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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 132
    More: Obvious, Steffie Koppers, baby, Duesseldorf  
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2013-09-27 07:30:06 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
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2013-09-27 07:34:30 AM
Killed and ate them?
 
2013-09-27 07:39:40 AM
She's ugly by even British standards
 
2013-09-27 08:50:04 AM

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Good God, I hope you are saying they look alike, not that you sort of want.
 
2013-09-27 08:59:38 AM
FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.
 
2013-09-27 09:08:53 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.
 
2013-09-27 09:20:20 AM
fark it, let's bomb Germany again.
 
2013-09-27 09:20:29 AM
This is proof God has a sense of humor.
 
2013-09-27 09:22:25 AM
I'm on to your shenanigans, subster.
 
2013-09-27 09:22:46 AM
that's a hard 24...

shudder...
 
2013-09-27 09:23:20 AM
She lived on a remote farm...

So she's got large tracts of land?
 
2013-09-27 09:24:06 AM

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


tfa, try reading it
 
2013-09-27 09:24:34 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Muta feels the same way.
 
2013-09-27 09:25:16 AM
I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.
 
2013-09-27 09:26:17 AM
At least she's hot, right?  *Clicks link*

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2013-09-27 09:26:21 AM
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2013-09-27 09:26:37 AM
I thought Fat Bastard was a Scotsman.
 
2013-09-27 09:26:42 AM
Gotta feel bad for the dad, that can't be a fun discovery.
 
2013-09-27 09:26:52 AM
cdn.synthtopia.com
 
2013-09-27 09:27:09 AM
Much like nudists, swingers are never as hot as your mind makes them out to be.
 
2013-09-27 09:27:50 AM

Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it


Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards. Nothing in the article contradicts that.
 
2013-09-27 09:28:32 AM
thumbs.newschoolers.com
NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.
 
2013-09-27 09:28:55 AM
FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.
 
2013-09-27 09:30:00 AM
Can we call her "The Dingo?" Because she definitely ate the babies.
 
2013-09-27 09:30:49 AM
So where'd she stuff Kaylee now?
 
2013-09-27 09:31:51 AM

Opus Croakus: I'd hit it.

with a bag full of chainsaws.


I read this as "bag full of chihuahuas" and was oddly ok with that for no reason at all.

need moar coffee.
 
2013-09-27 09:31:57 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


Would you rather she spoke in the second person, like Rickey Henderson used to in interviews?

"Steffie likes snagging fly balls!"
 
2013-09-27 09:32:36 AM
web.mit.edu

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2013-09-27 09:32:40 AM
and the father never noticed the babies weren't around right?  Riiiiight...
 
2013-09-27 09:32:47 AM

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.


First person plural, apparently.
 
2013-09-27 09:32:58 AM
She's 24?

Ew.

And double ew on the unprotected sex.
 
2013-09-27 09:32:58 AM

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Wow, that's a remarkable resemblance.
 
2013-09-27 09:33:23 AM
use of the word nymphomaniac... doesnt feel quite... right, somehow
 
2013-09-27 09:33:26 AM
Police believe Koppers, who worked for a local tourism authority, became pregnant with the babies she killed through her sex encounters at the club in Kamp Lintfort.

Killing the babies through sex encounters is one weird fetish.  I wouldn't believe it except that they are Germans.

/what do you mean it is just bad grammar?
 
2013-09-27 09:33:53 AM

jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.



And the punch line is two dead children?
 
2013-09-27 09:34:00 AM
It can't be unseen...
 
2013-09-27 09:34:16 AM
Hot huh?
*clicks link

s23.postimg.org
 
2013-09-27 09:34:57 AM
DO NOT WANT
 
2013-09-27 09:35:05 AM
I just imagine most German women look like Katja Kassin.
 
2013-09-27 09:36:24 AM

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.
 
2013-09-27 09:37:37 AM

cman: She's ugly by even British standards


she's ugly by any standard

/even paper bag standard?
//even by paper bag standard
 
2013-09-27 09:37:50 AM

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


So, Old Testament funny?
 
2013-09-27 09:37:54 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: fark it, let's bomb Germany again.


I know I haven't forgiven them for Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-09-27 09:38:10 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it

Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards the standard of Brit women. Nothing in the article contradicts that.


No standards in Britain.
 
2013-09-27 09:38:11 AM
webron,

Yes, of course that is what I was talking about b/c nothing is edgier than seeing the humor in two dead children.  OR, maybe it is the farking obvious-the hideous buffarilla who is also a nympho... maybe?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-27 09:38:52 AM

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24...

shudder...


TWENTY four?

Brother, that's a nasty FORTY four!
 
2013-09-27 09:41:20 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Hot huh?
*clicks link

[s23.postimg.org image 103x91]


I laughed WAY to hard that.
 
2013-09-27 09:41:44 AM

webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.


And the punch line is two dead children?


Welcome to FARK
 
2013-09-27 09:41:48 AM
Insufficiently desperate.
 
2013-09-27 09:42:17 AM
I think we need to make "German hot" a thing, like "British hot"
 
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