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(Daily Mail)   What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs in a porno? Before you answer, please think about the children   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 156
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2013-09-27 01:59:29 PM
Lazy Susan?
 
2013-09-27 02:18:28 PM
Am I the only one who clicked looking for pictures of a porn star called Stumpy?
 
2013-09-27 02:30:13 PM
Randi Rotisserie?
 
2013-09-27 02:43:26 PM
Chick-N-Dick Nugget?
 
2013-09-27 02:44:19 PM
Third base!
 
2013-09-27 02:44:35 PM
Shrieking LMAO! Over in 1.
 
2013-09-27 02:44:56 PM
Bob-ette.
 
2013-09-27 02:46:00 PM
i just learned a new google search term.  try it....  nugget porn.  I, I, uh, never knew. go ahead, search it.
 
2013-09-27 02:46:10 PM
The cookie?
 
2013-09-27 02:46:11 PM
Boxing Helena?
 
2013-09-27 02:46:18 PM
Lucky?
 
2013-09-27 02:46:57 PM
I was stunned they even knew about it - I certainly hadn't heard of it at that age - let alone had watched it and as a result may even have wanted to try it.
 
All girls like anal.  They just don't all know it yet.
 
2013-09-27 02:47:01 PM
Mattie?
 
2013-09-27 02:47:06 PM
Three hots and a cot?
 
2013-09-27 02:47:56 PM

rjakobi: Boxing Helena?


/shakes a tiny fin.
 
2013-09-27 02:48:01 PM
Bite the pillow?
 
2013-09-27 02:48:16 PM
www.explosm.net
 
2013-09-27 02:48:37 PM
A nubbin'?
 
2013-09-27 02:49:38 PM
I don't no, but bondage is pretty much out of the question.
 
2013-09-27 02:50:37 PM
Spinner?
 
2013-09-27 02:50:40 PM
Anything you want?
 
2013-09-27 02:51:14 PM
When questioned, they had all - every child in a class of 20 - seen sodomy acted out in porn videos. I was stunned they even knew about it - I certainly hadn't heard of it at that age

You didn't know about anal sex at age 14?

You're either an idiot or a liar.
 
2013-09-27 02:51:16 PM

munko: i just learned a new google search term.  try it....  nugget porn.  I, I, uh, never knew. go ahead, search it.


Huh.  I'll be damned.
 
2013-09-27 02:51:34 PM
To establish what these kids knew about sex - including pornography - he had asked the children to write an A-Z list of the sexual terms they knew, no matter how extreme...
But the more mundane answers were just as shocking. For example, the first word every single boy and girl in the group put on their list was 'anal'.


... As opposed to? What other A word springs to mind when you have to write a list of sexual terms?
 
2013-09-27 02:51:34 PM
Mom?
 
2013-09-27 02:52:22 PM
Easy?
 
2013-09-27 02:53:13 PM

impaler: When questioned, they had all - every child in a class of 20 - seen sodomy acted out in porn videos. I was stunned they even knew about it - I certainly hadn't heard of it at that age

You didn't know about anal sex at age 14?

You're either an idiot or a liar.


Sodomy is also oral sex. Which actually makes him an even bigger liar or idiot.
 
2013-09-27 02:53:37 PM
That whole article seems like one big excuse for that tw*t to run a number of glamour shots of himself.

But then that's the Daily Mail for ya.
 
2013-09-27 02:53:53 PM
close-up queen?
 
2013-09-27 02:54:19 PM

Theaetetus: To establish what these kids knew about sex - including pornography - he had asked the children to write an A-Z list of the sexual terms they knew, no matter how extreme...
But the more mundane answers were just as shocking. For example, the first word every single boy and girl in the group put on their list was 'anal'.

... As opposed to? What other A word springs to mind when you have to write a list of sexual terms?


Autoeroticasphyxiation expialidocious
 
2013-09-27 02:54:19 PM

Theaetetus: To establish what these kids knew about sex - including pornography - he had asked the children to write an A-Z list of the sexual terms they knew, no matter how extreme...
But the more mundane answers were just as shocking. For example, the first word every single boy and girl in the group put on their list was 'anal'.

... As opposed to? What other A word springs to mind when you have to write a list of sexual terms?


Angela White?
 
2013-09-27 02:54:33 PM
Meh, i only like nuggets when they're dominating multiple men while they are fully clothed
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 02:55:46 PM

impaler: When questioned, they had all - every child in a class of 20 - seen sodomy acted out in porn videos. I was stunned they even knew about it - I certainly hadn't heard of it at that age

You didn't know about anal sex at age 14?

You're either an idiot or a liar.


Not everyone went to a British boy's school.
 
2013-09-27 02:56:46 PM
Before me were a group of 20 boys and girls, aged 13-14. Largely white, working class children, they were well turned-out, polite, giggly and shy.

Scroll down for video

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i.dailymail.co.uk

I FEEL DECEIVED!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 02:56:55 PM
Bobbi?
Matti?
Patti?
 
2013-09-27 02:57:56 PM
FTFA:
By the end of the hour-long class - and three others that followed with other children - I was profoundly saddened by what I had witnessed.  horney.
 
2013-09-27 02:58:44 PM

munko: i just learned a new google search term.  try it....  nugget porn.  I, I, uh, never knew. go ahead, search it.


*checks google*

Alright, internet. You and I have had a good run, but I'm out.
 
2013-09-27 02:58:58 PM

gja: Bobbi?
Matti?
Patti?


Yeah, sure - but nothing's better than "Lazy Suzan". Total win there.
 
2013-09-27 02:59:00 PM
Peg?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 02:59:03 PM

vpb: impaler: When questioned, they had all - every child in a class of 20 - seen sodomy acted out in porn videos. I was stunned they even knew about it - I certainly hadn't heard of it at that age

You didn't know about anal sex at age 14?

You're either an idiot or a liar.

Not everyone went to a British boy's school was an altar boy.

 
2013-09-27 02:59:36 PM

blatz514: Theaetetus: To establish what these kids knew about sex - including pornography - he had asked the children to write an A-Z list of the sexual terms they knew, no matter how extreme...
But the more mundane answers were just as shocking. For example, the first word every single boy and girl in the group put on their list was 'anal'.

... As opposed to? What other A word springs to mind when you have to write a list of sexual terms?

Angela White?


Angelou, Maya
 
2013-09-27 02:59:57 PM
Mine.
 
2013-09-27 03:00:16 PM
NSFW AT ALL click at your own risk http://imgur.com/VpasLa1
 
2013-09-27 03:00:23 PM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: munko: i just learned a new google search term.  try it....  nugget porn.  I, I, uh, never knew. go ahead, search it.

*checks google*

Alright, internet. You and I have had a good run, but I'm out.


When I was about 13 I had a friend dare me to search for scat. I didn't know any better and did so.

There are certain things that can't be unseen. This is why I will not search for nugget porn.
 
2013-09-27 03:00:59 PM

Revenge of the Muttonstache: munko: i just learned a new google search term.  try it....  nugget porn.  I, I, uh, never knew. go ahead, search it.

*checks google*

Alright, internet. You and I have had a good run, but I'm out.


SFW explanation please.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 03:02:39 PM

dj_spanmaster: gja: Bobbi?
Matti?
Patti?

Yeah, sure - but nothing's better than "Lazy Suzan". Total win there.


BTW, in my head I read that off in Mark Wahlberg's voice from the movie 'Ted' when he rattled off the poledance queen names.
/need moar beer
 
2013-09-27 03:02:54 PM
Man, what a drag.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 03:03:47 PM

exparrot: Man, what a drag.


::snerk::: good one
 
2013-09-27 03:03:50 PM

SpectroBoy: Theaetetus: To establish what these kids knew about sex - including pornography - he had asked the children to write an A-Z list of the sexual terms they knew, no matter how extreme...
But the more mundane answers were just as shocking. For example, the first word every single boy and girl in the group put on their list was 'anal'.

... As opposed to? What other A word springs to mind when you have to write a list of sexual terms?

Autoeroticasphyxiation expialidocious


That will still be after anal.

/ahego
 
2013-09-27 03:04:50 PM

exparrot


Man, what a drag.


If she had a crown she could be a drag queen.
 
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