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(Orlando Sentinel)   It's just another evening at Walmart, where an older gentleman wore rose blush, cherry red lipstick and dressed as a woman while doing his shopping...er, shoplifting   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-27 02:56:29 PM
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Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 03:08:00 PM
Couldn't find the picture I was actually looking for, but I guess this one will do.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-27 03:59:39 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-27 04:34:02 PM

downstairs: [media.mtvne.com image 640x480]


Haha!  My mom was in that music video.  She was the older woman who did the cartwheel down the aisle.
 
2013-09-27 04:48:25 PM

Pud: Couldn't find the picture I was actually looking for, but I guess this one will do.


Or 99% of what's offered at PoWM ...
 
2013-09-27 04:49:06 PM
This is why I don't visit peopleofwalmart.com anymore.  It seems like they are just showing pictures of the mentally ill.
 
2013-09-27 04:49:31 PM
That's a lot of effort to steal crap. I have never gotten anything at Wal-Mart that did what it was supposed to. Even if it's the same thing everyone else has, stuff I've gotten from Wal-Mart breaks faster. It's as if the shame of it has stripped its will to be an inanimate object away.
 
2013-09-27 04:50:15 PM
Rose blush and cherry red lipstick after labor day?
 
2013-09-27 04:51:46 PM

downstairs: [media.mtvne.com image 640x480]


Done in one.  Lights out.
 
2013-09-27 05:01:43 PM
DAD! you said it was just for around the house!
 
2013-09-27 05:07:44 PM
Maybe he enjoys stealing, it's just as simple as that.
 
2013-09-27 05:11:58 PM

downstairs: [media.mtvne.com image 640x480]


Wow, you're quick on the draw, but you still got caught stealing... that image.
 
2013-09-27 05:18:35 PM
He should have gone to one of the Dollar Store type stores. He wouldn't have had to dress up.
 
2013-09-27 05:19:57 PM
He was charged with petty theft and bad taste.
 
2013-09-27 05:21:50 PM

downstairs: [media.mtvne.com image 640x480]


My brain went directly there as well.
 
2013-09-27 05:24:51 PM
LEO: Oh, they don't care. We all do it.
JERRY: Who, criminals?
LEO: Senior citizens. No big deal.
JERRY: You could get arrested.
LEO: Arrested? Come on! I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me
home?
...
JERRY: Yes. My Uncle Leo was cought shoplifing here the other day..
MANAGER: Yes, Uncle Leo. I remember him. I'm sorry, our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters.
JERRY: (Pleading) Oh, come on. He's just a lonely old man. All old people steal.
MANAGER: That's right. That's why we stopped carrying batteries.


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2013-09-27 05:37:00 PM
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There is a sever lack of transvestites in rock these days
 
2013-09-27 05:37:46 PM

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There is a sever lack of transvestites in rock these days


I meant severe.

/or did I?
 
2013-09-27 05:55:22 PM
Just another day in Ocala.
 
2013-09-27 06:23:27 PM
Two places I'd never want to visit are a porn shop or a  Walmart.

They appear, from pictures I've seen, to have interchangable customers

Can't even look at pics without barf bag and eyebleach.
 
2013-09-27 06:50:36 PM
He doesn't look big enough, to lift shops.

/obscure
 
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2013-09-27 08:15:56 PM

jake_lex: Maybe he enjoys stealing, it's just as simple as that.


Think his girl is one too? Maybe she'll get a skirt and put it under her shirt.
 
2013-09-27 08:23:25 PM
But would he fark himself?

/Would he fark himself so hard?
 
2013-09-27 08:57:45 PM
It's all well and fine to be tolerant of people's sexual preferences... apparently until you realize that old and ugly people have preferences too.
 
2013-09-27 09:54:58 PM
an older gentleman wore:
- rose blush
- cherry red lipstick
- dressed as a woman

An older gentleman wore dressed as a woman?

/conjunctions; how the fark do they work?
 
2013-09-27 11:24:39 PM

Ker_Thwap: It's all well and fine to be tolerant of people's sexual preferences... apparently until you realize that old and ugly people have preferences too.


And I have a preference on to which my eyes gaze.

In all seriousness I agree with you. I'd hate to live in a world where everyone was the same.
 
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