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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to have a stripper/prostitute deliver services to you in your car and you pull to the side of the road, just remember that police may respond to flashing brake lights at night   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, Kristina Averbach, Okeechobee Road, prostitution, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, headlight flashing  
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2013-09-27 10:03:08 AM
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Those kids are really taking a toll on Angelina.
 
2013-09-27 10:13:49 AM
She was wearing brake lights?
 
2013-09-27 10:17:59 AM
So the cop busted the stripper but let the dude walk?

/thought soliciting prostitution was still a crime.
 
2013-09-27 10:18:41 AM

OKObserver: She was wearing brake lights?


No, she was flashing her brake lights, probably trying to get out of being arrested.  If you know what I mean.  And I think that you do.
 
2013-09-27 10:20:47 AM
Ugh. Back when my Dad used to go to strip clubs, my new wife would ask me to fo with him, and I didn't want to. I can see the reason why, in the light. As joe Bob Briggs said "Every 16 minutes, they'd hose the roaches off them." Indeed.
 
2013-09-27 10:48:23 AM
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2013-09-27 11:02:46 AM

beerrun: So the cop busted the stripper but let the dude walk?

/thought soliciting prostitution was still a crime.


FTA: The flashing brake lights of a Mercedes parked on the 4000 block of Okeechobee Road in West Palm Beach caught the eye of a deputy on patrol on Wednesday at about 8 p.m.

It's only a crime if you're poor.
 
2013-09-27 11:14:30 AM

beerrun: So the cop busted the stripper but let the dude walk?

/thought soliciting prostitution was still a crime.


Yeah, kind of strange that they'd publish the mugshot of the stripper/prostitute and not the dude.
 
2013-09-27 11:24:29 AM
She is not that bad looking for 38 and her life style choice.
 
2013-09-27 11:27:51 AM

Profedius: She is not that bad looking for 38 and her life style choice.


But those lips are just... weird.
 
2013-09-27 11:29:01 AM
Having been to that particular club, I'm going to guess that there was some other consideration than a mere $50 on the deal.
 
2013-09-27 11:29:41 AM

biyaaatci: OKObserver: She was wearing brake lights?

No, she was flashing her brake lights, probably trying to get out of being arrested.  If you know what I mean.  And I think that you do.


Wrong alt there, friendo

/I keed, I keed.
 
2013-09-27 11:41:50 AM
She had some really bad plastic surgery
 
2013-09-27 11:44:38 AM
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relevant?
 
2013-09-27 11:48:12 AM
I blame the tail light manufacturer and the car salesman who sold the car.

It's the American Way
 
2013-09-27 11:52:23 AM

argylez: She had some really bad plastic surgery.


Or all those duck face selfies over-developed certain muscles in around her mouth. I'm guessing she could retrieve a tennis ball from a hose without difficulty.
 
2013-09-27 11:53:44 AM
After being ordered out of the car, the john said he met Averbach at the West Palm Beach gentlemen's club, Spearmint Rhino. He added that he agreed to pay Averbach $50 for "play," slang for oral sex, according to the report.

Goddamnit, DONT TALK TO THE COPS. Especially if you're breaking the law.

/That's why I can't watch Cops (the TV show).
 
2013-09-27 11:54:26 AM
The assailant deserves to be named and shamed just like his victim. Where is his mugshot?
 
2013-09-27 12:07:49 PM

mark625: The assailant deserves to be named and shamed just like his victim. Where is his mugshot?


Excellent question.

Even better, the cop should try to prevent some crime that has a victim.
 
2013-09-27 12:30:06 PM
This is a perfect example of never talk to the police. Consensual sex is legal keep your mouth shut and nobody gets arrested.
 
2013-09-27 05:49:38 PM

Cybernetic: Profedius: She is not that bad looking for 38 and her life style choice.

But those lips are just... weird.




That is just the pouting face she is making in the mug shot. Comb her hair, fix her makeup, and a smile on her face she would be nice looking. She has a pretty eye color.
 
2013-09-28 03:44:51 AM
Who cares about brake lights?


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