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(WTSP)   Who steals an ambulance with a patient still inside? This guy   (wtsp.com) divider line 33
    More: Florida, ambulances, Pennsylvania State Police, rear-view mirrors  
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2013-09-27 08:58:28 AM
Thanks, Obamacare
 
2013-09-27 09:01:11 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-27 09:05:47 AM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2013-09-27 10:14:49 AM
Got dammit,  I thought the answer was Godzilla.

The SAT essay portion sure are more difficult than when I was a kid.
 
2013-09-27 10:24:30 AM
It's a good thing that Perkins fellow got out of the way or he could have been...pancaked.


/Shutting up now.
 
2013-09-27 10:39:59 AM
uberframe.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-27 10:45:08 AM
Where's the suspect get that cool sheriff's badge tattoo?  That looks like it was hard to do.
 
2013-09-27 10:46:39 AM
Tommy Vercetti or CJ?
 
2013-09-27 10:47:14 AM
 
2013-09-27 10:54:59 AM
This is what happens when you hit all 3 wheels as "JACKPOT" in the slot game of crime.
 
2013-09-27 10:56:54 AM
Is there a Philadelphia in Florida? Because one paragraph says he's from Florida and another says he's from Philadelphia.
 
2013-09-27 10:58:24 AM

Fano: Tommy Vercetti or CJ?


I was thinking Trevor, that is something he would do.
 
2013-09-27 10:59:44 AM
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Approves
 
2013-09-27 11:00:17 AM
Robbery of Motor Vehicle?  There's no separate, more serious charge for stealing an ambulance?
 
2013-09-27 11:02:34 AM
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-09-27 11:04:02 AM

Precision Boobery: Robbery of Motor Vehicle?  There's no separate, more serious charge for stealing an ambulance?


It's actually a "Non-emergency transport van", not an ambulance. Basically a cargo bus for people going between medical centers.
 
2013-09-27 11:05:38 AM

cgraves67: Is there a Philadelphia in Florida? Because one paragraph says he's from Florida and another says he's from Philadelphia.


FTFA: "Pennsylvania State Police say 25-year-old Brian Timothy Kada Jr., of Philadelphia..."
It doesn't matter anymore where he's from...

He's Florida man. The headline says so. Thus, he got the tag.
 
2013-09-27 11:06:47 AM
I expected it to be a picture of someone who looks like the douche from the VW commercial with the parrot.
 
2013-09-27 11:11:19 AM
Did he ask the patient "Do you want to see something scary?"
 
2013-09-27 11:16:11 AM
Who steals an ambulance with patient inside?
SPONGE BOB!  THIS GUY!
In his booking image, he looks like he's fried
SPONGE BOB!  THIS GUY!
If carjacking nonsense is something you wish
SPONGE BOB!  THIS GUY!
You'll end up in jail and be someone's b**ch.
SPONGE BOB!  THIS GUY!
 
2013-09-27 11:18:15 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-09-27 11:23:48 AM
Rocky Dennis?
 
2013-09-27 11:30:57 AM
Gonna have to try this in GTA
 
2013-09-27 11:43:25 AM

flynn80: Gonna have to try this in GTA


Meh, who hasn't done this in GTA
 
2013-09-27 11:47:39 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-27 11:48:37 AM

special20: cgraves67: Is there a Philadelphia in Florida? Because one paragraph says he's from Florida and another says he's from Philadelphia.

FTFA: "Pennsylvania State Police say 25-year-old Brian Timothy Kada Jr., of Philadelphia..."
It doesn't matter anymore where he's from...

He's Florida man. The headline says so. Thus, he got the tag.


Actually, the article is all over the f*cking place:

FTFA:PHILADELPHIA (A suspect from Florida is facing kidnapping charges in Philadelphia after police say he carjacked an ambulance at gunpoint with a patient inside."

and then

FTFA: "Pennsylvania State Police say 25-year-old Brian Timothy Kada Jr., of Philadelphia, walked onto the westbound side of the expressway near Girard Avenue while the ambulance was transporting a patient. Police say Kada pointed a gun at the two operators stuck in rush hour traffic and jumped into the passenger sid
e.

I think we'll chalk this up to a Florida TV station relaying the report and leave it at that. Tag is for the reporting source.
 
2013-09-27 11:50:54 AM
I believe the FL Rules for being from FL is that you are born here and leave after the age of 10 or, you have moved here and lived in the state for more than 10 yrs (unless if you came here under age went through the school system, else it is 20+ yrs).

I've been here more than half my days on Earth and I believe I can be called a Floridian.  (I still claim to be a true Hoosier (northern).  Just so I do not embarrass the family).  So crack on us as you will, but I like it here and will not trade it for the shores of Lake Michigan and the cold a$$, windy, snowy winters, shoveling snow for  4- 5 months every year (I and won't mention raking leaves before it snows.  Damn oak trees).

/ S. FL is a paradise!  Come on down and enjoy.
// Find a local to know where to go
/// look 3 slashies ...
 
2013-09-27 11:52:46 AM
He couldn't find an empty cop car.
 
2013-09-27 11:58:44 AM

gopher321: [i44.tinypic.com image 200x150]


Honestly...you carjack like a woman!
 
2013-09-27 12:03:47 PM
Dad?
 
2013-09-27 12:07:10 PM
Thanks Bro, the Florida tag is locked once again.
We only have so many Zimmermans here.
 
2013-09-27 12:23:44 PM
2.bp.blogspot.comThis guy?
 
2013-09-27 01:32:10 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Thanks Bro, the Florida tag is locked once again.
We only have so many Zimmermans here.


Dude tried to jack an ambulance.

In Philly.
On the Schuylkill Expressway.
During Rush Hour.
On Friday.

I'm amazed he got as far as he did.
 
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