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2013-09-27 11:55:55 AM
Calling shenanigans.
 
2013-09-27 11:56:56 AM
So, is he wearing mask or is he just really hideous looking?
 
2013-09-27 11:57:26 AM
How long before he gets fired?
 
2013-09-27 12:02:12 PM
That was actually kinda funny.

Although it's a good thing this woman lives in a civilized society, because I don't think she'd survive very long in the wild.
 
2013-09-27 12:06:37 PM

blunttrauma: How long before he gets fired?


Yeah. Matter of time before the owners of TJ's get wind and find out who he is. People just don't seem to get the concept of "Don't fark off at work, be a dick, and post it to YouTube".
 
2013-09-27 12:23:02 PM
I wanna know what made her scream when she either looked at him or heard him!!!
 
2013-09-27 12:24:25 PM
She reminds me of Jackie from 'Roseanne'...
 
2013-09-27 12:26:42 PM

Anthracite: I wanna know what made her scream when she either looked at him or heard him!!!


He was always just out of LOS, around a corner, crouched behind a pallet, etc. Just surprise.
 
2013-09-27 12:29:26 PM

unchellmatt: blunttrauma: How long before he gets fired?

Yeah. Matter of time before the owners of TJ's get wind and find out who he is. People just don't seem to get the concept of "Don't fark off at work, be a dick, and post it to YouTube".


Yeah, seriously.  It's amazing that anyone would do something as stupid as this when their job at Trader Joe's might be on the line.  How could anyone risk that?
 
2013-09-27 12:33:34 PM
www.rialtopictures.com
He's almost there
 
2013-09-27 12:35:49 PM

China White Tea: unchellmatt: blunttrauma: How long before he gets fired?

Yeah. Matter of time before the owners of TJ's get wind and find out who he is. People just don't seem to get the concept of "Don't fark off at work, be a dick, and post it to YouTube".

Yeah, seriously.  It's amazing that anyone would do something as stupid as this when their job at Trader Joe's might be on the line.  How could anyone risk that?


Well, as far as unskilled jobs go, Trader Joe's is a pretty damn good place to work.
 
2013-09-27 12:43:43 PM
I screamed when I saw her haircut.
 
2013-09-27 01:03:10 PM
well.... i like it!
 
2013-09-27 01:22:42 PM
Seems like stalking and harassment. I would have the guy fired after the second time. Why do people think assaulting someone and stressing them is funny?
 
2013-09-27 01:37:32 PM

Anthracite: I wanna know what made her scream when she either looked at him or heard him!!!


Some people are just like that; jumpy as hell. Worked with a guy that if you would scare him with a word, he would repeat the word and add, "it then.."
SNAKE!  "Snake it then!!"
SMOKE! "Smoke it then!"
FARK!  "Fark it then!!" (then cover his mouth because he didn't cuss)

Was hilarious to work graveyard shift with 80% of plant shut down (and dark) and roll a roll of duct tape out of the darkness toward him; he would see the movement coming toward him at the last moment and try to climb an invisible ladder.. and get up about 2-3 rungs before he gave up.
 
2013-09-27 01:43:36 PM
Yeah that's funny. Scare the pants off the mentally disabled person at work and film it.
 
2013-09-27 02:20:30 PM

blunttrauma: How long before he gets fired?

ends up in the trunk of a car...full of holes.


---real life story.

I worked for a scumbag 23 years ago as a satellite television installer. This guy was evil. When he was short on money and the creditors we're about to come calling, he'd have a fire sale...and sell used satellite receivers (that customers had actually brought in for warranty repair) paired with new dishes in a blow out weekend sale. Later, he'd tell the customer who had brought in their receivers that they weren't repairable and no longer under warranty, so sorry to bad so sad. This guy was tied in with the PDR. The Paradise Riders Club. A nasty chapter that had a farm near Collingwood, Ontario. One day. He disappeared. I mean litteraly gone. No trace of him what so ever. A province wide and Canada wide search never turned up a trace (afaik) of him..

To this day, I wonder if he cheated the wrong iron horseman and they buried him somewhere in the Minnesing swamp. I wouldn't be surprised.

That's the one thing about "surprises". Sometimes it comes back to bite you in the ass.
 
2013-09-27 02:24:21 PM
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2013-09-27 03:09:42 PM
FTA: Oh and if you still feel guilty, she totally laughs at the end...

That was probably the very first time he pulled the stunt, and he just tacked it on to the end to make it look like she was okay with his jackassedness.  In reality, the last time he filmed her she most likely beat the shiat out of him, but he was too much of a pussy to include that in the video.
 
2013-09-27 03:22:14 PM
it's gone!
 
2013-09-27 03:24:37 PM
YouTube: Yoink!
 
2013-09-27 03:25:07 PM
yup, been removed.

Guy should be out looking for work somewhere else though.

Anything more than once is just not a good thing.
 
2013-09-27 03:31:14 PM
You can still see the individual ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f2CkMfEs_w&list=UUlA4MHzp_NVsuNjwjdB -K -Q

This guy is a dick and he's going to (rightly) get fired.
 
2013-09-27 03:50:10 PM
I thought Evelyn was kind of cute
 
2013-09-27 03:57:52 PM

PreMortem: YouTube: Yoink!


Yeah, Youtube's gonna lose their mind when they see what Ellen did to Taylor Swift. Or the other guests she "Bullies."
 
2013-09-27 04:01:36 PM
Citation for above.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Gp-GvoIXw">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=76Gp-GvoIXw
 
2013-09-27 04:15:01 PM
Someone should spend 10 minutes beating his ass.
 
2013-09-27 04:22:27 PM
why would youtube take it off? buncha Nazi's over there
 
2013-09-27 04:49:02 PM
She could sell that scream to M. Night Shamalamadingdong (whateverathehell his name is)
 
2013-09-27 05:46:42 PM
Lol. Kick him the balls every day for a year and see if he finds it funny
 
2013-09-27 05:56:16 PM
"This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten."


AHHHHHHH!


Too late!
 
2013-09-27 06:22:47 PM

Iggie: FTA: Oh and if you still feel guilty, she totally laughs at the end...

That was probably the very first time he pulled the stunt, and he just tacked it on to the end to make it look like she was okay with his jackassedness.


Good guess. According to his YouTube channel, the laugh occurs in episode 2 - the second time he pulled it.
 
2013-09-27 06:40:41 PM
Today I learned that Fark is filled with humorless little weasels.

Seriously, it's clear she takes it in good spirits in many of those clips. If it's all in good fun between the two of them, she doesn't care, and no one gets hurt, why on Earth should anyone else be all testy about this running gag between them?
 
2013-09-27 06:55:05 PM

crzybtch: She could sell that scream to M. Night Shamalamadingdong (whateverathehell his name is)


Hey man, leave me out of this.

And Signs was about demons, not aliens, okay?
 
2013-09-27 06:56:14 PM

Yah too bad its a rip off of this one any ways.



/Courtesy of Fazed from like a few months ago.
 
2013-09-27 10:51:16 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten."


AHHHHHHH!


Too late!


^

Any link?
 
2013-09-27 10:52:07 PM
I have a coworker I scare on a regular basis.  No screams, he just jumps a lot.  Its hilarious.

That being said, I also make 100% sure that he is OK with it.
 
2013-09-27 11:02:37 PM
One of my roommate's scares easily. Usually I'm the jumpy one. But I am also the quiet one, and if she is absorbed in her iPhone or whatever, she probably won't see me or hear me at first.

Well, she doesn't scream, but she does gasp and jump a little.

This isn't at all deliberate. Not sure how to remedy the problem short of wearing a bell around my neck or something...
 
2013-09-27 11:14:41 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: InternetSecurityGuard: "This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy prohibiting content designed to harass, bully or threaten."


AHHHHHHH!


Too late!

^

Any link?


Found it over on LiveLeak:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e03_1380330496
 
2013-09-28 12:25:10 AM
Oh my....I'm so bad. My sides hurt.
 
2013-09-28 03:13:27 AM
Except for the ones where he jumps out, most people would just give a startled, "Woah, didn't see you there Bob." But her gut reaction is to scream at the top of her lungs. That's a special kind of quirky weirdness; I get why he does it.
 
2013-09-28 04:04:36 PM
Stupid and staged.
 
2013-09-28 04:13:41 PM

jpo2269: Stupid and staged.


I know!  You can totally see the pixels!
 
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