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(The Atlantic Cities)   Michigan fianlly repeals its "Stolen Bumper" law which made it a crime to display on your car "any emblem or insignia of any organization, association, fraternity, lodge, club or order" that you don't belong to   (theatlanticcities.com) divider line 46
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2013-09-27 12:08:47 PM
FINALLY! No more having to convince those dumb cops that I really did attend Starfleet Academy.
 
2013-09-27 12:53:28 PM
I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg
 
2013-09-27 12:54:06 PM
Ha!  Now nobody will know that I am actually not a member of the Rotary!  My nefarious plans can finally come to fruition!
 
2013-09-27 12:54:54 PM
But I really *DO* like to piss all over things....

comicon.com
 
2013-09-27 12:56:09 PM
Now if I could only find a Loyal Order of Water Buffalo sticker.
 
2013-09-27 12:56:45 PM

cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg


They make cat cut outs, maybe you could get a bulk discount for Mr. Whiskers and his friends
 
2013-09-27 01:00:06 PM
Whew... fianlly.  Been waiting for this.
 
2013-09-27 01:04:22 PM
rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-09-27 01:06:25 PM
Hillary........................2016
 
2013-09-27 01:06:41 PM
It's true, I am not a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever.
 
2013-09-27 01:07:45 PM

cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg


Someone should totally make a window cling of that.
 
2013-09-27 01:08:33 PM

cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg


Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.
 
2013-09-27 01:13:46 PM
www.redrockdecals.com
*whoop whoop*
Sir, I am gonna need to see registration, insurance, or title for your Porche.
  I uh...I'm driving my Pacer...why do you nee-
Exactly sir. You're driving a Pacer. You expect me to believe that you drive this shiatmobile whilst owning a Porche?
 Well I don't actualy have a-
Step out of the car sir.
 
2013-09-27 01:14:26 PM
I bet the ordinance will fail a First Amendment challenge.
 
2013-09-27 01:14:33 PM
MythDragon: What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score?

I prefer the XKCD version.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-09-27 01:15:47 PM
So does this mean I can finally wear T-shirts displaying logos from schools I never attended?
 
2013-09-27 01:16:37 PM

lordargent: MythDragon: What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score?

I prefer the XKCD version.

[imgs.xkcd.com image 740x297]


This comic has all the aspergers in the world.

ALL OF IT
 
2013-09-27 01:17:48 PM
JerseyTim:FINALLY! No more having to convince those dumb cops that I really did attend Starfleet Academy.

THIS!

I've had that window sticker in my last three cars. One time an old couple wandered past the house when I was washing the car out in the street. They asked, "Oh, where's that school?" I said, "It's going to be in San Francisco!" They wandered on, mildly confused.....

/"you may have graduated from Oxford, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy!"
 
2013-09-27 01:19:20 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


I bet you're TONS of fun at parties.
 
2013-09-27 01:21:02 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


And I reiterate: someone should make a Forever Alone window cling.
 
2013-09-27 01:24:53 PM
The one and only reason for this law is to aid the police so they may be able to give deserved breaks to only those that truly deserve them.
 
2013-09-27 01:25:09 PM
What if I let my AAA membership lapse? Does that count?
 
2013-09-27 01:26:20 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-27 01:26:25 PM
This is good, because I would never display on my car the insignia of any organization that would have me as a member.
 
2013-09-27 01:27:47 PM
Bumper /window stickers are tacky as fark. That is all.
 
2013-09-27 01:29:31 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


is THAT what those things are?! I always assumed they were Like the "Kill  Decals" that American Fighter planes and subs sported during WWII...oh, crap, hang on, I gotta go run,out to my car...
 
2013-09-27 01:34:19 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


i999.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 01:34:45 PM
Just don't mess with my truck nuts.
 
2013-09-27 01:38:08 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


OH! I thought they were keeping track of the number of people they had run over, like fighter pilots.
 
2013-09-27 01:38:18 PM

OBBN: The one and only reason for this law is to aid the police so they may be able to give deserved breaks to only those that truly deserve them.


If I ever reclaim my rightful lace on the throne and rule as Norton II, Emperor of the United States any cop that has a "thin blue line" decal on thier vehicle or any vehicle owned by a relative or family member will be summarily fired from their job, as those things are essentially announcing that the driver is, or knows a corrupt cop, and expects other corrupt cops to respect that
 
2013-09-27 01:43:38 PM
Sweet now everyone can think I am a space shuttle door gunner!
 
2013-09-27 01:48:13 PM

fireclown: MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.

I bet you're TONS of fun at parties.

He is fun. At MY parties, where there's NO KIDS because it's a party.
 
2013-09-27 02:00:13 PM
There is only one bumper sticker I like.  Especially if there's one on a car at a trailhead parking lot or such.  I'd wait to see who had this on their car.


half-mind.com
 
2013-09-27 02:03:01 PM

AliceBToklasLives: So does this mean I can finally wear T-shirts displaying logos from schools I never attended?


10 years ago I spent 2 weeks at a college I wasn't attending.  (it's a long story, no one cares why).  I went out and got Tshirts and sweaters from a dozen different colleges, and then proudly wore them around campus.  I got some of the most farked up looks you have ever seen.

I had to give a presentation to a packed lecture hall, and people booed when I walked in wearing a stanford sweater.  So I took it off to revel my MIT t-shirt.  I got more booing.  (this was at caltech)
 
2013-09-27 02:08:26 PM
MythDragon: "no one else cares."

No one else cares about pretty much *anything* on the back of another person's car. That's kind of a given.

So I don't see any reason to regard the family component-count as necessarily *more* irksome than any of the others.
Personally, I find them decidedly *less* obnoxious than all the people using *brand* stickers for tribal identity.
Which is itself only marginally less absurd than people using bumper stickers to declare pop-ideological allegiances.
 
2013-09-27 02:13:36 PM

NutWrench: AAA


Used to have the same law for AAA stickers on cars.  Or maybe this is the same one.  Was struck down for the AAA stickers.
 
2013-09-27 02:16:56 PM

tuna fingers: There is only one bumper sticker I like.  Especially if there's one on a car at a trailhead parking lot or such.  I'd wait to see who had this on their car.


[half-mind.com image 319x379]


ON-ON what?

(Yes, I know...)
 
2013-09-27 02:37:48 PM
img0107.popscreencdn.com
 
2013-09-27 02:42:04 PM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


Please tell us you're not a preschool teacher.
 
2013-09-27 02:42:41 PM
How about a "world's best lover" bumper sticker or one that says "I brake for invisible unicorns"?
 
2013-09-27 02:57:08 PM
I used to have a "Krusty Brand Seal of Approval" sticker on the back of my truck.

It fell off much too easily.  Cheap piece of crap....
 
2013-09-27 02:57:33 PM
img0.etsystatic.com
 
2013-09-27 03:15:59 PM
What do you expect? It's Michigan.....you know, like they have Detroit and all. And they are in two parts.
 
2013-09-27 04:37:35 PM
So they realized they gave out too many police stickers to their friends and can't make the revenue?
 
2013-09-27 05:58:27 PM

OBBN: The one and only reason for this law is to aid the police so they may be able to give deserved breaks to only those that truly deserve them.


THIS
 
2013-09-28 12:09:03 AM

MythDragon: cgraves67: I can finally put a family on my back window, even though I'm foreveralone.jpg

Is there anyone other than me that hates those things?

I don't care how many crotch goblins you've produced. Are you so pretentious that you think eveyone wants to know how many people you've got loaded into your minivan on your way to Moe's Family Feedbag? No one cares about your family but you. And it's fine that you like them. You should. But no one else cares. What is this, a farking match? Are we keeping score? Are you winning because your whore wife has spit out 4 little tax burdens for you? Fark you, I hope your minivan crashes into the toxic waste vat from Robocop and you all stumple out and dance around as horribly disfigured people-blobs for a while before another van runs you down and you all explode like meat balloons.

I don't know what it is, those things just really irk me.


Dude. Decaf?
 
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