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(TMZ)   Kanye West goes on Twitter rant because Jimmy Kimmel mocked him, then goes back to putting fish sticks in his mouth   (tmz.com) divider line 111
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2013-09-27 08:37:27 AM  
Kanye's way too cool to "get it" you p****.
 
2013-09-27 09:35:39 AM  
I can count on 5 fingers all the people in this world i strongly dislike. Kanye is one of them.
 
2013-09-27 09:44:10 AM  
I like when celebrities make things worse for themselves. This should make for some good material for Jimmy... you no good pussies.
 
2013-09-27 09:58:17 AM  
God, Kanye really is such a gay fish.
 
2013-09-27 10:01:51 AM  
A man's worth can be measure in pussy, no doubt, but a truest test of character is the ability to turn off Caps Lock.
 
2013-09-27 10:03:48 AM  
The who the what now? Is this the guy who gave drugs to Whitney, or who's schtupping one of those big-arsed Armenian hookers? Or is it the hologram?
 
2013-09-27 10:04:05 AM  
I love Kanye.

Every day he goes out of his way to make my day much, much better.
 
2013-09-27 10:06:35 AM  

Valiente: The who the what now? Is this the guy who gave drugs to Whitney, or who's schtupping one of those big-arsed Armenian hookers? Or is it the hologram?


The hookers one.
 
2013-09-27 10:07:32 AM  
I'm sure there are some people who have a problem with the color of Kanye's skin.  Personally, I have a problem with its thinness.
 
2013-09-27 10:12:16 AM  
he may not be talented, but he's provided everyone with big laffs

/god bless you, mr entertainment
//killed yr mom, christ that's hilarious
///too cheap for american surgery?
 
2013-09-27 10:13:22 AM  

facisto: Valiente: The who the what now? Is this the guy who gave drugs to Whitney, or who's schtupping one of those big-arsed Armenian hookers? Or is it the hologram?

The hookers one.


Drake's from my home town. He doesn't help me to keep my faux-gangsta, rolling in Hennessey, poon and benjamins, street-certified rap artists separated. I can't tell one blathering billboard for thousand buck sunglasses apart from another. Nor can I distinguish the kiss from the dis.

Word.
 
2013-09-27 10:14:06 AM  
YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY ... IS THAT FUNNY?

Really Kanye? That's the best you can do for a dis? His face looks "crazy"? I'd bet your average 6-year-old could do better. Speaking of Jimmy's face, though, I'm apparently not the only one who thinks it looks like he's got a touch of the Down about him.

i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-27 10:17:12 AM  
Old and Busted:  Street Cred

New Hotness:  Twitter Cred
 
2013-09-27 10:17:40 AM  

Valiente: facisto: Valiente: The who the what now? Is this the guy who gave drugs to Whitney, or who's schtupping one of those big-arsed Armenian hookers? Or is it the hologram?

The hookers one.

Drake's from my home town. He doesn't help me to keep my faux-gangsta, rolling in Hennessey, poon and benjamins, street-certified rap artists separated. I can't tell one blathering billboard for thousand buck sunglasses apart from another. Nor can I distinguish the kiss from the dis.

Word.


Drake was in Degrassi. The Canadian high school drama. You can't get anymore gangsta than that.
 
2013-09-27 10:18:51 AM  
Jimmy Kimmel: 1
Kanye West: 0
 
2013-09-27 10:19:25 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-27 10:28:19 AM  
I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?
 
2013-09-27 10:31:39 AM  
Kanye is the last person who needs to talk about someone's face looking weird.
 
2013-09-27 10:32:02 AM  
I suspect that this is all a prank that both of them are in on.

It's reached a point where I assume everything I hear about Jimmy Kimmel is just another one of his pranks.
 
2013-09-27 10:34:31 AM  

doczoidberg: I suspect that this is all a prank that both of them are in on.

It's reached a point where I assume everything I hear about Jimmy Kimmel is just another one of his pranks.


Jimmy Kimmel is the new Andy Kaufman?
 
2013-09-27 10:35:36 AM  
I really hope that Kanye West reads this thread.

Kanye, if you are reading this, you are not a rock star.  You are a conceited arse. Try to be a better example for your offspring who will read about this when she's older.
 
2013-09-27 10:38:38 AM  
How come he doesn't get mad when half the world calls his baby mama a worthless whore?

Other half of world lacks access.
 
2013-09-27 10:40:53 AM  

doczoidberg: I suspect that this is all a prank publicity that both of them are in on.


Truth.
 
2013-09-27 10:42:51 AM  
Streisand effect in 3, 2, 1....
 
2013-09-27 10:43:56 AM  

CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done. What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?


Kim Kardashian.
 
2013-09-27 10:47:09 AM  

Wyalt Derp: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done. What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

Kim Kardashian.


But, just to be clear, it was a different black penis in her video.
 
2013-09-27 10:47:17 AM  

Wyalt Derp: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done. What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

Kim Kardashian.


THAT Thing
VMA Taylor Swift Thing
Katrina Concert Thing
 
2013-09-27 10:47:55 AM  
Kanye is such a tool bag.
 
2013-09-27 10:51:16 AM  

CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?


Not sure which of these guys you're talking about --

Kanye West is a musician who has put out a half dozen platinum-selling albums.  Some of his notable songs -- Jesus Walks, Gold Digger, Good Life, Love Lockdown, Heartless, All of the Lights, Otis, N***** in Paris, Mercy, Clique.  To me, his best were Jesus Walks and Heartless, although Gold Digger is pretty awesome.

Jimmy Kimmel is a comedian and late-night TV host.  He also used to be on Win Ben Stein's Money and The Man Show.  His best bit was the dueling music videos with his then-wife (and comedian) Sarah Silverman -- I'm F***ing Matt Damon and the followup, I'm F***ing Ben Afleck.  He also does his Unnecessary Censorship bit, which is damn funny.
 
2013-09-27 10:51:40 AM  

Diogenes: Wyalt Derp: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done. What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

Kim Kardashian.

THAT Thing
VMA Taylor Swift Thing
Katrina Concert Thing


I am hoping for the self-immolation thing, but sadly not yet.
 
2013-09-27 10:53:21 AM  

CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?


He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.
 
2013-09-27 10:53:44 AM  
Eh, to me, Kanye West is in the Tom Cruise category -- someone who is really talented at what he does but is a raving lunatic.  I'm just going to sit back and enjoy both for everything they do, their actual entertainment and the entertaining way they just go insane in public.
 
2013-09-27 10:54:37 AM  

HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.


He's put out like 10 top 40 hits since Gold Digger and sold like 10 million albums since then.
 
2013-09-27 10:56:22 AM  

Labrat407: Diogenes: Wyalt Derp: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done. What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

Kim Kardashian.

THAT Thing
VMA Taylor Swift Thing
Katrina Concert Thing

I am hoping for the self-immolation thing, but sadly not yet.


Considering how easy it is to set him off, that might take care of itself.
 
2013-09-27 10:56:26 AM  

HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.


We have a winner!
 
2013-09-27 10:57:19 AM  

meanmutton: HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.

He's put out like 10 top 40 hits since Gold Digger and sold like 10 million albums since then.


Sorry, I was wrong.  It's been 14 top 40 songs since Gold Digger.
 
2013-09-27 10:57:53 AM  

meanmutton: HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.

He's put out like 10 top 40 hits since Gold Digger and sold like 10 million albums since then.


He's not going to sleep with you!
 
2013-09-27 11:00:08 AM  

Buttknuckle: meanmutton: HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.

He's put out like 10 top 40 hits since Gold Digger and sold like 10 million albums since then.

He's not going to sleep with you!


Of course not!  I'm not a fish.
 
2013-09-27 11:00:37 AM  

The Goddamn Batman: Valiente: facisto: Valiente: The who the what now? Is this the guy who gave drugs to Whitney, or who's schtupping one of those big-arsed Armenian hookers? Or is it the hologram?

The hookers one.

Drake's from my home town. He doesn't help me to keep my faux-gangsta, rolling in Hennessey, poon and benjamins, street-certified rap artists separated. I can't tell one blathering billboard for thousand buck sunglasses apart from another. Nor can I distinguish the kiss from the dis.

Word.

Drake was in Degrassi. The Canadian high school drama. You can't get anymore gangsta than that.


You can go from temple straight to the Autotune booth. That's pretty 'hood.
 
2013-09-27 11:12:15 AM  
http://dlisted.com/2013/09/26/jimmy-kimmel-responds-to-kanye-barfing- u p-the-crazy-on-him/

Jimmy Kimmel's response to the Kayne West "Interactive Caps-Lock Twitter Experience".
 
2013-09-27 11:17:23 AM  
Who is "Ye?"
 
2013-09-27 11:18:51 AM  

Gunderson: http://dlisted.com/2013/09/26/jimmy-kimmel-responds-to-kanye-barfing- u p-the-crazy-on-him/

Jimmy Kimmel's response to the Kayne West "Interactive Caps-Lock Twitter Experience".


"We're at Def Kanye 5!"
 
2013-09-27 11:21:13 AM  

meanmutton: Jesus Walks


Ok. Went and tried "Gold Digger" and "Jesus Walks"

They both suck
 
2013-09-27 11:21:24 AM  

MaritimeGirl: I really hope that Kanye West reads this thread.

Kanye, if you are reading this, you are not a rock star.  You are a conceited arse. Try to be a better example for your offspring who will read about this when she's older.


HEY! FARK YOU CRAZY FACE ! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU THINK THAT FUNNY NOW P****!
 
2013-09-27 11:23:09 AM  

meanmutton: HAMMERTOE: CujoQuarrel: I've heard about this guy for ages but couldn't tell you a thing he's actually done.

What would be the most popular thing he's done that I could look up on YouTube?

He had a fleeting brush with non-obscurity with a song called Golddigger over a decade ago. Since then, pretty much nothing but hype. He made headlines by interrupting Taylor Swift's award acceptance speech at one of those "let's-pat-ourselves-on-the-back" Hollywood award ceremony shows a few years back. He and the Cardassian are a good match, if only because they are both famous for nearly nothing, and great indicators of how low some peoples' tastes in "entertainment" have sunk.

He's put out like 10 top 40 hits since Gold Digger and sold like 10 million albums since then.


Does anyone give a damn about or listen to "Top 40 Hits" other than kids, teenagers and retards?
 
2013-09-27 11:23:20 AM  
It is my fervent wish that gravity, in a small localized area directly under Kanye West, suddenly stops working.
 
2013-09-27 11:26:43 AM  

Diogenes: I'm sure there are some people who have a problem with the color of Kanye's skin.  Personally, I have a problem with its thinness.


Well said.
 
2013-09-27 11:27:22 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: YOUR FACE LOOKS CRAZY ... IS THAT FUNNY?

Really Kanye? That's the best you can do for a dis? His face looks "crazy"? I'd bet your average 6-year-old could do better. Speaking of Jimmy's face, though, I'm apparently not the only one who thinks it looks like he's got a touch of the Down about him.


I alwayst thought he looked like he just finished a huge blunt.
 
2013-09-27 11:37:01 AM  
"Rap is the new rock 'n' roll. We are the real rock stars and I'm the biggest of all of them."

"I'm the number one rock star on the planet."

Talk about delusional.  Enjoy your face-melted, ugly-ass wife, Kanye.
 
2013-09-27 11:42:50 AM  
I like Kanye's music, at least up to "808s & Heartbreak". "Jesus Walks" is pretty good song, with an interesting message, and there are plenty more I like.  I listen to his music fairly frequently.  And I say this a middle-aged white guy who's taste is far more Northern-Soul-alt-country-prog-rock-Beefheart mash-up.

But, Christ, what a douchebag that man is.  Like Jim Morrison levels of douchebag.
 
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