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(SeattlePI)   If you're at a party and drunkenly stumble upon your girlfriend in bed with another woman, you could take off all your clothes and hope for the best. Or you could do what this Juggalo did and ruin everything   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 102
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2013-09-27 12:00:39 PM
I'm pretty sure Jugdalos think all fore play involves a chase with bladed objects.

/so do Klingons (yes i know they aren't real)

//oh and everyone has some kind of fetish

///chips, dips, chains, whips...
 
2013-09-27 12:05:41 PM
What lesbian Juggalos might look like:

static.squarespace.com
 
2013-09-27 12:09:56 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-27 12:11:16 PM
I believe this is what the dumbass tag was invented for.
 
2013-09-27 12:17:26 PM
It was a fellow Jugdalos. Are you sure it wasn't just one really large woman?
 
2013-09-27 12:45:14 PM
Dude wears makeup, cuts little boys, and thinks he owns his lady friend?
Yeah, mandatory psychiatric care for one year.
 
2013-09-27 12:45:18 PM
Yeah despite what you may have read in Penthouse as a teen subby walking in on someone you are engaged in a relationship with having intercourse with another person rarely winds up promoting erotic feelings. Unless the couple has talked about involving someone else in there sex lives beforehand it usually ends in tears and divorce or violence/swordplay. YMMV
 
wee [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 01:11:48 PM
Subby thinks jumping in bed with a chick who slept with a juggalo and another chick who has swapped gravy with her is a viable option?

Full-body condom and pair of paper sacks time, man...
 
2013-09-27 01:16:40 PM

NuttierThanEver: Yeah despite what you may have read in Penthouse as a teen subby walking in on someone you are engaged in a relationship with having intercourse with another person rarely winds up promoting erotic feelings. Unless the couple has talked about involving someone else in there sex lives beforehand it usually ends in tears and divorce or violence/swordplay. YMMV


Yeah, I think there are very few people who can make the whole polyamory thing work out.
 
2013-09-27 01:19:32 PM
To be fair, juggalos often have difficulty understanding the laws of attraction.
 
2013-09-27 01:28:15 PM

wee: Subby thinks jumping in bed with a chick who slept with a juggalo and another chick who has swapped gravy with her is a viable option?

Full-body condom and pair of paper sacks time, man...


Not if you are the juggalo.
 
2013-09-27 01:39:01 PM

Cagey B: To be fair, juggalos often have difficulty understanding the laws of attraction.


+1
 
2013-09-27 01:40:03 PM
farking lesbians, how do they work?
 
2013-09-27 01:44:09 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: What lesbian Juggalos might look like:

[static.squarespace.com image 800x533]


Old Milwaukee?  Really?
 
2013-09-27 01:44:47 PM
Sweet.
 
2013-09-27 01:44:51 PM
Christ what an asshole!
 
2013-09-27 01:47:20 PM
So this is the same dude that stabbed the kid last month?  Nice.
 
2013-09-27 01:47:32 PM

bikerbob59: Rev. Skarekroe: What lesbian Juggalos might look like:

[static.squarespace.com image 800x533]

Old Milwaukee?  Really?


You recognize the can?
 
2013-09-27 01:47:51 PM
I can't feel that bad for the girlfriend. She kind of had a big tipoff on his "I'll stab you and anyone that tries to take you away from me" tendencies when he stabbed a 14-year-old boy in the stomach for making fun of Juggalos.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-09-27 01:47:59 PM
Boy, he sure is stabby. Managed to rack up a second assault with a deadly weapon while waiting on the trial for the first. What do you think the odds are that he makes bail again and goes on to stab an old woman at Taco Bell for cutting in line?
 
2013-09-27 01:50:25 PM
Is it getting to the point where Fark needs a Juggalo tag? Or maybe a more generalized ICP tag?
 
2013-09-27 01:50:26 PM
Hey this happend on my birthday. Now if I had walked in on that it would have been happy birthday to me. But I was at mom and dads GF was at her grandmas in Nashville, had to get my birthday present from her the next week, worth the wait!
 
2013-09-27 01:50:31 PM

jake_lex: Yeah, I think there are very few people who can make the whole polyamory thing work out.


images.amcnetworks.com
...but in our case it JUST might work.


/img hot like an analrapist
 
2013-09-27 01:50:39 PM
FTFA: In that Aug. 24 incident, Sweet is alleged to have stabbed the boy in the stomach during a birthday party at an Enumclaw home.

Didn't we have that story on Fark, too?
 
2013-09-27 01:51:18 PM

Cagey B: To be fair, juggalos often have difficulty understanding the laws of attraction.


You win
 
2013-09-27 01:51:39 PM

Battlestar Girlactica: I can't feel that bad for the girlfriend. She kind of had a big tipoff on his "I'll stab you and anyone that tries to take you away from me" tendencies when he stabbed a 14-year-old boy in the stomach for making fun of Juggalos.

Just sayin'.


The astute reader will note that the girlfriend stabbing happened before the 14-year-old stabbing.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-09-27 01:52:04 PM

vudukungfu: Dude wears makeup, cuts little boys, and thinks he owns his lady friend?
Yeah, mandatory psychiatric care for one year chemical castration.


Get him out of the gene pool, don't allow him to raise children.

Wherever you stand on nature vs. nurture, I think we can all agree this jackass should be culled from the herd.
 
2013-09-27 01:52:55 PM

Chinchillazilla: bikerbob59: Rev. Skarekroe: What lesbian Juggalos might look like:

[static.squarespace.com image 800x533]

Old Milwaukee?  Really?

You recognize the can?


Unlike you, he probably just read it.
 
2013-09-27 01:53:30 PM

jake_lex: Yeah, I think there are very few people who can make the whole polyamory thing work out.


*raises hand*

Been doing for it for quite some time. Working very well, actually.

/not nearly as sordid as some would like to believe
//....drat.
 
2013-09-27 01:53:34 PM
www.faygoluvers.net
WADE!  Is there NOTHING you can't frak up?
 
2013-09-27 01:53:37 PM
From the earlier party, where he stabbed the boy.

Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court.

Is the young woman the one he later slashed after finding her in bed with another woman?
Were the parents impressed?
Why do people keep inviting this guy to parties?
 
2013-09-27 01:53:50 PM
Am I the only one who doesn't see where gender comes in when being cheated on?

Who cares if it was a girl or a guy, it was still cheating.
 
2013-09-27 01:53:55 PM
So his name is Sweet?  Ain't nobody got time for dat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k
 
2013-09-27 01:54:30 PM
And normally Juggalos use such good judgment...
 
2013-09-27 01:54:47 PM
Judging by the pics from the last "gathering" thingy; he probably thought that the second girl was a wild boar. Or, possibly a methed-out bag of antlers.
 
2013-09-27 01:55:21 PM

jake_lex: NuttierThanEver: Yeah despite what you may have read in Penthouse as a teen subby walking in on someone you are engaged in a relationship with having intercourse with another person rarely winds up promoting erotic feelings. Unless the couple has talked about involving someone else in there sex lives beforehand it usually ends in tears and divorce or violence/swordplay. YMMV

Yeah, I think there are very few people who can make the whole polyamory thing work out.


And gets even more difficult when one or the other gets bored of the others and has things on the side, or wants to bring in more, or start being exclusive. But there's no shortage of people that think they can pull off the poly thing because some TV show on sex said to go for it. Way more involved than they think.
 
2013-09-27 01:55:43 PM
Leave the party, go home, change the locks then pack her things and leave them at the curb for her.

Beyotch cheats, beyotch gets the fark out.
 
2013-09-27 01:56:42 PM
Prosecutor: Juggalo chased girlfriend's lady love with sword

I read that as "Juggalo chased girlfriend's lady with love sword".
 
2013-09-27 01:57:01 PM
Was it Gallagher that said "If your woman leaves you for another woman, should you hold the door for both of them?"
 
2013-09-27 01:57:27 PM

Cagey B: To be fair, juggalos often have difficulty understanding the laws of attraction.


laf
 
2013-09-27 01:57:27 PM

Chinchillazilla: bikerbob59: Rev. Skarekroe: What lesbian Juggalos might look like:

[static.squarespace.com image 800x533]

Old Milwaukee?  Really?

You recognize the can?


Being from WI, yes.  That stuff is rotten.  I'd rather drink Bud Lite and I can't stand that either.

/beer snob.
 
2013-09-27 01:58:18 PM
Okay read TFA and get a mental pciture of this Juggaloser.  Now tell me if his booking photo isn't the farthest thing possible from that mental pciture
 
2013-09-27 02:00:05 PM
I remember his campfire incident coming up on fark a while back.
 
2013-09-27 02:01:14 PM
Where's his car?
 
2013-09-27 02:03:18 PM

fanbladesaresharp: And gets even more difficult when one or the other gets bored of the others and has things on the side, or wants to bring in more, or start being exclusive. But there's no shortage of people that think they can pull off the poly thing because some TV show on sex said to go for it. Way more involved than they think.


I've yet to see it go well among my friends, and have seen it go bad many times.  Someone either gets jealous, or one person is WAY better at scoring booty, or someone catches feelings.
 
2013-09-27 02:03:31 PM
Yeah..it's still cheating regardless of the gender, unless previously discussed.
 
2013-09-27 02:03:53 PM

netweavr: Am I the only one who doesn't see where gender comes in when being cheated on?  Who cares if it was a girl or a guy, it was still cheating.


Traditionally, "cheating" involves penis-go-there kinda thing, but I see your point.  By extension, I wonder if new wave cheating includes men, women, LGBT, dogs, donkeys, horses, watermelons and hands?

/Nothing like taking a break from farm work with a hole in a hot watermelon that's been baking all afternoon the Nebraska sun.  Or so I've heard.
 
2013-09-27 02:04:32 PM

FrancoFile: vudukungfu: Dude wears makeup, cuts little boys, and thinks he owns his lady friend?
Yeah, mandatory psychiatric care for one year chemical castration.

Get him out of the gene pool, don't allow him to raise children.

Wherever you stand on nature vs. nurture, I think we can all agree this jackass should be culled from the herd.


Eugenics has its appeal, but it's already been ruined for everyone. I say we give him a trip to the Gathering, all expenses paid, and let the problem sort itself out.
 
2013-09-27 02:04:57 PM

Magorn: Okay read TFA and get a mental pciture of this Juggaloser.  Now tell me if his booking photo isn't the farthest thing possible from that mental pciture


Interesting.  I pictured John Wayne Gacy in full clown makeup for some reason.
 
2013-09-27 02:05:24 PM

Cletus C.: From the earlier party, where he stabbed the boy.

Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court.

Is the young woman the one he later slashed after finding her in bed with another woman?
Were the parents impressed?
Why do people keep inviting this guy to parties?


Not only that, dude made FARK fo stabbing the 14 year old.  Do not have time to find the thread, but this Juggalo has his own FARK trifecta in play.
 
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