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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 131
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2013-09-27 09:44:48 AM

russlar: I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"


Have you seen Oktoberfest girls?
 
2013-09-27 09:45:45 AM

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


You're retarded. Even by American standards.
 
2013-09-27 09:45:59 AM

Daffydil: and the father never noticed the babies weren't around right?  Riiiiight...


Didn't know she was preggers.
 
2013-09-27 09:46:19 AM
I can not imagine shagging that whale.
 
2013-09-27 09:46:43 AM

alwaysjaded: alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.


I hate it when people catch their own mistakes.  I was going to totally jump on that and then you would try to defend it.  Then I would make a devastatingly witty quip that both proved my correctness and humiliated you.  Then everyone on Fark would start piling on.  You would then desperately defend a position that you knew was wrong while I lob incendiary bombs of proper grammar and transcendent mirth on your bent head until the denizens of the forums hoisted me onto their shoulders and blew trumpets while they parade me back and forth between the politics and entertainment tabs.  Now that won't happen.  Thanks a lot.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:37 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it

Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards. Nothing in the article contradicts that.


Yeah, but someone slighted a woman, so the outrage must flow.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:37 AM
Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.
 
2013-09-27 09:48:40 AM

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She gets awful hungry for ten schlongs at eight (She's starving)
She loves getting gangplowed but she never comes late
She also never bothers to discriminate
That's why this cowfrau is a tramp

She's taken on barons, Hasselhoffs, and earls
Chubby chaser or bored tourist any bum with anal pearls
She's killed her babies to give Herr Hobos a whirl
That's why herr swampthing is a tramp!

She loves the the free, fresh sputz in her hair
Life without care
She huge and broke...could be a bloke!

She'll hate the years in the Stalag - but pass time mounting guard dogs...
That's why the sheglob
That's why madame whatchamacallit
That's why herr seacow
make a grown lion meeeow
sperm-drunker than Deano
Don't mean to be mean oh
but this Hessian amoral flubbo chick
I know it's not right but I want want the rights to the flick
that's why this insatiable narwhale... is a tramp!
 
2013-09-27 09:48:46 AM

Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.



In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.
 
2013-09-27 09:50:41 AM
tnation.t-nation.com
 
2013-09-27 09:51:28 AM

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


You can kill the babies as long as they're still inside. Once they're outside they're people. Inside they're body parts.
 
2013-09-27 09:52:21 AM
img.fark.neti1.mirror.co.uk
 
2013-09-27 09:53:39 AM

ReapTheChaos: Much like nudists, swingers are never as hot as your mind makes them out to be.


that's cause they are some of the same people as well
 
2013-09-27 09:54:33 AM
But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?
and maybe abortions as well?
Waiting to kill the babies at birth, she wasn't worried about the strain on her vajayjay?
 
2013-09-27 09:55:09 AM
Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
 
2013-09-27 09:55:40 AM

Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.


But, but  the patriarchy
 
2013-09-27 09:55:42 AM

2KanZam: Literally Addicted: She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.


In defense of the guys, they were probably not worried about getting the dude they thought they were having sex with pregnant.


There is that.
 
2013-09-27 09:55:48 AM

E5bie: But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?
and maybe abortions as well?
Waiting to kill the babies at birth, she wasn't worried about the strain on her vajayjay?


im thinking mental health issues

anyway it's the daily fail, it's probably 100% lies. does the sex club even exist?
 
2013-09-27 09:58:25 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

You can kill the babies as long as they're still inside. Once they're outside they're people. Inside they're body parts.


INCONGRUITY
 
2013-09-27 09:58:52 AM

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
 
2013-09-27 09:59:24 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 09:59:49 AM
We should allow abortions until the 51st trimester, I agree.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:08 AM
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I got somethin' to say, I killed your baby today.
Doesn't matter much to me, as long as it's dead.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:20 AM

hasty ambush: Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.

But, but  the patriarchy


What? Not my M-O, believe that. Just struck me as funny.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:36 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?


Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.
 
2013-09-27 10:00:36 AM
Baby....Ruth?
 
2013-09-27 10:01:25 AM
Couldn't she just have gotten a baby sitter or put them up for adoption...?

Of course, given the source, did any of this ever even happen?
 
2013-09-27 10:08:28 AM

Pocket_Fisherman: DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?

Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.


it's all lies, they're not even square!
 
2013-09-27 10:09:22 AM
That's a bad night in Duseldorf no matter how you cut it, or how many times...or how loud you scream for help.
 
2013-09-27 10:09:42 AM

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.


It's called "Retroactive Abortion". My mom has been campaigning for it for years.
 
2013-09-27 10:10:51 AM

Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.


At the point they come out, somebody else can take over. Before that, not possible.
Odd that she confessed. If she claimed that they were stillborn, it would have been hard to prove otherwise.
 
2013-09-27 10:11:20 AM
de-motivational-posters.com
 
2013-09-27 10:12:26 AM

Harry Freakstorm: NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.


nice of the guy to give your a warning to flee

/I think he is speaking out of experience
//or rather hindsight
 
2013-09-27 10:18:51 AM

Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.

Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .
 
2013-09-27 10:20:06 AM
She makes all swingers look bad.
 
2013-09-27 10:21:38 AM

hasty ambush: Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .


It's been a while since I've read the book, but I'm pretty sure Patrick Bateman said the same thing about 7 year olds, after he killed on in the park.
 
2013-09-27 10:26:13 AM

Pocket_Fisherman: DjangoStonereaver: Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
Those are the only ones you see on TV usually.  Trust me, the hot ones out are there, a wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.


I've only known one person who was into BDSM and that club scene, and she was not anyone you'd want to see naked either. Her face wasn't bad, but like this lady, she cut all her hair off, was overweight, and had a flabby, totally out-of-shape body. She was in her mid-40's, never wore a bra, and flopped around in all kinds of revealing clothing.

I don't know, I just expected something different from a person who was obsessed with sex. And yet, she never had any problem finding guys to "play" with her.

/There's a lot of screwed-up people out there.
 
2013-09-27 10:28:02 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: russlar: I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"

Eh, there are actually hot German women, though. Nastasja Kinski, Heidi Klum, Eva Braun, Sabine Kollwitz, etc...


"And where shall our honeymoon be?"

"In a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire."
 
2013-09-27 10:28:08 AM

elsuavio: hasty ambush: Fafai: Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
Some people, Like "Prof." Peter SInger, believe you can extend that out to post birth abortions:

Singer takes the view that "newborn-infants, especially if unwanted, are not yet full members of the moral community", and proposes a 28-day period in which the infant might be killed before being granted full human rights-Singer, P., Rethinking Life and Death: The Collapse of Our Traditional Ethics, pp. 130, 217.

"killing a disabled infant is not morally equivalent to killing a person. Very often it is not wrong at all." P. Singer, Taking life: Humans, .

It's been a while since I've read the book, but I'm pretty sure Patrick Bateman said the same thing about 7 year olds, after he killed on in the park.


Singer has even made a statement to the effect that their is no real difference in killing snail and a 1 day old infant on the basis that they both have about he same level of self awareness and expectation of life.

Of course now we have selective abortions in some places, based on things like gender, which must really rankle the pro-abortion feminists since it is mostly female fetuses that are being aborted in favor of a male.
 
2013-09-27 10:30:55 AM
If you ever wondered why the Daily Mail is the second-most popular website in the U.S., wonder no more.
 
2013-09-27 10:36:30 AM
Would you all please stop posting her picture here?!

My throat hurts from shrieking AAAAGGGHHH every fifth comment.

/inb4 "that's not why it hurts" and variants thereof
 
2013-09-27 10:39:22 AM
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2013-09-27 10:39:33 AM

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24...

shudder...


Hard? She makes my penis softer than jello sitting outside in 100 degree weather.
 
2013-09-27 10:43:19 AM
If only somebody would discover a low cost way to prevent pregnancy. If it was a once a day pill that would be perfect. To bad it don't exist.
 
2013-09-27 10:43:33 AM
Glenn Danzig has really let himself go.
 
2013-09-27 10:44:26 AM

Mock26: [img.photobucket.com image 640x426]


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Thanks, I feel better now.
 
2013-09-27 10:46:35 AM
Well that's enough Internet for me for the day.
 
2013-09-27 10:47:47 AM

r1niceboy: webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?

That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.


I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.
 
2013-09-27 10:55:09 AM
Hi. Transpose her face onto a guy...there would be no comments about being unattractive.

I'm glad she killed and ate her babies (didn't read the article and only half kidding).
 
2013-09-27 10:55:56 AM
Still warmer then kwame's girlfriend.
 
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