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(Huffington Post)   "911, what is your emergency?" "I am escaping from jail"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 8
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2013-09-27 12:58:40 PM  
fark your headline, subby. They were all in for minor crimes. (Crimes that shouldn't be jailworthy, BTW) and they got kidnapped by two run-aways.

By calling it in, he neutered the DAs' ability to tack on many more decades to all of their sentences. The man's a farkin' hero.
 
2013-09-27 01:40:44 PM  
Now that guy is gonna be known as a prison snitch... This will end well
 
2013-09-27 01:51:26 PM  
He made the right call, twice. No sense tacking more time on to an exiting sentence unless he was a lifer.
 
2013-09-27 01:53:07 PM  
How long can this guy reasonably expect to survive?
 
2013-09-27 01:56:28 PM  
So I'm driving this van full of prisoners, and I'm thinking I can just leave it idling with the keys in the ignition, 'cause after all I have this partition that will hold up as long as you don't do anything like kick it.  What can go wrong?
 
2013-09-27 01:56:37 PM  

doglover: By calling it in, he neutered the DAs' ability to tack on many more decades to all of their sentences. The man's a farkin' hero.


I'm guessing they'll find something extra to charge him with anyway.

Then, probably put him in a cell with one of the escapees.
 
2013-09-27 02:23:45 PM  
Private prison transport company. Outsourcing at its best.
 
2013-09-27 02:51:12 PM  

tillerman35: How long can this guy reasonably expect to survive?


He's in minimum security. There's one half a mile from my house. There's not even a fence around the place. Prisoners walk off all the time. 420, shoplifters & people that pass bad checks are the roughest you'll find.
 
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