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2013-09-27 09:27:19 AM  
While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.
 
2013-09-27 09:37:23 AM  
Gross, she eats junk food. Would not hit.

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2013-09-27 09:39:10 AM  
meh, sorry subby, still don't really care for her.
 
2013-09-27 09:45:31 AM  

speeedracer: meh, sorry subby, still don't really care for her.


Well he didn;t say she could ACT.
 
2013-09-27 09:55:51 AM  
That was some funny stuff. And the eating off the room service cart, thank god. Though having never actually done it, I have to admit the thought crossing my mind.
 
2013-09-27 09:58:56 AM  
I have some left over pizza in the fridge, do you think I might have a chance with her if I send her some? UPS or Fedex?
 
2013-09-27 10:19:52 AM  

chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.


This.

She was completely unpretentious.  (Is that the word I'm looking for?)  Not afraid to be completely herself.
 
2013-09-27 10:22:57 AM  
You know what Jessica Biel doesn't eat? Junk food on a regular basis.

What's next? She loves comic books, video games and sci-fi? Was she a tomboy as a kid? She has bisexual tendencies?

She's smoking hot and a so-so actress.
 
2013-09-27 10:33:48 AM  

chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.


That's Sarah Millican. Awesome stand-up comedian. Love her accent!
 
2013-09-27 10:37:58 AM  
Why all the Jessica Biel hate this morning?
 
2013-09-27 10:39:18 AM  

AiryAnne: You know what Jessica Biel doesn't eat? Junk food on a regular basis.

What's next? She loves comic books, video games and sci-fi? Was she a tomboy as a kid? She has bisexual tendencies?

She's smoking hot and a so-so actress.


Your know, you can buy decafe now....
 
2013-09-27 10:52:59 AM  

AiryAnne: You know what Jessica Biel doesn't eat? Junk food on a regular basis.

What's next? She loves comic books, video games and sci-fi? Was she a tomboy as a kid? She has bisexual tendencies?

She's smoking hot and a so-so actress.




Jessica and a "friend" at an NFL game
Timberlake is in front of them apparently unaware
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2013-09-27 10:55:47 AM  

Waldo Pepper: Why all the Jessica Biel hate this morning?


WHY WONT SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!
 
2013-09-27 11:05:15 AM  

NuttierThanEver: AiryAnne: You know what Jessica Biel doesn't eat? Junk food on a regular basis.

What's next? She loves comic books, video games and sci-fi? Was she a tomboy as a kid? She has bisexual tendencies?

She's smoking hot and a so-so actress.

Jessica and a "friend" at an NFL game
Timberlake is in front of them apparently unaware
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If you think he is unaware, you so silly.

Justin Timberlake is a god.

A. GOD.
 
2013-09-27 11:41:46 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Waldo Pepper: Why all the Jessica Biel hate this morning?

WHY WONT SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!


you assume way too much from my post.  I always thought Biel was a fark favorite and was surprised by the negative posts.

oops maybe I mistook your post for fark silliness, was that a cry out from you to Ms Biel?
 
2013-09-27 11:43:02 AM  
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"I eat junk food, too. Where's my love, guys?"
 
2013-09-27 12:22:52 PM  
 
2013-09-27 12:46:29 PM  
Excuse me, I'll be in my bakery.
 
2013-09-27 01:04:29 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Jim from Saint Paul: Waldo Pepper: Why all the Jessica Biel hate this morning?

WHY WONT SHE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!

you assume way too much from my post.  I always thought Biel was a fark favorite and was surprised by the negative posts.

oops maybe I mistook your post for fark silliness, was that a cry out from you to Ms Biel?


yes NO.
 
2013-09-27 01:14:23 PM  

joeshill: chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.

This.

She was completely unpretentious.  (Is that the word I'm looking for?)  Not afraid to be completely herself.


unassuming?  not self-conscious?
 
2013-09-27 01:32:48 PM  
 
2013-09-27 02:14:40 PM  

chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.


The blond aka Sarah Millican has some real good stand-up however when she makes appearances on chat/panel shows she references her material too much instead of coming up with new stuff on the spot.  The "car park barrier" bit was from a stand-up special.  It's fine in this context on Graham Norton, but there has been many a time that it seemed forced when she goes on 8 out of 10 cats or Would I lie to you.  She also has her own chat show, and the format of that show can kind of make you sick of her.
 
2013-09-27 02:28:08 PM  

NNTPnegro: chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.

The blond aka Sarah Millican has some real good stand-up however when she makes appearances on chat/panel shows she references her material too much instead of coming up with new stuff on the spot.  The "car park barrier" bit was from a stand-up special.  It's fine in this context on Graham Norton, but there has been many a time that it seemed forced when she goes on 8 out of 10 cats or Would I lie to you.  She also has her own chat show, and the format of that show can kind of make you sick of her.


So you're saying she's got sharp knees.
 
2013-09-27 02:47:45 PM  

speeedracer: meh, sorry subby, still don't really care for her.


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2013-09-27 04:43:02 PM  

Savage Bacon: chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.

That's Sarah Millican. Awesome stand-up comedian. Love her accent!


Very charming woman with that accent and British (I'm not sure how else to put it) sense of humor. I did like Biel's anecdote regarding the doughnuts and pizza. That's awesome. Once in a while, I have similar thoughts/cravings.
 
2013-09-27 06:43:11 PM  

Waldo Pepper: I always thought Biel was a fark favorite and was surprised by the negative posts.


Fark is weird that way. They celebrate an actor/band/movie for awhile, and then they suddenly turn on the hate
 
2013-09-27 07:09:39 PM  

AbiNormal: Mentat: Obligatory


No. This is obligatory.


I see you and raise this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvMk-Zsyt80
 
2013-09-27 07:29:36 PM  
dude beside her sat like he was trying to hide a raging hardon while she was talking about eating donuts and pizza
 
2013-09-27 07:30:10 PM  

CheapEngineer: speeedracer: meh, sorry subby, still don't really care for her.

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Why does somebody always have to drag Dwight Schrute into these discussions?
 
2013-09-27 08:07:04 PM  
Who the hell is Jessica Biel ?
Yes, I know I could Google it.

Don't know.
Don't care.
Don't care to know.
 
2013-09-27 08:50:13 PM  

joeshill: chrisco123: While Biel is a knockout, it was the blonde at whom I was laughing.  Something weirdly attractive about an awesome sense of humour.

This.

She was completely unpretentious.  (Is that the word I'm looking for?)  Not afraid to be completely herself.




Seems rehearsed.
 
2013-09-27 11:20:29 PM  

blender61: Who the hell is Jessica Biel ?
Yes, I know I could Google it.

Don't know.
Don't care.
Don't care to know.


But you care enough to show your ignorance.
 
2013-09-28 07:46:55 AM  
That is literally the 'funniest' sarah millican has ever been. Unfunny and crap fake accent and on tv waay too much for the sever lack of material she has. (Not a fan, as may slip through slightly)
 
2013-09-28 02:55:50 PM  
She is a staggeringly good-lookin' woman.
 
2013-09-28 02:56:51 PM  

Mentat: Obligatory


Jesus Christ. Had never seen that before. I've now seen it over a dozen times.
 
2013-09-28 05:20:36 PM  

AbiNormal: Mentat: Obligatory


No. This is obligatory.


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