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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Obvious, Steffie Koppers, baby, Duesseldorf  
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2013-09-27 09:46:43 AM
6 votes:

alwaysjaded: alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.


I hate it when people catch their own mistakes.  I was going to totally jump on that and then you would try to defend it.  Then I would make a devastatingly witty quip that both proved my correctness and humiliated you.  Then everyone on Fark would start piling on.  You would then desperately defend a position that you knew was wrong while I lob incendiary bombs of proper grammar and transcendent mirth on your bent head until the denizens of the forums hoisted me onto their shoulders and blew trumpets while they parade me back and forth between the politics and entertainment tabs.  Now that won't happen.  Thanks a lot.
2013-09-27 09:34:16 AM
5 votes:
Hot huh?
*clicks link

s23.postimg.org
2013-09-27 09:26:21 AM
4 votes:
img.fark.netioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-27 09:50:41 AM
3 votes:
tnation.t-nation.com
2013-09-27 09:33:26 AM
3 votes:
Police believe Koppers, who worked for a local tourism authority, became pregnant with the babies she killed through her sex encounters at the club in Kamp Lintfort.

Killing the babies through sex encounters is one weird fetish.  I wouldn't believe it except that they are Germans.

/what do you mean it is just bad grammar?
2013-09-27 09:28:32 AM
3 votes:
thumbs.newschoolers.com
NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.
2013-09-27 08:59:38 AM
3 votes:
FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.
2013-09-27 07:34:30 AM
3 votes:
Killed and ate them?
2013-09-27 10:43:33 AM
2 votes:
Glenn Danzig has really let himself go.
2013-09-27 10:11:20 AM
2 votes:
de-motivational-posters.com
2013-09-27 09:48:40 AM
2 votes:

i253.photobucket.com


She gets awful hungry for ten schlongs at eight (She's starving)
She loves getting gangplowed but she never comes late
She also never bothers to discriminate
That's why this cowfrau is a tramp

She's taken on barons, Hasselhoffs, and earls
Chubby chaser or bored tourist any bum with anal pearls
She's killed her babies to give Herr Hobos a whirl
That's why herr swampthing is a tramp!

She loves the the free, fresh sputz in her hair
Life without care
She huge and broke...could be a bloke!

She'll hate the years in the Stalag - but pass time mounting guard dogs...
That's why the sheglob
That's why madame whatchamacallit
That's why herr seacow
make a grown lion meeeow
sperm-drunker than Deano
Don't mean to be mean oh
but this Hessian amoral flubbo chick
I know it's not right but I want want the rights to the flick
that's why this insatiable narwhale... is a tramp!
2013-09-27 09:45:45 AM
2 votes:

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


You're retarded. Even by American standards.
2013-09-27 09:32:36 AM
2 votes:
web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
2013-09-27 09:31:51 AM
2 votes:

Opus Croakus: I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.


I read this as "bag full of chihuahuas" and was oddly ok with that for no reason at all.

need moar coffee.
2013-09-27 09:26:52 AM
2 votes:
cdn.synthtopia.com
2013-09-27 09:25:16 AM
2 votes:
I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.
2013-09-27 09:20:20 AM
2 votes:
fark it, let's bomb Germany again.
2013-09-27 07:39:40 AM
2 votes:
She's ugly by even British standards
2013-09-27 11:12:42 AM
1 votes:
What no adoption in Europe? Granted they were her kids so they were probably mini swamp donkeys like her. And who would adopt a baby if you didn't know what end to diaper?
2013-09-27 10:09:42 AM
1 votes:

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


It's called "Retroactive Abortion". My mom has been campaigning for it for years.
2013-09-27 10:00:36 AM
1 votes:
Baby....Ruth?
2013-09-27 09:55:42 AM
1 votes:

2KanZam: Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.


In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.


There is that.
2013-09-27 09:55:09 AM
1 votes:
Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
2013-09-27 09:48:46 AM
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.



In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.
2013-09-27 09:42:17 AM
1 votes:
I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"
2013-09-27 09:37:50 AM
1 votes:

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


So, Old Testament funny?
2013-09-27 09:36:24 AM
1 votes:

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.
2013-09-27 09:32:47 AM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


First person plural, apparently.
2013-09-27 09:31:57 AM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Would you rather she spoke in the second person, like Rickey Henderson used to in interviews?

"Steffie likes snagging fly balls!"
2013-09-27 09:30:00 AM
1 votes:
Can we call her "The Dingo?" Because she definitely ate the babies.
2013-09-27 09:28:55 AM
1 votes:
FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.
2013-09-27 09:24:34 AM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Muta feels the same way.
2013-09-27 09:23:20 AM
1 votes:
She lived on a remote farm...

So she's got large tracts of land?
2013-09-27 09:08:53 AM
1 votes:

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.
 
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