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(Orlando Sentinel)   When the inevitable zombie apocalypse begins and brain-devouring hordes of the living dead start destroying civilization, one city will be prepared   (thesent.nl) divider line 37
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2013-09-27 02:57:14 PM
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2013-09-27 03:20:58 PM
Stocked with surplus supplies from the U.S. Army and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts...

I don't think some of those things are going to be very helpful.
 
2013-09-27 03:59:55 PM
Tucked away in strip mall off Sand Lake Road near International Drive is one of the country's only shops dedicated to killing the undead: the Zombie Survival store.

This is very close to my house.  I'll check it out.  Maybe this weekend.

And we already have a zombie problem here in Orlando.  And it's managed quite well.  We keep them on a reservation called Disney.
 
2013-09-27 04:32:29 PM
You can spot a zombie fairly easily.
They are staring at their phones.
 
2013-09-27 05:47:50 PM
I imagine all of Florida is completely safe from brain eating zombies.
 
2013-09-27 05:49:04 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-27 05:49:46 PM
Can't we just let this cultural meme die already...? No pun intended, but it's been beaten to death.
 
2013-09-27 05:50:40 PM
When there is no more room in Wal-Mart... the dumb will walk the Earth.
 
2013-09-27 05:51:13 PM
Autoplaying video makes you worse than hitler.
 
2013-09-27 05:52:40 PM

The Muthaship: I imagine all of Florida is completely safe from brain eating zombies.


Most zombies will be satisfied by any body part or organ. My theory is that brain eating zombies were foodies when alive.
 
2013-09-27 05:53:46 PM

Jack Mackbell: Can't we just let this cultural meme die already...? No pun intended, but it's been beaten to death.


And yet it keeps coming back! Like some sort of... I dunno, thing that won't die.


Sybarite: Stocked with surplus supplies from the U.S. Army and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts...

I don't think some of those things are going to be very helpful.


Yeah, not sure how a gas mask or camo is going to keep you alive.
 
2013-09-27 05:54:16 PM
Watched World War Z a few nights ago. Even the zombies were totally unlike the book. Really, when did the shambling horde become marathon runners?
 
2013-09-27 05:54:57 PM
artist rendition of what may happen someday if you dont fork over all of your cash to them..


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-27 05:56:17 PM
We already live in a zombie apocalypse. It's just illegal to shoot them.
 
2013-09-27 05:58:18 PM
New York will smell better?
 
2013-09-27 05:59:51 PM

fusillade762: Jack Mackbell: Can't we just let this cultural meme die already...? No pun intended, but it's been beaten to death.

And yet it keeps coming back! Like some sort of... I dunno, thing that won't die.


Sybarite: Stocked with surplus supplies from the U.S. Army and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts...

I don't think some of those things are going to be very helpful.

Yeah, not sure how a gas mask or camo is going to keep you alive.


Zombies are presumably sight hunters like humans.
 
2013-09-27 06:05:02 PM

fusillade762: Jack Mackbell: Can't we just let this cultural meme die already...? No pun intended, but it's been beaten to death.

And yet it keeps coming back! Like some sort of... I dunno, thing that won't die.


Sybarite: Stocked with surplus supplies from the U.S. Army and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts...

I don't think some of those things are going to be very helpful.

Yeah, not sure how a gas mask or camo is going to keep you alive.


The gas mask is to protect you from zombie fluids that could spray out if you are bludgeoning them, or inhaling particulates when you burn the bodies.
The cammo is to help you hide from the other desperate people who want to take you stuff, rape you, then kill you. The Dog Stars is a great post apocalyptic novel about a guy who is left slightly brain damaged from a super flu epidemic, and has made friends with a hardcore survivalist that shoots first with his sniper rifle and asks questions later because most everyone that comes to their house is trying to kill them
 
2013-09-27 06:05:57 PM
If only there was a zombie apocalypse...  I wouldn't have to worry about finding a job...
 
2013-09-27 06:12:42 PM
Hit Add Comment too soon.

But basically, in the novel, camo came in very handy for the protagonist and his friend because they had to deal with unfriendlies a lot. At one point, you had an elderly couple booby trapping an airport and turning it into a deadly trap for anyone who tried to land after following their radio beacons. In most every post-apocalyptic story, half the time it is other humans you have to worry about.
 
2013-09-27 06:16:38 PM

rkiller1: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]


socialtimes.com
 
2013-09-27 06:18:43 PM
Of course there is subby, Cumberland Maryland.
 
2013-09-27 06:35:52 PM
Too bad that Zombo.com was already taken.
 
2013-09-27 06:37:07 PM
i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-09-27 06:37:34 PM

Capo Del Bandito: Of course there is subby, Cumberland Maryland.


Chuck Goodrich for mayor! Down with King Radical!!
 
2013-09-27 06:39:52 PM

Doogles4221: Capo Del Bandito: Of course there is subby, Cumberland Maryland.

Chuck Goodrich for mayor! Down with King Radical!!


Late to the game yet again because of work.  Bah
 
2013-09-27 06:54:49 PM
I welcome our new zombie overlords.

Hell, I live in Washington State, they've been running the show for decades.
 
2013-09-27 06:59:33 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 08:03:46 PM
Stocked with surplus supplies from the  and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts, backpacks, MREs, machetes.

This guy is a genius. Have a small army surplus store that is just treading water? Call it a zombie survivle store, get it on the local news and rake in the cash
 
2013-09-27 08:20:35 PM

Mad_Radhu: The gas mask is to protect you from zombie fluids that could spray out if you are bludgeoning them, or inhaling particulates when you burn the bodies.
The cammo is to help you hide from the other desperate people who want to take you stuff, rape you, then kill you. The Dog Stars is a great post apocalyptic novel about a guy who is left slightly brain damaged from a super flu epidemic, and has made friends with a hardcore survivalist that shoots first with his sniper rifle and asks questions later because most everyone that comes to their house is trying to kill them


Sweeeet, thanks for the new reading idea! :)
 
2013-09-27 10:24:38 PM

Jack Mackbell: Can't we just let this cultural meme die already...? No pun intended, but it's been beaten to death.


This reminds me of the poor guy who opened a Pog store at my local mall.
 
2013-09-27 10:41:41 PM

Vector R: Mad_Radhu: The gas mask is to protect you from zombie fluids that could spray out if you are bludgeoning them, or inhaling particulates when you burn the bodies.
The cammo is to help you hide from the other desperate people who want to take you stuff, rape you, then kill you. The Dog Stars is a great post apocalyptic novel about a guy who is left slightly brain damaged from a super flu epidemic, and has made friends with a hardcore survivalist that shoots first with his sniper rifle and asks questions later because most everyone that comes to their house is trying to kill them

Sweeeet, thanks for the new reading idea! :)


It's a really good book, literary post-apocalyptic fiction in the same vein as The Road.
 
2013-09-27 11:49:56 PM
Of course we all know that "zombie" is a dog-whistle code-word for urban black people, and the owner of this store and the people who frequent it are rabid racists. The silly fools don't even know that the best defense against zombies is to surround your house with books.
 
2013-09-28 01:08:51 AM

naz-drala: Stocked with surplus supplies from the  and Navy, the Zombie Survival store has almost everything to combat flesh-eating zombies, including gas masks, boots, camouflage shirts, backpacks, MREs, machetes.

This guy is a genius. Have a small army surplus store that is just treading water? Call it a zombie survivle store, get it on the local news and rake in the cash


And having said store open at the crack of noon - not to shabby.
 
2013-09-28 01:26:55 AM
The "zombie apocalypse" scenario is merely an analogue for any of an array of possible threats that might cause widespread societal collapse. I thought "Contagion" presented a very realistic view of a government poorly equipped to control not only a novel virus, but the public paranoia that incites looting, hording, and violence.

In any "good" zombie story, the biggest threat isn't really dead people craving brainz, but how quickly the living are willing to turn against each other.
 
2013-09-28 08:30:52 AM
Christ his website is awful
 
2013-09-28 02:28:38 PM
This is all well and good, until you realize that "zombie" is a code word for "black."
 
2013-09-28 02:53:16 PM

lockers: Autoplaying video makes you worse than hitler.


Should be illegal.
 
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