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(Pro Football Mock)   Eli Manning: "You know, if you combine my stats with my brother Peyton's, I'm actually having a pretty good year"   (profootballmock.com) divider line 17
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2013-09-27 08:58:29 AM
In before "Why is this crap still getting greenlighted?"
 
2013-09-27 09:30:06 AM
Likely Coughlin's last year as coach if the Gnats lose the next game. Giants have been awful.
 
2013-09-27 09:44:58 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 10:18:27 AM
Been said before, and better.


"I'll always remember the night Michael Jordan and I combined for 70 points."
-Stacy King
 
2013-09-27 11:07:00 AM
Now he can see what Rivers has been going through for a few years.  No running game and a horrid O Line will hurt your stats.
 
2013-09-27 12:20:13 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-27 12:34:56 PM

NASAM: Been said before, and better.

"I'll always remember the night Michael Jordan and I combined for 70 points."
-Stacy King


If I ever meet that guy, I'm buying him a beer for this line.

Christ, I almost want to launch a Kickstarter project to make that happen.
 
2013-09-27 12:56:28 PM
If he combines his stats with his brother Cooper, he would still be having a better year than his actual performance.
 
2013-09-27 01:31:28 PM
Eli will finish the year with better stats than his brother - Cooper, that is.
 
2013-09-27 01:39:19 PM
E-lite, and Elite Manning. Hurrrrr.
 
2013-09-27 01:40:00 PM

Kornchex: Now he can see what Rivers has been going through for a few years.  No running game and a horrid O Line will hurt your stats.


In other words, he was smart to refuse to play for the Chargers, AJ Smith and the real-life Dr. Nick?
 
2013-09-27 01:58:24 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Me and my brother hit a lot of home runs
 
2013-09-27 02:07:13 PM
Whoever does PFM must've paid one hell of a tab for Drew at some point.
 
2013-09-27 03:40:23 PM

Kornchex: Now he can see what Rivers has been going through for a few years.  No running game and a horrid O Line will hurt your stats.


Rivers has great stats, he just sucks.
 
2013-09-27 04:32:17 PM
Eli Manning got me a whole 1 point in FF last week.  Not that I really care about winning or losing, I just found it hilarious.  It's bad when you start thinking if you need to bench Eli for Geno Smith.
 
rka
2013-09-28 01:08:24 AM

Kornchex: Now he can see what Rivers has been going through for a few years.  No running game and a horrid O Line will hurt your stats.


Eli can always admire his two Superbowl rings while Marmalard looks back on 5 years of talent the Chargers had but pissed down their leg.

Biggest squandering of a "window" in NFL history.
 
2013-09-28 09:42:04 AM

Kornchex: Now he can see what Rivers has he would have been going through for a few years if his daddy hadn't orchestrated the biggest farce in NFL draft history.  No running game and a horrid O Line will hurt your stats.

 
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