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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)   Dr. Evil's henchman takes his role a little too seriously again. Still unsure who No. 2 is working for   (turnto23.com) divider line 44
    More: Ironic, Dr. Evil, Wasco State Prison, Joseph Son, Wasco, International Man of Mystery, Kern County, life sentences, spy film  
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2013-09-27 01:35:55 PM
Ain't that a punch in the nuts ?

Or several
 
2013-09-27 01:39:18 PM
Who throws a shoe?
 
2013-09-27 01:53:57 PM
barfblog.com
 
2013-09-27 02:36:15 PM
That was random.
 
2013-09-27 03:02:21 PM
www.fairfaxunderground.com
 
2013-09-27 03:03:37 PM

blatz514: [www.fairfaxunderground.com image 300x225]


Oh for fark's sake.

www.disclose.tv
 
2013-09-27 03:13:00 PM
Who kills their cellmate?
 
2013-09-27 03:15:16 PM
I didn't even know dress shoes were standard prison issue.
 
2013-09-27 03:15:34 PM
tl;dr
 
2013-09-27 03:16:45 PM
"They're always after my Lucky Charms,"
 
2013-09-27 03:17:43 PM
What about 21 and Dr. Girlfriend?
 
2013-09-27 03:17:58 PM
Vandalism, rape, murder, rape, and kidnapping is no way to go though life Son.
 
2013-09-27 03:19:05 PM
The victim

The victim has been identified as 50-year-old Thomas Graham (pictured above) -- who had once been convicted for committing lewd and lascivious acts on a child under the age of 14.

At the time he was killed, Graham was serving a two-year sentence in Wasco State Prison for failing to properly register as a sex offender.
 
2013-09-27 03:19:07 PM

cgraves67: Who kills their cellmate?


Honestly!

/Must admit I had no idea the guy was in jail at all.
 
2013-09-27 03:20:29 PM
Son, I am disappoint.
 
2013-09-27 03:21:03 PM
Joe Son is also an early MMA fighter for the UFC and HAS ONE OF THE WORST FIGHTS EVER IN UFC HISTORY!

Joe Son fought in UFC 4 against Keith Hackney.  Joe Son gets taken down and his opponent punches him in the groin about a dozen times for a submission.  Hilarious fight.  His overall MMA record is 0-4.
 
2013-09-27 03:22:35 PM

I am Wee Todd Ed: Joe Son is also an early MMA fighter for the UFC and HAS ONE OF THE WORST FIGHTS EVER IN UFC HISTORY!

Joe Son fought in UFC 4 against Keith Hackney.  Joe Son gets taken down and his opponent punches him in the groin about a dozen times for a submission.  Hilarious fight.  His overall MMA record is 0-4.


Seanbaby has a hilarious article about that.
 
2013-09-27 03:22:59 PM

Highroller48: cgraves67: Who kills their cellmate?

Honestly!

/Must admit I had no idea the guy was in jail at all.


He was arrested for something petty, like vandalism.   His prints or his DNA were put into the system, and it came back to a cold case where a woman was abducted on Christmas Eve.  Two men raped, sodomized, and tortured her for days before finally letting her go.
 
2013-09-27 03:23:59 PM
Uh, he was dead when you guys put me in here. Didn't you guys hear me say "Excuse me, kind Correction Officers. I believe this fellow is deceased."

He's not dead. He's just pining for the fiords
 
2013-09-27 03:24:28 PM

Highroller48: cgraves67: Who kills their cellmate?

Honestly!

/Must admit I had no idea the guy was in jail at all.


I heard he'd done something.  But life sentence for a gang rape w/ torture.  Damn, not a nice guy at all.

/It's going to be weird to watch the next time.
//he committed the crime years before the movie was filmed
 
2013-09-27 03:26:03 PM
Who is number one?

www.bookmice.net
 
2013-09-27 03:27:33 PM

omgrtfa: Vandalism, rape, murder, rape, and kidnapping is no way to go though life Son.


You said rape twice.
 
2013-09-27 03:31:06 PM
A jailed actor best known for his role in a spy movie spoof has faced a Kern County judge for the first time.

Joseph Son played Dr. Evil's shoe-throwing henchman Random Task in the first "Austin Powers" movie.

He's now accused of killing his Wasco prison cell mate, Thomas Graham, two years ago.

Son arrived at Wasco in September 2011 to serve out a life sentence for a 1990 gang rape in Orange County.

A month after arriving, prison officials found his 50-year-old cell mate dead in their quarters.


Wow. Five whole sentences.
 
2013-09-27 03:34:59 PM

RangerTaylor: omgrtfa: Vandalism, rape, murder, rape, and kidnapping is no way to go though life Son.

You said rape twice.


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2013-09-27 03:35:11 PM

bigworld2000: Who is number one?

[www.bookmice.net image 417x282]


The prisoner imprisoned himself!

/mind blown
//And then he danced on a nuke or something, I dunno that episode made no sense.
 
2013-09-27 03:40:33 PM
Yeah, that's right! You show that turd who's boss!
 
2013-09-27 03:43:29 PM

Sybarite: The victim

The victim has been identified as 50-year-old Thomas Graham (pictured above) -- who had once been convicted for committing lewd and lascivious acts on a child under the age of 14.

At the time he was killed, Graham was serving a two-year sentence in Wasco State Prison for failing to properly register as a sex offender.


The funny thing, for the value of 'funny' here, is that this is what most Farkers wish would happen to sex offenders in prison.
 
2013-09-27 03:51:48 PM
wxboy: I didn't even know dress shoes were standard prison issue.

they are if you're doing the warden's taxes

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-27 04:01:08 PM

The Muthaship: I am Wee Todd Ed: Joe Son is also an early MMA fighter for the UFC and HAS ONE OF THE WORST FIGHTS EVER IN UFC HISTORY!

Joe Son fought in UFC 4 against Keith Hackney.  Joe Son gets taken down and his opponent punches him in the groin about a dozen times for a submission.  Hilarious fight.  His overall MMA record is 0-4.

Seanbaby has a hilarious article about that.


I personally like the MST3K type videos he made over at 1up called Broken Pixels.

http://www.1up.com/do/minisite?cId=3172944
 
2013-09-27 04:09:12 PM

ultraholland: wxboy: I didn't even know dress shoes were standard prison issue.

they are if you're doing the warden's taxes


www.celebzine.net

gang raping the warden shoes is taxing enough
 
2013-09-27 04:14:00 PM
bigworld2000:  Really?  'Hammer Into Anvil'?  The incompetent sadist Number Two who ended up destroying himself?

The least you could have done was to post the best, the only Number Two to appear in three episodes, the one, the only...


Leo McKern!

 
2013-09-27 04:15:12 PM

cgraves67: Who kills their cellmate?


The ones that don't like the bad touches in the middle of the night?
 
2013-09-27 04:28:58 PM
came for the number 6 reference and YES!!!
 
2013-09-27 04:33:53 PM
I think it;s curious that they put a man with a 2 year sentence in with some who is doing life and has nothing to lose.
 
2013-09-27 04:37:50 PM

bigworld2000: Who is number one?


that would be telling.

\\ be seeing you!
 
2013-09-27 04:37:57 PM
Hey how bout a courtesy flush
 
2013-09-27 04:53:41 PM

AbiNormal: I think it;s curious that they put a man with a 2 year sentence in with some who is doing life and has nothing to lose.


Thats what I was thinking as well. I guess kid touchers are the lowest scum in prison.
 
2013-09-27 05:55:19 PM
1990 gang rape to Austin Powers movie to prison cell to murder charge.  One of these things is not like the others.
 
2013-09-27 06:01:33 PM

trappedspirit: 1990 gang rape to Austin Powers movie to prison cell to murder charge.  One of these things is not like the others.


Most is forgivable.  But, not that f*cking movie....
 
2013-09-27 10:28:52 PM

groppet: AbiNormal: I think it;s curious that they put a man with a 2 year sentence in with some who is doing life and has nothing to lose.

Thats what I was thinking as well. I guess kid touchers are the lowest scum in prison.


At least the person who got gang raped was of age.
 
2013-09-28 12:58:56 AM
Joe Son was the guy whose balls were brutally murdered by Keith Hackney at UFC 4. I like to think that Hackney was sent back in time to try to prevent the gang rape.
 
2013-09-28 05:52:40 AM
No wonder this guy played such a convincing villain, he had real life experience going for him.
 
2013-09-28 04:52:13 PM
And nothing of value is lost
 
2013-09-28 07:09:41 PM
If you want to see a rapist/murderer get punched in the groin, here's a quick clip of the fight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Mva-3n7TY

Ow my balls
 
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