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(WTOP)   So, if I'm reading this correctly, latte drinkers are easy lays, sweet and iced coffee drinkers will let you stick it pretty much anywhere, and cappuccino drinkers are into bondage. What kind of coffee do *you* drink?   ( divider line
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2013-09-27 11:44:42 AM  
Explains why I like cappuccino so much now
2013-09-27 11:47:52 AM  
I take it black, though once in a while I'll add half n half, though not often.

And yes the description in TFA was spot on for me.
2013-09-27 11:48:10 AM  
2013-09-27 11:48:48 AM  
I don't
2013-09-27 11:49:36 AM  

markie_farkie: Drink?

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Beat me to it, +1 good sir
2013-09-27 11:54:42 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up Colombian in a bag in the freezer to stay fresh.
2013-09-27 12:02:07 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up Colombian in a bag in the freezer to stay fresh.

with a spoon in them?
2013-09-27 12:02:24 PM  
I like my coffee with a bit of steamed milk. What it says about me? It says give me my latte or I will cut a biatch.
2013-09-27 12:02:28 PM  
So which kind of coffee drinkers are most susceptible to the Forer effect?
2013-09-27 12:03:37 PM  
Well, I do drink instant coffee and I am laid back and a procrastinator, so that's correct. I guess by subby's interpretation, I would be a chronic masturbator or something.
2013-09-27 12:04:04 PM  
My wife LOVES cappuccino, but only occasionally gets freaky with the cuffs.  I feel as if I'm being cheated.
2013-09-27 12:04:16 PM  
Black and bitter.

Like my women.
2013-09-27 12:04:27 PM  
And yet I still can't get a decent BJ.
2013-09-27 12:04:33 PM  
Black with two shots of espresso.
2013-09-27 12:04:56 PM  
I like my coffee black.
2013-09-27 12:05:23 PM  
I've tried them all, so I guess that means I'm just a slut
2013-09-27 12:06:10 PM  
Black and hot.
Like my women.
2013-09-27 12:06:20 PM  
Black. Strong and black. Unadulterated.
2013-09-27 12:06:31 PM  
2013-09-27 12:07:01 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: Bitter, covered in whipped cream and mixed up with Whiskey
2013-09-27 12:07:27 PM  
I drink tea and hot chocolate.
/where's your god now???
2013-09-27 12:07:41 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: quiet.
2013-09-27 12:08:12 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: artificially sweet and full of cream.
2013-09-27 12:08:25 PM  
No half and half, no milk, it has to be heavy cream.  Anything else in my java looks like mud.
2013-09-27 12:08:37 PM
2013-09-27 12:09:12 PM  
yes i fap a lot
2013-09-27 12:09:15 PM  
My wife took her coffee this morning cranky with a ton of attitude ...
2013-09-27 12:09:49 PM  
I prefer my coffee hurled at me by screaming Turkish Bedouins in dish-dash, so I can savor the fine aromas and textures of abuse and first degree facial scalds first thing in the morning.

No cream, though, that gives me gas.
2013-09-27 12:10:12 PM
2013-09-27 12:10:35 PM  
I like my tea like I like my women: creamy, English, drizzled with honey, and for breakfast.
2013-09-27 12:10:47 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my sex: hot, on the table, and in the morning.
2013-09-27 12:10:48 PM  
For me it's simple.

If it's really really good quality coffee, I don't put anything in it.  I want to taste the coffee.

If it's craptastic coffee, a little milk and sugar to help get it down.

As for other drinks...Americano doesn't make much sense to me but a simple espresso is pretty much my favorite...good quality of course.

/Juan Valdez
2013-09-27 12:12:02 PM  
I do enjoy espresso, so I guess I'm a bondage person.
2013-09-27 12:12:55 PM  
I like my coffee how I like my women: strong black and bitter.
2013-09-27 12:12:58 PM  
I like latte and I am an easy lay.

Also male, so of course I am.
2013-09-27 12:13:19 PM  
Dark roast.


Although if I have been a good boy and the evening is cool I'll pour a generous dollop of brandy in there too. Sometimes I'll put a Hershey's Kiss in the cup first, then swirl in the brandy to kind of glue the kiss to the bottom of the cup before pouring the coffee in. Oh, and no stirring. I'm not sure what that might say about me.
2013-09-27 12:13:36 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my women: with a punch card that gets me the tenth one free.
2013-09-27 12:13:41 PM  

Torchsong: [ image 550x400]

It's about time she showed up.
2013-09-27 12:14:51 PM  
Those of you who drink your coffee black are straightforward, no-nonsense individuals, sometimes moody and quiet -- and maybe even dismissive

Dismissive? Ha!

Just kidding, I actually like mocha and Irish coffee the best.
2013-09-27 12:15:11 PM  
I basically make my own cappuccino... I start with filtered water (very important), I use this german espresso (Dallmayr espresso monaco), steamed half and half and a couple heaping spoonfulls of dark brown sugar... very sweet, creamy, rich... if I have to drink american 'coffee' I'll just take it black... also like a little 'cuban coffee' when in south florida.

like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson liked his women... handpicked from a field and brought to the big house in a burlap sack on the back of a mule.
2013-09-27 12:15:37 PM  
I like my coffee like I like my woman: Bitter, yet scalding hot. A drinking buddy of mine used to say: "Beaten and dragged across the Andes in a burlap sack."
2013-09-27 12:16:05 PM  
I like the coffee that comes out the ass of a civet cat.
2013-09-27 12:16:47 PM  
Quad espresso says I like to speed.
2013-09-27 12:16:51 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up Colombian in a bag in the freezer to stay fresh.

I like my coffee like I like my women: On a burro, and hand-picked by Juan Valdez.
2013-09-27 12:17:04 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Explains why I like cappuccino so much now

I, too, have acquired a taste for unmanly European coffees, like Cafe Mocha.

I blame this guy:

/Never touched a drop of any kind of coffee until I got hooked on TWIN PEAKS.
2013-09-27 12:17:37 PM  
Mmm, cappucino.
2013-09-27 12:18:00 PM  
Coffee is disgusting swill.
2013-09-27 12:18:21 PM  
Covered in bees.
2013-09-27 12:18:53 PM  
I like colombian coffee, but I haven't had any that was really decent since we switched brands at work.
2013-09-27 12:20:05 PM  

big pig peaches: Coffee is disgusting swill.

I prefer my disgusting swill to be at least 80 proof.
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