22 AM  
4 votes:
It was a government false flag operation

What they did is they entered the home late at night and replaced it with a dying plant.

Why? Simple

Nuking water makes fluoride multiply. They would have gotten caught if they didn't shiat all over this brave young girls patriotic science experiment.
2013-09-28 01:14:28 AM  
3 votes:

Nuclear Monk: Maybe she should have let the water cool off first before dumping it on the plant?


Was her name Blanch?
2013-09-28 02:03:41 AM  
2 votes:
This experiment proves it: if you pour boiling water on a plant, it will die.
2013-09-28 01:58:04 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-28 01:28:45 AM  
2 votes:
It's not the microwave, it's the mind controlling chemicals in the prepackaged food.  Don't tell me that you don't notice things after eating HCFS.  The random thoughts about how bad things are, the desire to vegetate and watch local news.  Oh yes, the HFCS is a GMO that makes you susceptable to the mind control subfequencies that the local news stations have been pumping out.

Don't believe me?  Turn off the TV.  You'll quickly find you're less paranoid.  I turned mine off years ago.  Now all I watch are shows online and on channel 6.3 in Boise TNN is broadcasing country music again.  Older stuff, texas country, red dirt country.  I'm not afraid anymore.  I've seen what the HFCS can do to people.  It's scary stuff.  Too much of that and you'll start believing in chemtrails and other nonsense.
2013-09-28 01:22:03 AM  
2 votes:
Haters: www.readingfordummies.comYou know you could all do this experiment yourselves but you're scared of what you might find out. Or maybe your DNA is corrupted! Maybe the corruption goes deep within your soul!
2013-09-28 01:14:25 AM  
2 votes:
2013-09-27 09:25:59 PM  
2 votes:
When I need reliable information, I look no further than USAHitman.com
2013-09-28 04:09:45 AM  
1 votes:

dready zim: [www.esquire.com image 460x255]


Didn't think the corn in your poop could sprout like that.

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2013-09-28 02:44:12 AM  
1 votes:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?


Ever tried making microwave popcorn in the oven?
2013-09-28 02:34:30 AM  
1 votes:
I haves dain bramage from micromawaving my food that I eats from my micromawave. Oven.
2013-09-28 02:33:35 AM  
1 votes:

GrahamManning: Haven't had a microwave for two years now, don't miss it


Good. I wasn't planning on returning it anytime soon.
2013-09-28 02:14:35 AM  
1 votes:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?


Cuz that bag of popcorn always catches fire when I try to cook it on the stovetop....
2013-09-28 02:13:27 AM  
1 votes:

cretinbob: And people look at me sideways when I say I don't use a microwave


It's the same look you give to people who constantly tell you how they don't watch TV shows, or keep telling you she doesn't eat the glutens not because she's celiac but reasons.
2013-09-28 01:16:38 AM  
1 votes:
Actually, boiling on the stove kills the flouride. It it the flouride, not the microwaves, people. Wake up!!!
2013-09-28 01:14:51 AM  
1 votes:
And people look at me sideways when I say I don't use a microwave
2013-09-28 01:12:58 AM  
1 votes:
Don't pour boiling water on plants.
2013-09-28 01:11:42 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe she should have let the water cool off first before dumping it on the plant?
2013-09-28 01:10:39 AM  
1 votes:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?


I  bet you don't even own a TV.
2013-09-28 12:53:19 AM  
1 votes:

namatad: seriously
we should use this "study" as part of a voter test.
if you think that this study is real and you should stop using your microwave, you are banned from voting. EVER AGAIN.


Should ask people from the south to help. They are the experts of disenfranchisement.

They were smart enough to understand that African Americans didn't have the intelligence level to make rational choices. They did it because they knew they were doing them a favor.

/I know many throw that around as a joke (stupidity tests for voting rights), but those who say it wholeheartedly are no better than southerners.
2013-09-27 08:42:53 PM  
1 votes:
Water doesn't have DNA to corrupt.
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 08:38:59 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe she was using Brawndo.
2013-09-27 08:38:20 PM  
1 votes:
FORENSIC RESEARCH DOCUMENT
Prepared By: William P. Kopp
A. R. E. C. Research Operations
TO61-7R10/10-77F05
RELEASE PRIORITY: CLASS I ROO1a


C'mon people this is totally legit. It's TO61-7R10/10-77F05 and CLASS I ROO1a release priority!
2013-09-27 08:31:23 PM  
1 votes:
 
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