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(Hardball Talk)   Underage Texas Ranger player gets beer shower for walk-off home run. "He didn't drink any. He just wore it. Clothes aren't under age"   (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com ) divider line
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2013-09-27 02:58:52 PM  
If I were the Rangers, I'd save the spraying each other with alcoholic beverages and whatnot until after they've secured a playoff spot.
 
2013-09-27 03:00:59 PM  
The fact that this article exists is why this country's alcohol situation is entirely farked up.
 
2013-09-27 03:45:28 PM  
Are we sure he didn't take his clothes into a back room and wring them out into a mug and drink it?
 
2013-09-27 04:24:37 PM  

BizarreMan: Are we sure he didn't take his clothes into a back room and wring them out into a mug and drink it?


Nah the post game hooker takes care of that
 
2013-09-27 04:33:20 PM  

FriarReb98: The fact that this article exists is why this country's alcohol situation is entirely farked up.


What, that the employer of an adult making $490,000 has to lie about whether or not he may have touched a beverage with his lips?

Seems rational to me.
 
2013-09-27 04:45:28 PM  
...how about we celebrate a wild card birth come sunday instead?
 
2013-09-27 04:46:20 PM  
Mature enough to make ~$500k/yr and do with it what he choses, but not mature enough to have a beer.

Yup. Makes sense.
 
2013-09-27 05:09:47 PM  
Are you kidding? I bet his uniform is less than a year old. They served beer to an infant!
 
2013-09-27 05:13:27 PM  
And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?
 
2013-09-27 05:15:56 PM  
What, no "act like you've been there before"?
 
2013-09-27 05:24:05 PM  

4NTLRZ: And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?


Maybe not, but Texas sure can close out a season with three straight losses.
 
2013-09-27 05:32:34 PM  
Congratulations, you are 18. Be sure to sign up for Select Service in case of a Military Draft. Don't forget to vote. Get a job. Go get yourself an apartment, a car and have fun in Vegas. Hey, if you get arrested, it's now on your Permanent Record!

But don't you dare drink any alcohol.
 
2013-09-27 05:34:59 PM  

BizarreMan: Are we sure he didn't take his clothes into a back room and wring them out into a mug and drink it?


Josh Hamilton would have...
 
2013-09-27 05:44:13 PM  
I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.
 
2013-09-27 05:44:34 PM  

4NTLRZ: And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?


Right? Surely, they can't happen.
 
2013-09-27 05:47:12 PM  

Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.


He's from Curacao, moran.
 
2013-09-27 05:57:48 PM  

Cagey B: 4NTLRZ: And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?

Maybe not, but Texas sure can close out a season with three straight losses.


I'm really hoping they're getting this September tail-spin they've been in out of their system, but you're correct. They're totally capable of it.
 
2013-09-27 06:01:38 PM  

Di Atribe: 4NTLRZ: And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?

Right? Surely, they can't happen.


Exactly. Odds would suggest that Cleveland rattling off 10 wins to close out the season is a long shot, but they ARE playing Minnesota. The Twins have already mailed it in.

/Still...
//holding...
///out...
////hope...
 
2013-09-27 06:05:25 PM  

IAmRight: What, no "act like you've been there before"?


To be fair, I don't think Profar has been there before last night. Wasn't that his 1st career walk-off tater?
 
2013-09-27 06:06:31 PM  
But he'd be of drinking age in Canada.  Someone should ask him what kind of beer he'd drink if he were there.
 
2013-09-27 08:10:36 PM  

Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.


Then he DEFINITELY wouldn't be exposed to alcohol as a youth then. It's not like there's a liquor named after his country or anything
 
2013-09-27 08:37:04 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.

Then he DEFINITELY wouldn't be exposed to alcohol as a youth then. It's not like there's a liquor named after his country or anything


Ah yes. Curaçao, the fruit peel flavored liqueur renowned for its popularity.
 
2013-09-27 08:43:31 PM  

Treygreen13: HaywoodJablonski: Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.

Then he DEFINITELY wouldn't be exposed to alcohol as a youth then. It's not like there's a liquor named after his country or anything

Ah yes. Curaçao, the fruit peel flavored liqueur renowned for its popularity.


Exactly. You even spelled it çorrectly
 
2013-09-27 09:35:13 PM  
it's cool, he got his first beer from coach Buttermaker
 
2013-09-27 09:54:18 PM  

4NTLRZ: And we're done here.

/Cleveland needs to lose
//The Tribe can't really close out the season with 10 wins in a row, can they?


YES THEY CAN
 
2013-09-28 07:52:24 AM  

Treygreen13: HaywoodJablonski: Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.

Then he DEFINITELY wouldn't be exposed to alcohol as a youth then. It's not like there's a liquor named after his country or anything

Ah yes. Curaçao, the fruit peel flavored liqueur renowned for its popularity.


I was in my early 20s when I first learned Curacao was a coloring liqueur.  I think my question to my friend was, "Is that why the Dutch pay top gold for all that sugar I stole from the Spanish?"
 
2013-09-28 08:42:43 AM  

Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.


So he's probably 23 anyways.
 
2013-09-28 09:41:41 AM  

the biggest redneck here: Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.

So he's probably 23 anyways.


No. That's Puerto Rico. Common mistake, though.
 
2013-09-28 01:07:30 PM  

4NTLRZ: the biggest redneck here: Di Atribe: Reverend J: I'm since this millionaire man is underage I'm sure he never had a drink in his life, especially after going to college and living in Texas.

He's from Curacao, moran.

So he's probably 23 anyways.

No. That's Puerto Rico. Common mistake, though.


I was going to say, I thought Danny Almonte was Dominican.
 
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