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(RYOT.org)   "Naughty Leopard" slutty kids Halloween costumes pulled from Wal Mart   (ryot.org) divider line 61
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2013-09-27 07:19:42 PM  
Funniest picture I've seen all day.
d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net
 
2013-09-27 07:20:29 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-27 07:22:47 PM  
That's not too bad a costume. Just the name. So I thought I'd search on naughty burka.

woodturtle.files.wordpress.com
Um... I'm ok with that.
 
2013-09-27 07:22:59 PM  
The GF's mom saw this at wally world and figured it was a bad Chinese translation. I didn't have the heart to tell her that there are parents out there who would totally dress their kid as a slut for halloween
 
2013-09-27 07:23:17 PM  
Hm.

See, I see "naughty" and guess I should think slutty naughty but I think toddler naughty.  And the red stones around the midriff are hardly sexualized.  Not the lace.

If this is the best they got this is a non-story.
 
2013-09-27 07:24:26 PM  
d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net

This is my culture, not a costume.
 
2013-09-27 07:24:39 PM  
Black and purple leopards complained?
 
2013-09-27 07:24:59 PM  
That's pretty weak outrage. If you replace the word "Naughty" with the word "Playful", it becomes a generic little girl's dress with cat ears. But we must have our pearl clutching.
 
2013-09-27 07:25:19 PM  
Other than the name, which I don't find offensive, I don't see anything wrong with that costume. Slap a "Kitty Princess" sticker on it and put it back on the shelves and up online. People are too damn sensitive and read things that simply aren't there.
 
2013-09-27 07:25:53 PM  
Maybe they just automatically put the word "naughty" in it as it was a female costume?
 
2013-09-27 07:26:39 PM  
Doesn't look like a leopard to me.
 
2013-09-27 07:27:54 PM  
I... I.... I failed to be offended by that at all.

My husband (a Brit) used to have the "naughty step" for his two daughters when they acted up as toddlers. I think this is just a translation issue.
 
2013-09-27 07:28:14 PM  
Frog still available.
 
2013-09-27 07:28:47 PM  
Total rip off...

First, as jeyessell mentioned...it looks NOTHING like a leopard...should have been called a naughty jaguar.

Second, the matching g-string had to be purchased separately.
 
2013-09-27 07:30:56 PM  
Seriously, maybe it is just a bad leopard?? How difficult is that? Nothing wrong with the costume (except it sucks, why not just dress your kid in a dress they already have and cat ears??).

I am anti-ultra-sexy Halloween so I want to be:

a) Medusa (but it has to be SCARY and I don't know how scary fake plastic snakes can be)
b) Natalie Portman in Black Swan when she is really crazy, covered in scratch marks, and half swan.
c) Daenerys Targarye but since this hinges mostly on an ultra-blonde wig it won't really work. Also, I don't want all of my friends to know I watch GOT anyway.
 
2013-09-27 07:31:03 PM  
Anyone who looks at that costume and thinks "slutty" needs to have a seat over there.
 
2013-09-27 07:31:13 PM  
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-27 07:31:38 PM  
Anyone who looks at that little kid in a cat costume and thinks slutty is farked in the head.

Now stripper baby is another story.  Fishnets for an infant?  WTF?
 
2013-09-27 07:33:45 PM  
Oblig:
si.wsj.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74

/couldn't find a pic of the frog costume...
 
2013-09-27 07:35:20 PM  

Bukharin:


Holy crap I kind of want a kid for a day (October 31st to be specific).
 
2013-09-27 07:37:29 PM  
That costume looks about as naughty as it looks like a leopard.
 
2013-09-27 07:37:33 PM  
www.thefoundist.com
 
2013-09-27 07:38:30 PM  
Tiny Trojan will one day wish his parents had used one just that one time.
 
2013-09-27 07:42:38 PM  
The outfit itself isn't offensive in any way, but let's all stop pretending that "naughty" isn't a popular marketing buzzword meant to conjure sexy images.
 
2013-09-27 07:43:51 PM  

spidermilk: Seriously, maybe it is just a bad leopard?? How difficult is that? Nothing wrong with the costume (except it sucks, why not just dress your kid in a dress they already have and cat ears??).

I am anti-ultra-sexy Halloween so I want to be:

a) Medusa (but it has to be SCARY and I don't know how scary fake plastic snakes can be)
b) Natalie Portman in Black Swan when she is really crazy, covered in scratch marks, and half swan.
c) Daenerys Targarye but since this hinges mostly on an ultra-blonde wig it won't really work. Also, I don't want all of my friends to know I watch GOT anyway.


They're selling the wig for Daenerys at Spirit Halloween... braids and all. Couple different costume dresses, too (one more classic fantasy thing, one clearly meant to be when she's with the Dothraki. Really, the hard part is finding good prop dragons.

There's a Black Swan "sexy" costume too, which for once is actually still fairly accurate - it's already a leotard-and-tutu, there's nothing left to shorten/cut lower. Everything else is just makeup.

But why would you NOT want your friends to know you watch GOT? WTF, get some better friends.
 
2013-09-27 07:44:04 PM  
bestof4chan.com
 
2013-09-27 07:48:13 PM  
I was expecting something like this.

s14.postimg.org
 
2013-09-27 07:49:03 PM  
There's actually a skeleton costume out this year (for men) with an.... extra.... bone. It has an inflator pump for it. *facepalm*

Apparently some people really want to dress as this: http://oglaf.com/tibia/

I wish I were making this up, but no. They didn't even just call it the "Boner" costume or something, it's "Skeleboner". WTF.
 
2013-09-27 07:51:36 PM  
Slut-o-ween thread alert!

SLUT-O-WEEN THREAD ALERT!

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 07:53:18 PM  

Ricardo Klement: That's not too bad a costume. Just the name. So I thought I'd search on naughty burka.

[woodturtle.files.wordpress.com image 300x300]
Um... I'm ok with that.


Wow. That's... awful.

No, really. That's clearly a niqab. A "Naughty Niqab." Much catchier name.
 
2013-09-27 08:00:33 PM  
I'd be shocked if it had said 'sexy' leopard. But naughty leopard? WTF?
 
2013-09-27 08:03:57 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I was expecting something like this.


Oddly enough I was too, then it turned out to just be "naughty" in name only.

I am disappointed, we need a legit reason to be outraged at WalMart, this doesn't even register on the "this is a pointless outrage" meter.
 
2013-09-27 08:06:45 PM  

bubbles_nw2003: Anyone who looks at that little kid in a cat costume and thinks slutty is farked in the head.

Now stripper baby is another story.  Fishnets for an infant?  WTF?



If I realized I was making my living by producing and selling fishnets for infants I'm pretty sure I'd take some .45 caliber aspirin.
 
2013-09-27 08:08:46 PM  

Ricardo Klement: That's not too bad a costume. Just the name. So I thought I'd search on naughty burka.


Um... I'm ok with that.


I've been advocating for overtly sexualizing the burqa and hijab for years. What better way to undermine that particular form of oppressive barbarism than by making it self-defeating?
 
2013-09-27 08:11:11 PM  
So when Santa is finding out who is naughty or nice, he's looking for sluts?
 
2013-09-27 08:11:40 PM  

libranoelrose: The GF's mom saw this at wally world and figured it was a bad Chinese translation. I didn't have the heart to tell her that there are parents out there who would totally dress their kid as a slut for halloween


To admit that you were wrong.
 
2013-09-27 08:11:48 PM  
I guess I'm more worldly than I though since my idea of "slutty" is much more NSFW.
 
2013-09-27 08:18:00 PM  

ornithopter: spidermilk: Seriously, maybe it is just a bad leopard?? How difficult is that? Nothing wrong with the costume (except it sucks, why not just dress your kid in a dress they already have and cat ears??).

I am anti-ultra-sexy Halloween so I want to be:

a) Medusa (but it has to be SCARY and I don't know how scary fake plastic snakes can be)
b) Natalie Portman in Black Swan when she is really crazy, covered in scratch marks, and half swan.
c) Daenerys Targarye but since this hinges mostly on an ultra-blonde wig it won't really work. Also, I don't want all of my friends to know I watch GOT anyway.

They're selling the wig for Daenerys at Spirit Halloween... braids and all. Couple different costume dresses, too (one more classic fantasy thing, one clearly meant to be when she's with the Dothraki. Really, the hard part is finding good prop dragons.

There's a Black Swan "sexy" costume too, which for once is actually still fairly accurate - it's already a leotard-and-tutu, there's nothing left to shorten/cut lower. Everything else is just makeup.

But why would you NOT want your friends to know you watch GOT? WTF, get some better friends.


all my friends are dudes I don't wanna dress up as Daenerys ugh.
 
2013-09-27 08:27:25 PM  
Dear parents,   If you see a problem with this, you have options.
A.) Turn yourself in for being sexually attracted to toddlers, hence finding this costume "offensive"
B.) Grow the fark up. If you just HAVE to be offended by SOMETHING, find something worth pissing your pants about...
 
2013-09-27 08:39:32 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: I was expecting something like this.

[s14.postimg.org image 811x960]


Nice face.
"I BETTER get paid for this, 'cause I could totally be doing something else right now."
 
2013-09-27 08:53:28 PM  
And yet the costume itself is actually completely acceptable, unlike the majority of tween+ costumes; it's just the name that people are deeming "slutty", despite alternate meanings of "naughty".

In short, STFU and EaBoD, you whiners.
 
2013-09-27 08:54:40 PM  
All assuming this

d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net

is actually the costume.
 
2013-09-27 09:17:19 PM  
d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net

Say my name!
 
2013-09-27 09:29:50 PM  
The costume itself is perfectly fine, its simply a matter of a bad translation. If the Spanish on the package is any indication, Leopardo is obviously translated to leopard and Picaro mean mischievous, malicious, crafty, sly as well as naughty. You also have to keep in mind the actual definition of naughty is "disobedient or badly behaved". Only in America and only recently have we changed it to mean slutty.

Honestly, this shiat of getting offended at everything is getting out of hand. Get a damn grip on yourselves people.
 
2013-09-27 09:49:58 PM  

ReapTheChaos: The costume itself is perfectly fine, its simply a matter of a bad translation. If the Spanish on the package is any indication, Leopardo is obviously translated to leopard and Picaro mean mischievous, malicious, crafty, sly as well as naughty. You also have to keep in mind the actual definition of naughty is "disobedient or badly behaved". Only in America and only recently have we changed it to mean slutty.

Honestly, this shiat of getting offended at everything is getting out of hand. Get a damn grip on yourselves people.



Well said.
 
2013-09-27 10:09:47 PM  
Highly disappointed in this thread....

/jk
 
2013-09-27 10:12:14 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: All assuming this

[d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net image 630x371]

is actually the costume.


Those knees are way too sharp.
 
2013-09-27 10:22:07 PM  

spidermilk: ornithopter: spidermilk: Seriously, maybe it is just a bad leopard?? How difficult is that? Nothing wrong with the costume (except it sucks, why not just dress your kid in a dress they already have and cat ears??).

I am anti-ultra-sexy Halloween so I want to be:

a) Medusa (but it has to be SCARY and I don't know how scary fake plastic snakes can be)
b) Natalie Portman in Black Swan when she is really crazy, covered in scratch marks, and half swan.
c) Daenerys Targarye but since this hinges mostly on an ultra-blonde wig it won't really work. Also, I don't want all of my friends to know I watch GOT anyway.

They're selling the wig for Daenerys at Spirit Halloween... braids and all. Couple different costume dresses, too (one more classic fantasy thing, one clearly meant to be when she's with the Dothraki. Really, the hard part is finding good prop dragons.

There's a Black Swan "sexy" costume too, which for once is actually still fairly accurate - it's already a leotard-and-tutu, there's nothing left to shorten/cut lower. Everything else is just makeup.

But why would you NOT want your friends to know you watch GOT? WTF, get some better friends.

all my friends are dudes I don't wanna dress up as Daenerys ugh.


Dress up as George RR Martin instead.
(Is that even his name?, hell if I know. I stopped watching TV
when they took Johnny Quest off of Cartoon Network).
 
2013-09-27 10:37:14 PM  
Pffft! I've seen sluttier toddlers than that.
 
2013-09-27 10:52:43 PM  
Meh, I've seen much worse on Toddlers & Tiaras.

Best home-made Halloween costume I ever saw was a few years back when I lived in SC. A woman down the street was 6 or 7 months pregnant, her costume was a black sports bra, black leggings and her baby bump painted to look like a jack 'o lantern.
 
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