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(FilmDrunk)   Christina Hendricks is no longer playing a stripper in "you know what, it doesn't matter, you're not going to see it now anyway"   (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) divider line 79
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2013-09-27 07:23:13 AM  
I LOLed.
 
2013-09-27 07:32:32 AM  
The vital question is "well, then who IS going to be the stripper?"

Drea de Matteo, says one of the links.
 
2013-09-27 07:34:59 AM  
I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.
 
2013-09-27 07:39:16 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.


Redhead. Big tits. Nothing else really matters.
 
2013-09-27 07:46:27 AM  

Aristocles: Who?


do you really think your clever?  stick to the politics tab, nitwit.
 
2013-09-27 07:48:05 AM  

Gulper Eel: Drea de Matteo, says one of the links.


don't want that either
 
2013-09-27 07:55:27 AM  
ReapTheChaos:
I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.

Honestly I'm not "fascinated"... but her titties appear vast and pillowy, and I have a soft spot for her being in "Firefly".

www.beertripper.com
 
2013-09-27 07:55:51 AM  

Gulper Eel: The vital question is "well, then who IS going to be the stripper?"

Drea de Matteo, says one of the links.


That's the role she was born to play, well that or the girlfriend of a guido.
 
2013-09-27 08:00:53 AM  
Huge upgrade
 
2013-09-27 08:15:40 AM  
That plot summary starts off as sounding interesting, then turns to absolute crap halfway through.
 
2013-09-27 08:16:10 AM  

freak7: I'm guessing it's because the fat slob couldn't lose the weight.


Aren't you supposed to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

/probably trolling
 
2013-09-27 08:29:09 AM  
no loss, she would have played the "stripper than doesn't actually strip" like Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston.
 
2013-09-27 08:29:12 AM  
Why are we talking about this fat person?
 
2013-09-27 08:29:19 AM  

No Such Agency: ReapTheChaos:
I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.

Honestly I'm not "fascinated"... but her titties appear vast and pillowy, and I have a soft spot for her being in "Firefly".

[www.beertripper.com image 676x354]


'Saffron' or whatever her real name was, she was pure trouble in a very lovely package.
 
2013-09-27 08:51:20 AM  
Two for the Who?, three for the Studman. We're done here.
 
2013-09-27 08:55:28 AM  

IlGreven: Two for the Who?, three for the Studman. We're done here.


We're NOT done here. Nothing is over until I say it's over.

Where are all the pictures of this supposed boobage that I can ogle? We go nowhere until I slake my primal urges. Slake me; slake me hard, dammit...

s3.amazonaws.com
I am the one who knockers.
 
2013-09-27 09:00:39 AM  

perigee: IlGreven: Two for the Who?, three for the Studman. We're done here.

We're NOT done here. Nothing is over until I say it's over.

Where are all the pictures of this supposed boobage that I can ogle? We go nowhere until I slake my primal urges. Slake me; slake me hard, dammit...

[s3.amazonaws.com image 527x683]
I am the one who knockers.


She could store some books on those shelves.  Dayum.
 
2013-09-27 09:13:34 AM  

perigee: IlGreven: Two for the Who?, three for the Studman. We're done here.

We're NOT done here. Nothing is over until I say it's over.

Where are all the pictures of this supposed boobage that I can ogle? We go nowhere until I slake my primal urges. Slake me; slake me hard, dammit...

[s3.amazonaws.com image 527x683]
I am the one who knockers.


Thank you, good sir, thank you.
 
2013-09-27 09:16:29 AM  
Oh great, now what do they do with the titanium, triple re-enforced stripper pole?
 
2013-09-27 09:18:33 AM  

Gulper Eel: The vital question is "well, then who IS going to be the stripper?"

Drea de Matteo, says one of the links.


Hmmmm...

2.bp.blogspot.com

Works for me.

/CH would have been cooler, though.
 
2013-09-27 09:19:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 09:21:24 AM  
Good for her. She's a great actress. Hopefully she'll land a lead role in a movie someday.
 
2013-09-27 09:23:12 AM  

freak7: AntonChigger: freak7: I'm guessing it's because the fat slob couldn't lose the weight.

Aren't you supposed to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

/probably trolling

Not trolling at all, that's a big biatch.


That would never allow you to touch her, enjoy your day since even fatties turn you down
 
2013-09-27 09:23:33 AM  
celebnosejob.com
 
2013-09-27 09:30:11 AM  
www.joblo.com
 
2013-09-27 09:31:16 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-27 09:33:51 AM  
She probably turned down the role when she found out she couldn't be wearing a corset in every single scene throughout thee entire movie.
 
2013-09-27 09:36:30 AM  
Obligitory bookmark
 
2013-09-27 09:37:26 AM  
It's ok. I wasn't going to see it anyway. I would have waited for the relevant clips to hit the internet.
 
2013-09-27 09:40:33 AM  
Drea de Matteo has always looked like a stripper, so the casting choice is obvious.
 
2013-09-27 09:44:11 AM  

skinink: She's a great actress


Outside of a few episodes of Man Men, the only thing I've seen her in is Drive, and she was without a doubt the worst actor in that entire movie.
 
2013-09-27 09:45:27 AM  
Well, I'll be dammned...
I was wrong.
I was so certain she'd gym it up, personal trainer...
Then wow us all by showing up looking amazing in this flick.
What a let-down.
Oh well...
I hope Drea hits the gym too...not that she's bad looking, not at all.
But she's not looking as thin and fit in Sons as she was in Sopranos. Just saying.
 
2013-09-27 09:51:22 AM  

69gnarkill69: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x993]


www.getdigital.de
 
2013-09-27 09:54:01 AM  
I just want to see her boobs.  I don't want to sex her, touch em, or anything else.  I just want to know what they look like unhindered by clothing, or being smooshed somewhere by strategic arm placement.
 
2013-09-27 09:57:28 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: 69gnarkill69: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x993]

[www.getdigital.de image 240x240]


I'd hit that like she owed me money, but trolling the Christina fanboys is always a hoot.
 
2013-09-27 09:58:51 AM  

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com

 
2013-09-27 10:10:49 AM  
If I want to see a fat chick stripping I can watch the daytime crew at a club near the airport.
 
2013-09-27 10:20:00 AM  

perigee: I am the one who knockers.


i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-27 10:20:09 AM  
Very sad.   I like curvy girls so seeing her as a stripper would have been great.
 
2013-09-27 10:38:56 AM  
Alphax: No Such Agency: ReapTheChaos:
I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.

Honestly I'm not "fascinated"... but her titties appear vast and pillowy, and I have a soft spot for her being in "Firefly".

[www.beertripper.com image 676x354]

'Saffron Yo-Saff-Bridge' or whatever her real name was, she was pure trouble in a very lovely package.


FTFY
 
2013-09-27 10:40:14 AM  

rev. dave: Very sad.   I like curvy girls so seeing her as a stripper would have been great.


How YOU doin? ;-)
 
2013-09-27 11:06:20 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I've never understood Farks fascination with this woman, she's not ugly or anything but she's not particularly good looking either.


She is sexy (which is more than looks). Plus, bewbs.

i500.listal.com
 
2013-09-27 11:09:56 AM  
She doesn't have a "dancer's" body.
 
2013-09-27 11:11:40 AM  

ManateeGag: Aristocles: Who?

do you really think your clever?  stick to the politics tab, nitwit.


His mommy told him he was special
 
2013-09-27 11:27:27 AM  

SpectroBoy: ManateeGag: Aristocles: Who?

do you really think your clever?  stick to the politics tab, nitwit.

His mommy told him he was special


yeah, in the hockey helmet wearing, short bus riding kinda way.
 
2013-09-27 11:45:07 AM  
She has very polarizing looks.

By which I mean she gets my pole a-rising
 
2013-09-27 11:46:33 AM  

SuperChuck: She has very polarizing looks.

By which I mean she gets my pole a-rising


HA
 
2013-09-27 11:46:57 AM  
Quick, somebody post some unflattering photos of an attractive woman to teach us all a lesson that women don't look as good in shiatty photos, sans makeup, wearing unflattering clothes, and currently at a higher than optimal weight.

Rick Romero better watch his back, some of you are gunning for his job.
 
2013-09-27 11:54:35 AM  

nocturnal001: women don't look as good in shiatty photos, sans makeup, wearing unflattering clothes, and currently at a higher than optimal weight.


she is ok, but fact is that a girl that only looks good when wearing 15 pounds of makeup is not really all that pretty.

she is kind of a package deal - sorta cute, great boobs, a bit too chunky, and nowhere near as gorgeous as some would have you believe.
 
2013-09-27 12:13:53 PM  

frepnog: nocturnal001: women don't look as good in shiatty photos, sans makeup, wearing unflattering clothes, and currently at a higher than optimal weight.

she is ok, but fact is that a girl that only looks good when wearing 15 pounds of makeup is not really all that pretty.

she is kind of a package deal - sorta cute, great boobs, a bit too chunky, and nowhere near as gorgeous as some would have you believe.


Nowhere near as gorgeous? No, she's not a supermodel. But she's far from ugly. She's got a nice face. Sometimes I think if a woman doesn't look like Scarlett Johansson then Farkers will call that woman a hag.

For Farkers, looks are a black and white situation, no in between.
 
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