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(RealClear)   Former NFL player Brian Holloway, after giving the hundreds of kids who trashed his house the chance to own up to their actions and be forgiven and only four showed up: "Okay, fine, let's start arresting people"   (realclear.com) divider line 62
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2013-09-27 10:38:42 AM
17 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-27 10:29:36 AM
9 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-27 11:30:17 AM
5 votes:

starsrift: Snarfangel: Thebiggestgrumpycatgoodintheuniverse.jpg

[aneverbiggergrumpycatgood.jpg]

 i.imgur.com
2013-09-27 10:40:27 AM
4 votes:

indarwinsshadow: So. What's to be said? We show movies where people do sh*t like this, and when it happens in real life...people get angry?


Nothing new. I love heist movies, but abhor theft in real life. Superhero movies? Great! But in real life vigilantism is stupid and wrong.

Same with porn: the pornos I like to watch are great and all, but impractical in real life. I mean do you know how hard it is to get cotton candy out of your pubic hair?
2013-09-27 09:00:30 AM
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-09-27 11:35:59 AM
3 votes:

Slappy McLongstockings: Guadior42: What the Fark are you talking about?

For instance..the NFL and the Pink Ribbon problem. They sell the Pink Ribbon football and the Pink Ribbon people sell their Pink Ribbon logo to companies like Yoplait who makes products with chemicals known to cause breast cancers. Same with Victoria's Secret. So many of their products contain parabens.

The chemicals used in the production of NFL paraphernalia all over the world kills people while others cheer with them and they think they have a moral high ground?

I think not.


i586.photobucket.com
2013-09-27 10:53:08 AM
3 votes:
HailRobonia:
 I mean do you know how hard it is to get cotton candy out of your pubic hair?

Actually, yes I do.
2013-09-27 10:38:01 AM
3 votes:

Feel_the_velvet: I don't know if this is the right move.

I mean, wouldn't it more satisfying to just beat the shiat out each one of those little farkers individually?


Think of it as outsourcing to inmates.
2013-09-27 10:34:09 AM
3 votes:

ShadowLAnCeR: Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.

*Applause*


HARUMPH!

webpages.charter.net
2013-09-27 10:16:31 AM
3 votes:

Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.


*Applause*
2013-09-27 09:53:46 AM
3 votes:

dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?


No objections. The motion passes.
2013-09-27 12:18:12 PM
2 votes:

Slappy McLongstockings: Guadior42: What the Fark are you talking about?

For instance..the NFL and the Pink Ribbon problem. They sell the Pink Ribbon football and the Pink Ribbon people sell their Pink Ribbon logo to companies like Yoplait who makes products with chemicals known to cause breast cancers. Same with Victoria's Secret. So many of their products contain parabens.

The chemicals used in the production of NFL paraphernalia all over the world kills people while others cheer with them and they think they have a moral high ground?

I think not.


Holy shiat dude.  How much have you been drinking already?

Trolling is fun and all...but, wow.

/wish I were drinking
2013-09-27 11:46:53 AM
2 votes:

Ned Stark: Tyrosine: Headso: I read some of the tweets from the website the guy put up, the funny thing is it sounded like some of the kids didn't even know the party was being held in a house that was broken into to. Saying stuff like "thanks to the hosts, this was a great party"

Did you see the pictures of the house? Graffiti everywhere, lots of damage, and the $20k estimate does not include contents. Anyone there had to have known something was not right.

No not really. Spray cans could have come out at any time during the night.


Just a word of advice: If you are either so myopic or gullible as to believe the kids at the party "totally thought everything was cool" then you might want to shut down your email accounts before you get any messages from Nigerian prices needing needing your assistance.
2013-09-27 11:22:55 AM
2 votes:

blatz514: Valeriyance: ShadowLAnCeR: Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.

*Applause*

I'll get the lights.

Hey, where is everybody?


At the Holoways', big party tonite! #woot!
2013-09-27 11:03:50 AM
2 votes:
Thebiggestgrumpycatgoodintheuniverse.jpg
2013-09-27 10:39:33 AM
2 votes:
stream1.gifsoup.com
2013-09-27 10:38:54 AM
2 votes:

Lumbar Puncture: NASAM: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.


This.

And the worst part is, some of the parents are threatening to sue if he outs them.

The turd nugget doesn't fall far from the turd source.


If you're going to quote Emily Dickinson, at least give her the credit.
2013-09-27 10:22:41 AM
2 votes:

NASAM: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.


This.

And the worst part is, some of the parents are threatening to sue if he outs them.


The turd nugget doesn't fall far from the turd source.
2013-09-27 10:21:20 AM
2 votes:

Valeriyance: ShadowLAnCeR: Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.

*Applause*

I'll get the lights.


Hey, where is everybody?
2013-09-27 09:00:31 AM
2 votes:
He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.
2013-09-27 08:47:21 AM
2 votes:
doblelol.com
2013-09-27 08:47:19 AM
2 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
2013-09-27 02:11:31 PM
1 votes:

super_grass: All property is a form of theft. And you can't sue for damages to your stolen goods.


What color is the sky in your world?
2013-09-27 01:38:51 PM
1 votes:

emocomputerjock: Slappy McLongstockings: Guadior42: What the Fark are you talking about?

For instance..the NFL and the Pink Ribbon problem. They sell the Pink Ribbon football and the Pink Ribbon people sell their Pink Ribbon logo to companies like Yoplait who makes products with chemicals known to cause breast cancers. Same with Victoria's Secret. So many of their products contain parabens.

The chemicals used in the production of NFL paraphernalia all over the world kills people while others cheer with them and they think they have a moral high ground?

I think not.

Got damn.


Even after all of the gun threads and talk about crazy people lately, that might be the first legitimate crazy person I have seen around these parts. I hope they are getting help.
2013-09-27 01:26:29 PM
1 votes:
i1078.photobucket.com
2013-09-27 12:34:20 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised I'm first on this one:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-09-27 12:24:58 PM
1 votes:

Clemkadidlefark: (can't see how diseases enter into this)


...That's your problem...and the problem of millions of others...they can't even imagine their NFL gear somehow causes the death of children from its very production...and it ain't only in Chiner.

"17-year-old senior cornerback Joey Villafrank: "It feels like there's more to life. Before, football used to be life for me; it was the only sport I played. But now I realize that there's more than just playing the game."

Maybe get a clue like Joey....maybe Joey will realize that his choices affect others...maybe he did already.
2013-09-27 11:54:54 AM
1 votes:

Tyrosine: Just a word of advice: If you are either so myopic or gullible as to believe the kids at the party "totally thought everything was cool" then you might want to shut down your email accounts before you get any messages from Nigerian prices needing needing your assistance.


I refuse to pay Nigerian prices!
2013-09-27 11:40:42 AM
1 votes:
What he should do is sell the place to Justin Bieber for $1, let those asshole parents in the neighborhood enjoy him speeding around the neighborhood in his pink Ferrari and blaring Justin Bieber songs 24/7.

paybacks, bi*ch, etc.
2013-09-27 11:39:13 AM
1 votes:

Slappy McLongstockings: Guadior42: What the Fark are you talking about?

For instance..the NFL and the Pink Ribbon problem. They sell the Pink Ribbon football and the Pink Ribbon people sell their Pink Ribbon logo to companies like Yoplait who makes products with chemicals known to cause breast cancers. Same with Victoria's Secret. So many of their products contain parabens.

The chemicals used in the production of NFL paraphernalia all over the world kills people while others cheer with them and they think they have a moral high ground?

I think not.


www.reactiongifs.com
2013-09-27 11:37:39 AM
1 votes:
Nicholas Cage visiting the parents of these societal anal warts

img.gawkerassets.com

Slappy McLongstockings: He should feel shame for supporting an organization like the NFL.

Think of all the useless stupid crap made for each NFL player and the diseases it gives the most vulnerable.  He should feel shame for the countless deaths his organization has contributed to as well as each NFL fan that continues to support people that give others diseases which lead to a painful death.


If you are serious (can't see how diseases enter into this), and not having broken free of your restraints  and now typing furiously at the Nurses' Station on a commandeered workstation, then I can only assume you are from Mexico and are  pissed America's soccer team beat you like a rented mule. If that's incorrect then tell Senator Reid to shut the hell up and let the men get back to work.
2013-09-27 11:36:51 AM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: We live in a weird world.

Hollywood will make a movie starring **fill in your favourite 17-29 year old actor(s)** about this, where they'll show the actors/kids trashing the house, drinking, and destroying the neighbourhood and whipping off clever lines..

And everyone will laugh. It'll be a small but successful run.


It's been done.
4.bp.blogspot.com

/and then there's this Aussie douchebag
2013-09-27 11:33:53 AM
1 votes:
My parents would have killed me, then resurrected me and sent my shambling corpse over there to clean.

There's no way people didn't know whose house that was. I wish they'd stop lying about that.

These parents were so dang stupid.
2013-09-27 11:19:58 AM
1 votes:

trappedspirit: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

What did the parents do again?


www.trilobite.org
2013-09-27 11:06:44 AM
1 votes:

MadMattressMack: Valiente: MadMattressMack: He took a higher road than I would've. I would've started with arresting people then created the website shaming them while having a PI collect information so I can sue all their parents. Give none quarter.

Odd. That's my policy with the homeless.

It's also my policy with dating.


Not me.  I always bring along quarters for the vibrating bed.
2013-09-27 11:03:10 AM
1 votes:

pueblonative: Wonder what the DA who has to prosecute these cases thinks of Mr. Holloway trying this case in the public like this. I'm sure the defense won't try to use that.


Defense: Your honor, I must protest these charges by the State. That man, not the State, made my client feel shame and angst and worry that he might..um...face charges...and stuff.
2013-09-27 11:02:51 AM
1 votes:

Slappy McLongstockings: He should feel shame for supporting an organization like the NFL.

Think of all the useless stupid crap made for each NFL player and the diseases it gives the most vulnerable.  He should feel shame for the countless deaths his organization has contributed to as well as each NFL fan that continues to support people that give others diseases which lead to a painful death.


OK, I'll bite.

What the Fark are you talking about?

/don't know
//seriously, I have no idea
2013-09-27 11:02:35 AM
1 votes:
The kids are surprising. The parents are the ones. They should have showed up with their kids in tow and helped clean up.

Enjoy the felony convictions. Your son is going to be a juvenile hall biatch. He'll have to give bjs just to get his pants back.

/A woman in Arizona thought a stay in juvenile would teach her son a lesson. He ended up being a suck boy for gang bangers. He had to suck them off or they would keep his clothing. She sure taught him a lesson. Maybe she'll take care of his case of AIDS for him.
2013-09-27 11:02:15 AM
1 votes:
Precious little snowflakes and the assholes who spawned them strike again
2013-09-27 10:59:04 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.

You forgot to call for question and have a show of hands.  Your parlimentary skills are as lacking as my ability to spell parlimentary


www.parisdjs.com
2013-09-27 10:57:40 AM
1 votes:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2013-09-27 10:47:04 AM
1 votes:
SWEEP THE LEG.


076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

SWEEP. THE. LEG.
2013-09-27 10:45:36 AM
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: Some parents just disgust me. If my kid EVER pulls some crap like this (and he knows better!), then he'd be out there cleaning up dressed as Gumby or something. He embarrasses me... he's getting his arse embarrassed right back.


I am with you on this one - there would have been no damned way that she would not have been there helping to fix the damage.

Once, she got suspended from school for a couple of days and I made her go work at the horse barn with my ex - I instructed them that she was not to ride, had to clean stalls all day and do the grunt work.  She was complaining about how cold it was and how hard she worked that night and I told her that if she continues being stupid, then that is the type of job she could expect when (and if) she managed to get out of high school.  Dumb people who do dumb things that get you suspended wind up in physically hard and low paying jobs.

If Grumpy Cat had been around, I would have put his "Good" picture on her bedroom door.
2013-09-27 10:40:30 AM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: freak7: Chances are, most of the parents don't even know their kids were at the party.

They are minors (I assume) under their care and supervision. Lack of knowledge is not an excuse, because it is their job and responsibility to account for the whereabouts of their children at all times.


should all parents put a tracking device on their teenagers or suffer the consequences of their 16 and 17 year old's actions? Kids lie about where they are going to be, a parent could make every attempt to know their kids whereabouts be satisfied that they do and still their kid went to this party.
2013-09-27 10:39:45 AM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: HailRobonia: The ringleader was a homeless kid he took in for a time. Moral of the story: No good deed goes unpunished.

Never trust the homeless


Damn straight.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

/I had a horse named Rusty
2013-09-27 10:35:43 AM
1 votes:
I don't know if this is the right move.

I mean, wouldn't it more satisfying to just beat the shiat out each one of those little farkers individually?
2013-09-27 10:33:14 AM
1 votes:
Stupid image caching.  That was supposed to be even more embiggened.
2013-09-27 10:32:39 AM
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-09-27 10:29:55 AM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.


Why? If the parents actually file the lawsuit like they threatened to, we'll figure out who they are anyway!
2013-09-27 10:28:58 AM
1 votes:
This is a stand up guy, giving these kids numerous chances to come clean, and they thought if they ignored him, he'd go away. Now the kids are getting ready to defend themselves over a felony rap. No matter what happens, the defense attorneys and bail bondsmen are gonna get a windfall. If any of the parents think their kids can get away scot free on what they did, well think again. If were up to me, I'd give the kids "baseball bat" therapy, and fine the parents an additional "stupidity charge". Good luck with that "parent-tards."
2013-09-27 10:28:14 AM
1 votes:
We live in a weird world.

Hollywood will make a movie starring **fill in your favourite 17-29 year old actor(s)** about this, where they'll show the actors/kids trashing the house, drinking, and destroying the neighbourhood and whipping off clever lines..

And everyone will laugh. It'll be a small but successful run.

So. What's to be said? We show movies where people do sh*t like this, and when it happens in real life...people get angry?

I'm not defending the sh*t heads that did this. I'm saying we should start sorting out the messages we condone. Yeah, I know. It's entertainment. Lighten up. It's only a movie, blah, blah, etc,,etc. But it's stupid and ironic.

//fark it. Off my lawn.
2013-09-27 10:26:15 AM
1 votes:

Slappy McLongstockings: He should feel shame for supporting an organization like the NFL.

Think of all the useless stupid crap made for each NFL player and the diseases it gives the most vulnerable.  He should feel shame for the countless deaths his organization has contributed to as well as each NFL fan that continues to support people that give others diseases which lead to a painful death.


Shut up, Dorn.
2013-09-27 10:26:08 AM
1 votes:
Some parents just disgust me. If my kid EVER pulls some crap like this (and he knows better!), then he'd be out there cleaning up dressed as Gumby or something. He embarrasses me... he's getting his arse embarrassed right back.
2013-09-27 10:22:02 AM
1 votes:

BizarreMan: But those poor children!  What about their college prospects!

Oh right.

Fark them.

He gave them every opportunity to make it right and they ignored him.


The sooner America turns its serpent's teeth into Soylent Green, the better!


/am I doing the outrage right?
2013-09-27 10:18:24 AM
1 votes:

Headso: I've looked at property in Stephentown but the taxes there are insanely high, that guy probably pays 20,000 dollars a year in property taxes for that house.


What does that have to do with anything?
2013-09-27 10:18:03 AM
1 votes:

ShadowLAnCeR: Walker: dittybopper: SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.

Third.  Any objections?

No objections. The motion passes.

*Applause*


Scruffy believes in this punishment...
2013-09-27 10:16:12 AM
1 votes:
Grumpycatgood.jpg
2013-09-27 09:47:52 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.

Second.


Third.  Any objections?
2013-09-27 09:22:47 AM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: He needs to expand his website to start publicly shaming the worthless enablers those kids have as parents as well.


Second.
2013-09-27 08:52:35 AM
1 votes:
But those poor children!  What about their college prospects!

Oh right.

Fark them.

He gave them every opportunity to make it right and they ignored him.
2013-09-27 08:45:25 AM
1 votes:
GOOD
2013-09-27 08:34:26 AM
1 votes:
Good.
 
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