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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked? Now a faulty bathroom hand dryer causes the whole school to be evacuated   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-27 07:38:09 PM  
I do remember.  Specifically that.  And no police or terror watch lists were ever involved.

:(
 
2013-09-27 07:39:36 PM  
Fire drill. Who cares?
 
2013-09-27 07:52:48 PM  
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2013-09-27 07:55:46 PM  

Nuclear Monk: I do remember.  Specifically that.  And no police or terror watch lists were ever involved.

:(


George Carlin really put it best - this culture of child worshiping is fundamentally sick.
 
2013-09-27 08:01:00 PM  
What was the odor?  If it was smoke or burning electronics then quite frankly I would much rather that they evacuate the school and have the fire department show up and say, "Yarp, just a faulty hand drier" than to have some administrator make that judgment call.
 
2013-09-27 08:03:55 PM  
Welcome to Obama's Amerikkka.
 
2013-09-27 08:05:41 PM  
Safety first
 
2013-09-27 08:06:54 PM  
I'm thinking of a flower.
 
2013-09-27 08:07:36 PM  
The Zeroth Law of Administration: No principal, by action or inaction, can allow a child to come to outside harm.
 
2013-09-27 08:12:50 PM  
I remember when dropping a cherry bomb in the toilet got you suspended if not expelled. Don't remember when it was just ignored.
 
2013-09-27 08:17:50 PM  
I remember when administrators said if they didn't hear about it, it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-27 08:20:48 PM  
Hello, Daddy...Hello, Mom.
 
2013-09-27 08:35:01 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I remember when dropping a cherry bomb in the toilet got you suspended if not expelled. Don't remember when it was just ignored.


csb time...

My mother told me about some guys in school that thought it'd be funny to flush a cherry bomb down the crapper (and honestly, how could that not be funny?), so they did. Blew water out of all the toilets, wet the walls and ceiling, yucks were had, etc., etc. So, 10 or 15 minutes later, here comes the mad as hell super and principal pulling the guys out of class. While the boys restroom was just wet, the plumbing evidently went straight under the girl's restroom... which was the point at which the flushed cherry bomb went off blowing a small chunk of the floor up and breaking some mirrors and windows with pieces of flying ceramic tile and concrete bits.
 
2013-09-27 08:36:06 PM  
......seymour? mother!
 
2013-09-27 08:36:50 PM  
It's not the hand dryer they are afraid of, it's the lawsuits from the parents.
 
2013-09-27 08:48:36 PM  
Could have been worse.  It could have been a toaster.
images.wikia.com

Although I guess there are things toasters are afraid of too, like evil fire-clowns
 
2013-09-27 09:06:41 PM  
Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked?

No....
 
2013-09-27 09:31:28 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked?

No....



Come on it was like one of the first episodes of the Simpsons.
 
2013-09-27 09:36:17 PM  
They smelled smoke, they called the fire department and took the kids outside.  Forty minutes later they were back in class.  Hardly anything to make a stink over.
 
2013-09-27 09:46:08 PM  

almandot: Come on it was like one of the first episodes of the Simpsons.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-27 09:48:34 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I remember when dropping a cherry bomb in the toilet got you suspended if not expelled. Don't remember when it was just ignored.


IF they caught you.

I don't recall, however, that a broken hair dryer resulted in a district-wide lockdown.
 
2013-09-28 12:46:51 AM  
If you flushed a cherey bomb now youd end up in GITMO. Thanks Bush and Obama.
 
2013-09-28 02:07:33 AM  
"Cut the horseshiat, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode. "

media.washingtonpost.com

Link to the same kind of story back in '11

Also...

Link
 
2013-09-28 08:05:55 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked?

No....


This. Pretty sure that has always been frowned upon, subby.
 
2013-09-28 07:54:56 PM  

abhorrent1: ArcadianRefugee: Remember when you could drop a cherry bomb into a school's toilet and nobody blinked?

No....

This. Pretty sure that has always been frowned upon, subby.


They've always tried to make you pay...with detention, paying for replacement and labor, tellin' your parents (so you'd get the all-day brow-beatin'), but you didn't end up with a police record, jail time, or FBI surveillance.  And they didn't shut down the four blocks around the school when ya did it.
 
2013-09-28 11:30:21 PM  
And still nobody wants to evacuate their bowels in the schools bathrooms.
 
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