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(The Trentonian)   Dude goes food shopping for cole slaw, pickles and veggie dogs, gets home, asked to fly to Brazil to play drums for Bon Jovi in front of 80,000 people. Might want to dump that cole slaw when he gets home   (trentonian.com) divider line 43
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2013-09-27 07:42:35 PM  
Site Farked already? Weak servers
 
2013-09-27 07:42:54 PM  
Know who has the best cole slaw out there? Fresh Market. Seriously.  It's the perfect intersection of tanginess and creaminess. Put it on top of a burger... man, it's heaven.
 
2013-09-27 07:44:34 PM  
Veggie dogs? Hey, let's take the worst meat product ever and shove it FURTHER down the spiral by make a pale imitation of it from mashed beans and chemicals.
 
2013-09-27 07:46:50 PM  

Mentalpatient87: Veggie dogs? Hey, let's take the worst meat product ever and shove it FURTHER down the spiral by make a pale imitation of it from mashed beans and chemicals.



Are you talking about veggie dogs or Bon Jovi?
 
2013-09-27 07:49:13 PM  
But for now, Scannella is enjoying his moment on top of the rock mountain.

His power zone is a rock mountain.
 
2013-09-27 07:51:13 PM  
They flew him coach?  That's wack
 
2013-09-27 07:52:20 PM  
The dude is the drummer for Bon Jovi's solo band. So him being called to play with them in Brazil is not really that special.
 
2013-09-27 07:54:27 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Mentalpatient87: Veggie dogs? Hey, let's take the worst meat product ever and shove it FURTHER down the spiral by make a pale imitation of it from mashed beans and chemicals.


Are you talking about veggie dogs or Bon Jovi?



lol -- you give nitrates a bad name.


/shot thru the pig's anus
//and you're to blame
 
2013-09-27 07:56:13 PM  

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Mentalpatient87: Veggie dogs? Hey, let's take the worst meat product ever and shove it FURTHER down the spiral by make a pale imitation of it from mashed beans and chemicals.


Are you talking about veggie dogs or Bon Jovi?


Hey-ooooh!!!
 
2013-09-27 07:56:22 PM  
frocktalk.com

Dude goes shopping...
 
2013-09-27 07:59:24 PM  
Take my sandwich and I'll make it, I swear...
 
2013-09-27 08:00:20 PM  
Living On my Hair
 
2013-09-27 08:01:04 PM  
The story of a wannabe...

that got to be.
 
2013-09-27 08:03:55 PM  
RIP
 
2013-09-27 08:04:25 PM  
FTA:

"...the next day you hop a plane at JFK to hustle down to Brazil to play drums for Bon Jovi in front of 80,000 people"

"Before we go on, let's not give the impression Scannella is some schlub with a pair of drumsticks; he's the drummer for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band, he's played with Bruce Springsteen and recorded with Lady Gaga ..."

I clearly don't know how this works, but how is playing for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band not the same thing as playing for Bon Jovi?  I don't get it.
 
2013-09-27 08:05:08 PM  
oh, and... cool story bro
 
2013-09-27 08:06:08 PM  
i306.photobucket.com

Bon Jovi Sucks!
 
2013-09-27 08:08:15 PM  

b0rg9: lol -- you give nitrates a bad name.


Don't worry, they'll still always be cheaper than day rates.
 
2013-09-27 08:08:53 PM  
According to the article, he didn't even get the call on the same day as he went food shopping, why is this even... ooooh, he is a vegan, so he wants to make sure the whole world knows it.
 
2013-09-27 08:09:57 PM  
Eighty thousand Brazillions? That's a big stadium!
 
2013-09-27 08:15:10 PM  
So umm yeah, we need you down here in Brazil. yeah ASAP... no, no, uh bring your own sticks but you can use the gear that's here... what's that?  Oh, um, yeah I hear that kayak.com has all the best prices on one site, you might want to check southwest.com as well. Welp, gotta run, be here in 24 hours - you can sleep in with the roadies. Bye
 
2013-09-27 08:16:36 PM  

rikkitikkitavi: FTA:

"...the next day you hop a plane at JFK to hustle down to Brazil to play drums for Bon Jovi in front of 80,000 people"

"Before we go on, let's not give the impression Scannella is some schlub with a pair of drumsticks; he's the drummer for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band, he's played with Bruce Springsteen and recorded with Lady Gaga ..."

I clearly don't know how this works, but how is playing for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band not the same thing as playing for Bon Jovi?  I don't get it.


One is the band called Bon Jovi, the other is a band led by the solo artist named Bon Jovi.

/you only get it if you're in the music industry
//and musicians are rarely in only one band
 
2013-09-27 08:20:35 PM  
So that's Phil X on guitar and this dude on drums on my scorecard.
 
2013-09-27 08:26:38 PM  
Professional musician gets hired to play music.

i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-27 08:53:10 PM  
Just one more comma, and nobody would have to wonder who Bon Jovi Lawrence is.
 
2013-09-27 08:58:23 PM  
Sauerkraut, dude. It can't go bad !
 
2013-09-27 09:12:39 PM  

Koalaesq: Know who has the best cole slaw out there? Fresh Market. Seriously.  It's the perfect intersection of tanginess and creaminess. Put it on top of a burger... man, it's heaven.


SLAW THREAD!!! AWESOME!!!
 
2013-09-27 09:14:46 PM  

b0rg9: /shot thru the pig's anus


Shot through the fart?
 
2013-09-27 09:16:48 PM  
I've only had slaw once and liked it. And I really liked it. Which I guess means I love slaw if it's made right. That sloppy white mess that usually comes out of affordable steakhouses doesn't cut it.
 
2013-09-27 09:23:22 PM  

tillerman35: Koalaesq: Know who has the best cole slaw out there? Fresh Market. Seriously.  It's the perfect intersection of tanginess and creaminess. Put it on top of a burger... man, it's heaven.

SLAW THREAD!!! AWESOME!!!


Slaw with pineapple is best slaw.

/begun the slaw wars have
 
2013-09-27 09:23:58 PM  
bon jovi?

How embarassing

/corporate fake rock for douchebags
 
2013-09-27 09:30:39 PM  
I'm a Po-boy

On a steel grill I ride

I'm wanted

Breaded and fried
 
2013-09-27 09:40:53 PM  
Mayonnaise and pickle juice. And cabbage. That is all.
 
2013-09-27 09:45:29 PM  

Disappearing Hitchhiker: Mayonnaise Miracle Whip and pickle juice. And cabbage. That is all.


FTFY ;)
 
2013-09-27 09:48:14 PM  
One day you'reat the Whole Foods in Princeton buying cole slaw,

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
Rat
2013-09-27 09:49:32 PM  
John "Stumpy" Pepys -- died in 1969 in a bizarre gardening accident.

Eric Childs -- died in 1974 choking on someone elses vomit.

Peter "James" Bond spontaneously combusted on stage in 1977.

Jeff Edelstein -- TBA

©
 
2013-09-27 10:37:06 PM  
try again

foglobe.com
RIP
 
2013-09-27 11:29:20 PM  
Dude looks like fgsfds in the article.
 
2013-09-27 11:57:54 PM  
WTF happened to Tico Torres?

~Googles~

Link

Oh shiat!

/Get well soon Tico!
//Fark you haters
 
2013-09-28 01:48:56 AM  
FTFA: "So literally: Food shopping one day, getting the call to drum in front of 80,000 people the next. "

WHAT? ARE YOU SAYING THAT FAMOUS PEOPLE DO ORDINARY THINGS ON DAYS THEY'RE NOT WORKING?? WTF???
 
2013-09-28 04:39:49 AM  

Peki: rikkitikkitavi: FTA:

"...the next day you hop a plane at JFK to hustle down to Brazil to play drums for Bon Jovi in front of 80,000 people"

"Before we go on, let's not give the impression Scannella is some schlub with a pair of drumsticks; he's the drummer for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band, he's played with Bruce Springsteen and recorded with Lady Gaga ..."

I clearly don't know how this works, but how is playing for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band not the same thing as playing for Bon Jovi?  I don't get it.

One is the band called Bon Jovi, the other is a band led by the solo artist named Bon Jovi.

/you only get it if you're in the music industry
//and musicians are rarely in only one band


So, the guy's not really a touring drummer. He's more of a studio guy, some live performances, but probably never anything on that scale.  Jon Bon Jovi doesn't tour much on his own without the rest of the band.
 
2013-09-28 08:03:42 AM  
he's the drummer for Jon Bon Jovi's solo band

Wait. How is his "Solo" band different from the regular Bon Jovi band? Isn't that like dividing by zero?
 
2013-09-28 09:06:27 AM  

CipollinaFan: The dude is the drummer for Bon Jovi's solo band. So him being called to play with them in Brazil is not really that special.


SurelyShirley: Professional musician gets hired to play music.

[i43.tinypic.com image 200x150]


These. This is a non story.
 
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