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(TC Palm)   Next time you're jacked on cocaine and surrounded by alligators, make sure you don't lock your keys in your car   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 6
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2013-09-27 11:17:50 AM
3 votes:

poorjon: Shutupsubbyyou'renotmymomgetoffmybackisithotinhereHOLYshiatGATORS!


/ftfy
2013-09-27 11:43:14 AM
1 votes:

InfrasonicTom: such a Coleman thing to do. serve naked him out as usual I guess?


farking tablet.


Serge bailed him out as usual I guess?
2013-09-27 11:25:46 AM
1 votes:
Don't hate Will  !!!  He's colorful and has a very Farkish sense of humor.

What is Will's Fark Handle?

Drew, I think you need to come to FL Treasure Coast and out meet this wonderful writer Will,  who consistently provides great discussions for Fark.

Maybe create a Fark beat writer award?  You know just for those writers who have a small market and still try to instill imagination to their readers.
2013-09-27 11:13:27 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: ""Gators" is a term used to describe University of Florida alumni.
"Gators" also is a shortened term for alligators, the toothy, amphibious reptile common in South Florida that serve as the mascot for the University of Florida sports teams.
Theoretically, "Gators" could refer to ravenous fans of the 1976 Burt Reynolds film, "Gator," which is rated PG."

What is that doing in TFA? Is that some kind of brain fart out of the reporter's creative writing class in 8th grade?
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Editor bad. Hulk smash!
2013-09-27 10:39:31 AM
1 votes:
FTFA:  "Gators" is a term used to describe University of Florida alumni.
"Gators" also is a shortened term for alligators, the toothy, amphibious reptile common in South Florida that serve as the mascot for the University of Florida sports teams.
Theoretically, "Gators" could refer to ravenous fans of the 1976 Burt Reynolds film, "Gator," which is rated PG.
The report didn't state whether the man was afraid of alligators, UF alumni/mascots or devotees of the Reynolds film.



+1 internets for author.
2013-09-27 10:03:12 AM
1 votes:
Always lock yourself IN your car.

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