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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-09-27 07:30:06 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 07:34:30 AM  
Killed and ate them?
 
2013-09-27 07:39:40 AM  
She's ugly by even British standards
 
2013-09-27 08:50:04 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
[i249.photobucket.com image 536x480]


Good God, I hope you are saying they look alike, not that you sort of want.
 
2013-09-27 08:59:38 AM  
FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.
 
2013-09-27 09:08:53 AM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.
 
2013-09-27 09:20:20 AM  
fark it, let's bomb Germany again.
 
2013-09-27 09:20:29 AM  
This is proof God has a sense of humor.
 
2013-09-27 09:22:25 AM  
I'm on to your shenanigans, subster.
 
2013-09-27 09:22:46 AM  
that's a hard 24...

shudder...
 
2013-09-27 09:23:20 AM  
She lived on a remote farm...

So she's got large tracts of land?
 
2013-09-27 09:24:06 AM  

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


tfa, try reading it
 
2013-09-27 09:24:34 AM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Muta feels the same way.
 
2013-09-27 09:25:16 AM  
I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.
 
2013-09-27 09:26:17 AM  
At least she's hot, right?  *Clicks link*

Seinfeldleaving.gif
 
2013-09-27 09:26:21 AM  
img.fark.netioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-27 09:26:37 AM  
I thought Fat Bastard was a Scotsman.
 
2013-09-27 09:26:42 AM  
Gotta feel bad for the dad, that can't be a fun discovery.
 
2013-09-27 09:27:09 AM  
Much like nudists, swingers are never as hot as your mind makes them out to be.
 
2013-09-27 09:27:50 AM  

Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it


Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards. Nothing in the article contradicts that.
 
2013-09-27 09:28:32 AM  
thumbs.newschoolers.com
NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.
 
2013-09-27 09:28:55 AM  
FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.
 
2013-09-27 09:30:00 AM  
Can we call her "The Dingo?" Because she definitely ate the babies.
 
2013-09-27 09:30:49 AM  
So where'd she stuff Kaylee now?
 
2013-09-27 09:31:51 AM  

Opus Croakus: I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.


I read this as "bag full of chihuahuas" and was oddly ok with that for no reason at all.

need moar coffee.
 
2013-09-27 09:31:57 AM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Would you rather she spoke in the second person, like Rickey Henderson used to in interviews?

"Steffie likes snagging fly balls!"
 
2013-09-27 09:32:36 AM  
web.mit.edu

web.mit.edu
 
2013-09-27 09:32:40 AM  
and the father never noticed the babies weren't around right?  Riiiiight...
 
2013-09-27 09:32:47 AM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


First person plural, apparently.
 
2013-09-27 09:32:58 AM  
She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.
 
2013-09-27 09:32:58 AM  

Walker: [img.fark.net image 306x423][ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com image 540x729]


Wow, that's a remarkable resemblance.
 
2013-09-27 09:33:23 AM  
use of the word nymphomaniac... doesnt feel quite... right, somehow
 
2013-09-27 09:33:26 AM  
Police believe Koppers, who worked for a local tourism authority, became pregnant with the babies she killed through her sex encounters at the club in Kamp Lintfort.

Killing the babies through sex encounters is one weird fetish.  I wouldn't believe it except that they are Germans.

/what do you mean it is just bad grammar?
 
2013-09-27 09:33:53 AM  

jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.



And the punch line is two dead children?
 
2013-09-27 09:34:00 AM  
It can't be unseen...
 
2013-09-27 09:34:16 AM  
Hot huh?
*clicks link

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-09-27 09:34:57 AM  
DO NOT WANT
 
2013-09-27 09:35:05 AM  
I just imagine most German women look like Katja Kassin.
 
2013-09-27 09:36:24 AM  

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.
 
2013-09-27 09:37:37 AM  

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


she's ugly by any standard

/even paper bag standard?
//even by paper bag standard
 
2013-09-27 09:37:50 AM  

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


So, Old Testament funny?
 
2013-09-27 09:37:54 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fark it, let's bomb Germany again.


I know I haven't forgiven them for Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-09-27 09:38:10 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it

Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards the standard of Brit women. Nothing in the article contradicts that.


No standards in Britain.
 
2013-09-27 09:38:11 AM  
webron,

Yes, of course that is what I was talking about b/c nothing is edgier than seeing the humor in two dead children.  OR, maybe it is the farking obvious-the hideous buffarilla who is also a nympho... maybe?
 
gja
2013-09-27 09:38:52 AM  

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24...

shudder...


TWENTY four?

Brother, that's a nasty FORTY four!
 
2013-09-27 09:41:20 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Hot huh?
*clicks link

[s23.postimg.org image 103x91]


I laughed WAY to hard that.
 
2013-09-27 09:41:44 AM  

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


Welcome to FARK
 
2013-09-27 09:41:48 AM  
Insufficiently desperate.
 
2013-09-27 09:42:17 AM  
I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"
 
2013-09-27 09:44:35 AM  

russlar: I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"


Eh, there are actually hot German women, though. Nastasja Kinski, Heidi Klum, Eva Braun, Sabine Kollwitz, etc...
 
2013-09-27 09:44:48 AM  

russlar: I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"


Have you seen Oktoberfest girls?
 
2013-09-27 09:45:45 AM  

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


You're retarded. Even by American standards.
 
2013-09-27 09:45:59 AM  

Daffydil: and the father never noticed the babies weren't around right?  Riiiiight...


Didn't know she was preggers.
 
2013-09-27 09:46:19 AM  
I can not imagine shagging that whale.
 
2013-09-27 09:46:43 AM  

alwaysjaded: alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.


I hate it when people catch their own mistakes.  I was going to totally jump on that and then you would try to defend it.  Then I would make a devastatingly witty quip that both proved my correctness and humiliated you.  Then everyone on Fark would start piling on.  You would then desperately defend a position that you knew was wrong while I lob incendiary bombs of proper grammar and transcendent mirth on your bent head until the denizens of the forums hoisted me onto their shoulders and blew trumpets while they parade me back and forth between the politics and entertainment tabs.  Now that won't happen.  Thanks a lot.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:37 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it

Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards. Nothing in the article contradicts that.


Yeah, but someone slighted a woman, so the outrage must flow.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:37 AM  
Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:40 AM  

i253.photobucket.com


She gets awful hungry for ten schlongs at eight (She's starving)
She loves getting gangplowed but she never comes late
She also never bothers to discriminate
That's why this cowfrau is a tramp

She's taken on barons, Hasselhoffs, and earls
Chubby chaser or bored tourist any bum with anal pearls
She's killed her babies to give Herr Hobos a whirl
That's why herr swampthing is a tramp!

She loves the the free, fresh sputz in her hair
Life without care
She huge and broke...could be a bloke!

She'll hate the years in the Stalag - but pass time mounting guard dogs...
That's why the sheglob
That's why madame whatchamacallit
That's why herr seacow
make a grown lion meeeow
sperm-drunker than Deano
Don't mean to be mean oh
but this Hessian amoral flubbo chick
I know it's not right but I want want the rights to the flick
that's why this insatiable narwhale... is a tramp!
 
2013-09-27 09:48:46 AM  

Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.



In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.
 
2013-09-27 09:50:41 AM  
tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-09-27 09:51:28 AM  

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


You can kill the babies as long as they're still inside. Once they're outside they're people. Inside they're body parts.
 
2013-09-27 09:52:21 AM  
img.fark.neti1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-09-27 09:53:39 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Much like nudists, swingers are never as hot as your mind makes them out to be.


that's cause they are some of the same people as well
 
2013-09-27 09:54:33 AM  
But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?
and maybe abortions as well?
Waiting to kill the babies at birth, she wasn't worried about the strain on her vajayjay?
 
2013-09-27 09:55:09 AM  
Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
 
2013-09-27 09:55:40 AM  

Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.


But, but  the patriarchy
 
2013-09-27 09:55:42 AM  

2KanZam: Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.


In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.


There is that.
 
2013-09-27 09:55:48 AM  

E5bie: But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?
and maybe abortions as well?
Waiting to kill the babies at birth, she wasn't worried about the strain on her vajayjay?


im thinking mental health issues

anyway it's the daily fail, it's probably 100% lies. does the sex club even exist?
 
2013-09-27 09:58:25 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

You can kill the babies as long as they're still inside. Once they're outside they're people. Inside they're body parts.


INCONGRUITY
 
2013-09-27 09:58:52 AM  

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
 
2013-09-27 09:59:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 09:59:49 AM  
We should allow abortions until the 51st trimester, I agree.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:08 AM  
cdn.buzznet.com
I got somethin' to say, I killed your baby today.
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:20 AM  

hasty ambush: Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.

But, but  the patriarchy


What? Not my M-O, believe that. Just struck me as funny.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:36 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?


Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:36 AM  
Baby....Ruth?
 
2013-09-27 10:01:25 AM  
Couldn't she just have gotten a baby sitter or put them up for adoption...?

Of course, given the source, did any of this ever even happen?
 
2013-09-27 10:08:28 AM  

Pocket_Fisherman: DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?

Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.


it's all lies, they're not even square!
 
2013-09-27 10:09:22 AM  
That's a bad night in Duseldorf no matter how you cut it, or how many times...or how loud you scream for help.
 
2013-09-27 10:09:42 AM  

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


It's called "Retroactive Abortion". My mom has been campaigning for it for years.
 
2013-09-27 10:10:51 AM  

Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.


At the point they come out, somebody else can take over. Before that, not possible.
Odd that she confessed. If she claimed that they were stillborn, it would have been hard to prove otherwise.
 
2013-09-27 10:11:20 AM  
de-motivational-posters.com
 
2013-09-27 10:12:26 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.


nice of the guy to give your a warning to flee

/I think he is speaking out of experience
//or rather hindsight
 
2013-09-27 10:18:51 AM  

Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.

Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .
 
2013-09-27 10:20:06 AM  
She makes all swingers look bad.
 
2013-09-27 10:21:38 AM  

hasty ambush: Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .


It's been a while since I've read the book, but I'm pretty sure Patrick Bateman said the same thing about 7 year olds, after he killed on in the park.
 
2013-09-27 10:26:13 AM  

Pocket_Fisherman: DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.


I've only known one person who was into BDSM and that club scene, and she was not anyone you'd want to see naked either. Her face wasn't bad, but like this lady, she cut all her hair off, was overweight, and had a flabby, totally out-of-shape body. She was in her mid-40's, never wore a bra, and flopped around in all kinds of revealing clothing.

I don't know, I just expected something different from a person who was obsessed with sex. And yet, she never had any problem finding guys to "play" with her.

/There's a lot of screwed-up people out there.
 
2013-09-27 10:28:02 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: russlar: I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"

Eh, there are actually hot German women, though. Nastasja Kinski, Heidi Klum, Eva Braun, Sabine Kollwitz, etc...


"And where shall our honeymoon be?"

"In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire."
 
2013-09-27 10:28:08 AM  

elsuavio: hasty ambush: Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .

It's been a while since I've read the book, but I'm pretty sure Patrick Bateman said the same thing about 7 year olds, after he killed on in the park.


Singer has even made a statement to the effect that their is no real difference in killing snail and a 1 day old infant on the basis that they both have about he same level of self awareness and expectation of life.

Of course now we have selective abortions in some places, based on things like gender, which must really rankle the pro-abortion feminists since it is mostly female fetuses that are being aborted in favor of a male.
 
2013-09-27 10:30:55 AM  
If you ever wondered why the Daily Mail is the second-most popular website in the U.S., wonder no more.
 
2013-09-27 10:36:30 AM  
Would you all please stop posting her picture here?!

My throat hurts from shrieking AAAAGGGHHH every fifth comment.

/inb4 "that's not why it hurts" and variants thereof
 
2013-09-27 10:39:22 AM  
img.photobucket.com


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 10:39:33 AM  

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24...

shudder...


Hard? She makes my penis softer than jello sitting outside in 100 degree weather.
 
2013-09-27 10:43:19 AM  
If only somebody would discover a low cost way to prevent pregnancy. If it was a once a day pill that would be perfect. To bad it don't exist.
 
2013-09-27 10:43:33 AM  
Glenn Danzig has really let himself go.
 
2013-09-27 10:44:26 AM  

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 640x426]


[img.photobucket.com image 467x700]


Thanks, I feel better now.
 
2013-09-27 10:46:35 AM  
Well that's enough Internet for me for the day.
 
2013-09-27 10:47:47 AM  

r1niceboy: webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?

That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.


I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.
 
2013-09-27 10:55:56 AM  
Still warmer then kwame's girlfriend.
 
2013-09-27 10:56:49 AM  
GB-Schlampe has really let herself go.

/I heard about her from a friend
//Unwilling to do the googles to confirm but that might actually be her
 
2013-09-27 11:01:47 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If only somebody would discover a low cost way to prevent pregnancy. If it was a once a day pill that would be perfect. To bad it don't exist.


Or maybe some sheath that a guy could put over his schlong.
 
2013-09-27 11:03:55 AM  
Bastard.
 
2013-09-27 11:06:57 AM  
Swingers clubs are for people who can't normally attract strange in their everyday lives.

This should be obvious.
 
2013-09-27 11:10:21 AM  
Eek
How about NO!
Hell NO
 
2013-09-27 11:12:34 AM  

i586.photobucket.com

 
2013-09-27 11:12:42 AM  
What no adoption in Europe? Granted they were her kids so they were probably mini swamp donkeys like her. And who would adopt a baby if you didn't know what end to diaper?
 
2013-09-27 11:15:22 AM  
Never click on the German tab.
 
2013-09-27 11:23:02 AM  

groppet: What no adoption in Europe? Granted they were her kids so they were probably mini swamp donkeys like her. And who would adopt a baby if you didn't know what end to diaper?


It's actually even easier in Germany.  You leave your kid in a drop box, like a Goodwill donation or a Blockbuster dvd.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-27 11:37:14 AM  
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby and though I came from a hole I'm singing from the soul...a prom night dumpster baby."
 
2013-09-27 11:42:11 AM  
Needs more "nope" memes.
 
2013-09-27 11:46:13 AM  
Well, at least the fathers are off the hook now.
 
2013-09-27 11:48:47 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 11:53:01 AM  
Never has it been more called for

i275.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 12:08:38 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 12:33:50 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Hot huh?
*clicks link


I knew I had you favorited for a reason!
 
2013-09-27 01:19:45 PM  

Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.


I'm not sure if that was a complaint or an attempt to figure out what 'relevant facts' mean by someone who didn't finish high school journalism.
 
2013-09-27 01:30:11 PM  
How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?
 
2013-09-27 01:51:27 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [thumbs.newschoolers.com image 320x240]
NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.


This should have been a scene in "My Cousin Vinnie".  Instant classic.
 
2013-09-27 01:53:47 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?


I'm a bit rusty since 9th grade, but I believe Der Grossenfatbiatch works okay.
 
2013-09-27 02:08:46 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
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Not just no, but oh hell...
 
2013-09-27 02:10:08 PM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Think of her talking like Gollum: "We wants it, we needs it, my precious!"
 
2013-09-27 02:12:10 PM  

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24... shudder...


I'd say it's an extremely squishy and sweaty 24, but then we'd be splitting hairs.

/It's still gross.
 
2013-09-27 02:15:21 PM  

antisocialworker: Can we call her "The Dingo?" Because she definitely ate the babies.


That's the funniest way to refer to a mouth hugger that I've heard or read all day!
 
2013-09-27 02:50:37 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?


Interestingly enough, tot, in German means dead.
 
2013-09-27 05:14:17 PM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-27 05:20:16 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?


Die kinderhassen mutter
 
2013-09-27 08:51:20 PM  
Supposing the babies were girls, and they were destined to grow up to look like exactly their mother. Considering those circumstance are we okay with killing them at birth?
 
2013-09-27 10:22:56 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-27 11:15:57 PM  
I assume that the newborns didn't know the safe word.
 
2013-09-27 11:21:13 PM  

E5bie: But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?


Only for minors.

and maybe abortions as well?

No, it doesn't.
 
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