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(CTV News)   If you're on the run, do you a) keep a low profile or b) rent a home, declare it an embassy to a non-existent country, and refuse to pay rent   (calgary.ctvnews.ca ) divider line
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2013-09-27 03:22:47 PM  
I was told the answer is always C
 
2013-09-27 03:28:42 PM  
Hey, Latveria needs diplomatic relations too.
 
2013-09-27 03:35:13 PM  
Oh, and more assholes have taken his place. Watching the CPS evict them tonight should be entertaining
 
2013-09-27 03:46:07 PM  

the_sidewinder: I was told the answer is always C


I like it my way.

/subby.
 
2013-09-27 03:50:24 PM  

Sybarite: Hey, Latveria needs diplomatic relations too.


SurfaceTensia cloud use some diplomatic relations, too, ya know.
 
2013-09-27 04:04:13 PM  
 
2013-09-27 04:21:43 PM  

theMagni: I like it my way.


At least you didn't skip directly to C)
 
2013-09-27 05:23:31 PM  
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
 
2013-09-27 05:25:41 PM  
Hail, hail Robonia; the land I didn't make up!
 
2013-09-27 05:25:48 PM  
Farkistan in the news again?
 
2013-09-27 05:26:44 PM  
Hail hail Freedonia! President Rufus T Firefly
 
2013-09-27 05:29:52 PM  
He can always go back to making tires.
 
2013-09-27 05:30:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 05:38:57 PM  
simpsonswiki.com
 
2013-09-27 05:40:44 PM  
Once upon a time you could bash freeloader renters in the head with a lead pipe to get them out. Now you gotta burn down the place,while making it look like an accident to be able to collect insurance to rebuild.

/Wait... What?

//3 month to eviction rule sucks balls when applied to all situations, but then again the landlady didn't bother with paperwork for the rental agreement and the cocksucker will go back to France jr. and never pay her a dime.
///This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-09-27 05:46:03 PM  

sheep snorter: //3 month to eviction rule sucks balls when applied to all situations, but then again the landlady didn't bother with paperwork for the rental agreement and the cocksucker will go back to France jr. and never pay her a dime.


The judge that ruled for his eviction also ruled that he has to pay back-rent and for repairs. Seeing as he's facing a prison sentence in Quebec, he's not really going to be able to hide

/I hope
 
2013-09-27 05:53:08 PM  
So Canuckistan has Freemen(TM) too?  Interesting.  I thought that just happened down here.

/America
//Canada's apron
 
2013-09-27 05:56:24 PM  
Well, if convincted of any sentence, yell loudly to unfair trials. At the very worst, you will still be in prison but someone, somewhere, will believe you are innocent.

Yeah, apart from your mom.
 
2013-09-27 06:15:20 PM  

sheep snorter: Once upon a time you could bash freeloader renters in the head with a lead pipe to get them out. Now you gotta burn down the place,while making it look like an accident to be able to collect insurance to rebuild.

/Wait... What?

//3 month to eviction rule sucks balls when applied to all situations, but then again the landlady didn't bother with paperwork for the rental agreement and the cocksucker will go back to France jr. and never pay her a dime.
///This is why we can't have nice things.


After two years, I'd just clear the place with fire or shotgun.

the_sidewinder: The judge that ruled for his eviction also ruled that he has to pay back-rent and for repairs. Seeing as he's facing a prison sentence in Quebec, he's not really going to be able to hide


You think that loser has any money?
 
2013-09-27 06:17:27 PM  
He just moved in and declared it a country? Does he have a flag?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8&noredirect=1
 
2013-09-27 06:18:49 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: You think that loser has any money?


No, but I'm sure we can put him further into debt that he'll never pay off
 
2013-09-27 06:37:28 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: You think that loser has any money?


He's probably got a bunch of bitcoins.
 
2013-09-27 06:37:54 PM  

the_sidewinder: Satanic_Hamster: You think that loser has any money?

No, but I'm sure we can put him further into debt that he'll never pay off


His organs are worth money, she should be granted ownership and sell him off piece by piece.
Hell, even if he has a disease making him ineligable for transplant, she should be allowed to sell him for vivisection.
 
2013-09-27 06:43:39 PM  

FrancoFile: So Canuckistan has Freemen(TM) too?  Interesting.  I thought that just happened down here.

/America
//Canada's apron


They learned it by watching you.  BY WATCHING YOU.

You wear your apron on your head?
 
2013-09-27 06:56:35 PM  
 
2013-09-27 06:59:48 PM  
Embassies typically have to pay rent to their host countries. Sovereign soil is a legal fiction.
 
2013-09-27 07:29:16 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: FrancoFile: So Canuckistan has Freemen(TM) too?  Interesting.  I thought that just happened down here.

/America
//Canada's apron

They learned it by watching you.  BY WATCHING YOU.

You wear your apron on your head?


No no no no no.

Canada is America's hat.
America is Canada's apron.
 
2013-09-27 07:38:35 PM  

FrancoFile: So Canuckistan has Freemen(TM) too?  Interesting.  I thought that just happened down here.

/America
//Canada's apron


It's something like the Sovereign Citizen movement where some deluded asshat suddenly believes he can say a bunch of legalese and the laws of the country he's in no longer apply to him. Seems to be getting some traction with angry loners and narcissists in Canada and parts of the UK.

Law Enforcement should be going after these guys in full SWAT gear, you never know when one of them's going to come out charging with a shotgun.
 
2013-09-27 09:22:24 PM  
Was he heard to be shouting "My legs are farmland!  My arse is a palace!" ?
 
2013-09-27 10:46:40 PM  

FrancoFile: JasonOfOrillia: FrancoFile: So Canuckistan has Freemen(TM) too?  Interesting.  I thought that just happened down here.

/America
//Canada's apron

They learned it by watching you.  BY WATCHING YOU.

You wear your apron on your head?

No no no no no.

Canada is America's hat.
America is Canada's apron.


Crap, I wasn't even drunk.  I hate not having that excuse.
 
2013-09-27 11:06:54 PM  
He damaged the home and charged the landlord $26,000 for these "renovations". He also put a $17,000 lien on it.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/calgary-freeman-arrested-at-ho us e-he-called-his-embassy-1.1870525
 
2013-09-28 12:31:07 AM  

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-28 03:40:08 PM  
Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace?
 
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