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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to have a stripper/prostitute deliver services to you in your car and you pull to the side of the road, just remember that police may respond to flashing brake lights at night   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Kristina Averbach, Okeechobee Road, prostitution, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, headlight flashing  
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2013-09-27 10:03:08 AM  
2 votes:

Those kids are really taking a toll on Angelina.
2013-09-27 11:52:23 AM  
1 vote:

argylez: She had some really bad plastic surgery.

Or all those duck face selfies over-developed certain muscles in around her mouth. I'm guessing she could retrieve a tennis ball from a hose without difficulty.
2013-09-27 10:18:41 AM  
1 vote:

OKObserver: She was wearing brake lights?

No, she was flashing her brake lights, probably trying to get out of being arrested.  If you know what I mean.  And I think that you do.
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