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(The Raw Story)   Colbert: Limbaugh's new children's book sounds like 'an Oxycontin hallucination'   (rawstory.com) divider line 75
    More: Amusing, Rush Limbaugh, OxyContin, hallucinations, childrens books, iced teas, tieins  
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2013-09-27 11:53:37 AM  
Chapter 10: Rush Limbaugh time travels to the Dominican Republic before they passed any child prostitution laws.
 
2013-09-27 12:00:11 PM  
Ya know, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that limbaugh fell off the wagon and is back to popping pills again.
 
2013-09-27 12:04:46 PM  
The only problem I have with Rush nowadays is that he's addicted to oxy and not krokodile.
 
2013-09-27 12:07:29 PM  
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2013-09-27 12:09:04 PM  

Aristocles: Oxycontin is not an hallucinogen.


How about Conservatism?
 
2013-09-27 12:13:36 PM  

Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!


You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.
 
2013-09-27 12:16:12 PM  
Holy cow. First O'Reilly and now this?! I picked a bad time to stop sniffing glue.
 
2013-09-27 12:16:20 PM  
Yeah.... sounds like
 
2013-09-27 12:17:13 PM  
I tuned into his program the other day because the local AM station has the best traffic information, and he sounded like a guy in a public place pretending to talk on the phone....just a lot of sighing and harumphing.
 
2013-09-27 12:17:22 PM  
I'm always amused by conservatives who complain that Obama is arrogant and then lick the boots of guys like Limbaugh, Gingrich, and Trump.
 
2013-09-27 12:17:23 PM  
Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

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2013-09-27 12:17:49 PM  

Aristocles: Oxycontin is not an hallucinogen.


Sounds like someone has first hand knowledge!
 
2013-09-27 12:17:55 PM  
Who buys their children this crap? Is this a symptom of home schooling?
 
2013-09-27 12:18:01 PM  

kidgenius: Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!

You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.


But has he written a children's book?  I don't think so.  He needs to step up his game.  He can start with Washington's 1779 raid on London, when he defeated George III with an atomic piledriver.
 
2013-09-27 12:18:02 PM  

kidgenius: Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!

You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.


It's successful in the way that Aristocles is familiar with, in the sense that it gets bites.
 
2013-09-27 12:18:14 PM  
I wonder whether Rush Revere will go back in time and save Jesus from taxes. It's a fair question.
 
2013-09-27 12:19:30 PM  

Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!


Sounds like someone is jealous of BOB.
 
2013-09-27 12:19:32 PM  

InmanRoshi: Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

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That's not a succulent young Dominican...
 
2013-09-27 12:19:53 PM  
Is his children book about how he goes on vacation to have sex with them for money?
 
2013-09-27 12:21:37 PM  

dallylamma: InmanRoshi: Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

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That's not a succulent young Dominican...


You have to start somewhere.
 
2013-09-27 12:23:35 PM  
The porcine piece of shiat probably reads this crap to his Domincan boys at night, right before he rapes them.
 
2013-09-27 12:24:18 PM  
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Look at that hair, the damned hippy.
 
2013-09-27 12:25:00 PM  

Aristocles: Oxycontin is not an hallucinogen.


So limbaughs hallucinations are caused by something else then?
 
2013-09-27 12:25:06 PM  

dallylamma: That's not a succulent young Dominican...


Yeah, he's got a (viagra-assisted) hard spot for those.
 
2013-09-27 12:25:10 PM  

ArkPanda: kidgenius: Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!

You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.

But has he written a children's book?  I don't think so.  He needs to step up his game.  He can start with Washington's 1779 raid on London, when he defeated George III with an atomic piledriver.


Yes, yes he has.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_A_Pole_(And_So_Can_You!)
 
2013-09-27 12:26:18 PM  

Aristocles: kidgenius: Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!

You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.

I Am America and So Can You is pretty much a picture book and it even says that it was written by the writers of his show.

So, there's that... you want that to count...


I'm sure it made a hell of a lot more money than you've made in your entire life.

/and mine too
 
2013-09-27 12:26:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 12:27:00 PM  
I thought the Two If By Tea thing was a joke - seriously, what a horrifying douchebag.
 
2013-09-27 12:27:28 PM  

ArkPanda: kidgenius: Aristocles: Sounds like someone's jealous of Rush writing a successful book!

You can't buy the book yet. So it'd be a lie to call it successful.

And Colbert has written a few rather successful books himself. I doubt he's jealous of Rush-bo.

But has he written a children's book?  I don't think so.  He needs to step up his game.  He can start with Washington's 1779 raid on London, when he defeated George III with an atomic piledriver.


http://www.amazon.com/Am-Pole-And-Can-You/dp/1619695022 

He has, the audio book is even narrated by Tom Hanks.
 
2013-09-27 12:29:23 PM  

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 443x655]


I think the best aspect of that picture is that its the exact same logo for his Childrens book and his Two If By Tea. I mean talk about getting them while they are young.
 
2013-09-27 12:30:29 PM  

dallylamma: InmanRoshi: Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 714x755]

That's not a succulent young Dominican...


Apparently, it's Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Only with crutches or something.
 
2013-09-27 12:31:56 PM  
Also, "angry scoop of ice cream" maybe the funniest description of Rush Limbaugh that I've ever heard.
 
2013-09-27 12:33:13 PM  

vernonFL: Chapter 10: Rush Limbaugh time travels to the Dominican Republic before they passed any child prostitution laws.


Really, what a self-aggrandizing douche.
 
2013-09-27 12:33:50 PM  

Poopspasm: dallylamma: InmanRoshi: Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 714x755]

That's not a succulent young Dominican...

Apparently, it's Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Only with crutches or something.


You'll shoot your Spinal Bifida out?
 
2013-09-27 12:34:41 PM  
I gotta say, rush limbaugh is one of the best recruiting tools the democrats have ever had.
 
2013-09-27 12:34:57 PM  

InmanRoshi: Just like Michael Jackson, Rush has always had a soft spot for children.

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OMG - the clothes!
 
2013-09-27 12:36:02 PM  

Paul Baumer: I thought the Two If By Tea thing was a joke - seriously, what a horrifying douchebag.


yeah, how dare he sell raspberry tea!

.... wait, what?

/cover of that book makes me weep uncontrollably though
 
2013-09-27 12:37:50 PM  

Lanadapter: Paul Baumer: I thought the Two If By Tea thing was a joke - seriously, what a horrifying douchebag.

yeah, how dare he sell raspberry tea!

.... wait, what?

/cover of that book makes me weep uncontrollably though


That tea is farking awesome. Just throwing that out there.
 
2013-09-27 12:39:05 PM  
ollie ollie oxy free
 
2013-09-27 12:39:38 PM  
How could the first Thanksgiving feature "exceptional Americans" when America didn't quite exist yet?  (http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/surgery/america.html)
 
2013-09-27 12:40:17 PM  

Lanadapter: Paul Baumer: I thought the Two If By Tea thing was a joke - seriously, what a horrifying douchebag.

yeah, how dare he sell raspberry tea!

.... wait, what?

/cover of that book makes me weep uncontrollably though


Apparently they missed the blurb in TFA that told us Rush's main character for his children's book was the mascot from the tea and rushed to the thread to state the obvious.
 
2013-09-27 12:41:35 PM  

Alphakronik: How could the first Thanksgiving feature "exceptional Americans" when America didn't quite exist yet?  (http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/surgery/america.html)


The exceptional ones were there, they just lacked resistance to smallpox.
 
2013-09-27 12:42:25 PM  
All sorts of quality conservative literature threads today.
 
2013-09-27 12:44:29 PM  

Alphakronik: How could the first Thanksgiving feature "exceptional Americans" when America didn't quite exist yet?  (http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/surgery/america.html)


They existed. It's just that they were all indians back then.
 
2013-09-27 12:50:48 PM  

LectertheChef: Alphakronik: How could the first Thanksgiving feature "exceptional Americans" when America didn't quite exist yet?  (http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/surgery/america.html)

They existed. It's just that they were all indians back then.


Those weren't indians though. They were descendants of the Asian Occupation Force that tried (and did) occupy the Americas until god fearing people tried to set up a beach head and reclaim what was rightfully theirs. 

/Damn rewriting history to establish my own narrative is fun. I can see why so many authors/political pundits do it now.
 
2013-09-27 12:51:00 PM  

Lanadapter: Paul Baumer: I thought the Two If By Tea thing was a joke - seriously, what a horrifying douchebag.

yeah, how dare he sell raspberry tea!

.... wait, what?

/cover of that book makes me weep uncontrollably though


Raspberries are elitist liberal fruits.  Real 'murricans eat artificial strawberry flavor and like it!
 
2013-09-27 12:56:04 PM  
Writing a book when he's not busy making fun of Parkinson's sufferers.  What an azzhole.
 
2013-09-27 01:06:27 PM  
We can just ignore him
 
2013-09-27 01:15:29 PM  
I think this maybe one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Craziness on this level should not be ignored, it should be remembered for all time so that one day when we as a nation final sober up we can look back and say, " Look at all the crazy shiat we used to do! God we were young and stupid".

I mean we have to right? Really either the US checks itself into rehab or Canada is gonna look over here one day and go, " Damn,.... the poor bastard finally ODed"
 
2013-09-27 01:23:01 PM  

Serpentile6: I think this maybe one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Craziness on this level should not be ignored, it should be remembered for all time so that one day when we as a nation final sober up we can look back and say, " Look at all the crazy shiat we used to do! God we were young and stupid".

I mean we have to right? Really either the US checks itself into rehab or Canada is gonna look over here one day and go, " Damn,.... the poor bastard finally ODed"


The first time I heard about this I thought someone was putting me on.  Then I saw the cover and I was certain of it.
 
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