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(Some Guy)   Help the Brits on Fark understand Yanks better: create an American version of this chart   ( divider line
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889 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 27 Sep 2013 at 7:44 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-27 08:13:51 AM  
2 votes:
I have lots of black friends----->I have met a black person------>America is so racially diverse
2013-09-27 12:35:37 PM  
1 vote:
Quick and dirty:

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2013-09-27 10:10:02 AM  
1 vote:
Southerners approach politeness in an almost British fashion. Almost, because there is a bit more emotion and effusiveness that the British seem to fear and recoil from. It is a way of talking around a subject, that Southerners parse fair quickly. Like the use of "God bless his poor, dear, sweet heart" is Southern for "my God but that boy is an idiot..." Though, when applied to a direct conversation, "bless your heart" generally translates to "I'm glad that such a mess of crap landed in your lap, and you deserve every moment of discomfort you mean spirited dumbass, and don't you dare track this mess back on me."

Or "I reckon you oughta" which means "do this now. Do it fast. Do it without question. Do this and drive your enemies before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"

"I like what you've done with your hair" generally translates to "Jeebus Frist what in the Hells did you let Trudy do to you, and have you no mirror?"

"I'll never tell a soul" usually means "O Lord, EVERYONE I know is going to hear about this." Add a "cross my heart" and it means that said person will tell all their friends to spread this around. "hope to die" adds on the implied meaning that family, friends and relations in distant states will know before your ass leaves the driveway.

Where the English deadpan and impassive, Southerners go warmer, effusive, and cattily b*tchy right to your face, saying the worst things in the world, in the very nicest of ways.
2013-09-27 08:29:12 AM  
1 vote:
that's nice -> go fark yourself -> that's nice.
2013-09-27 08:24:08 AM  
1 vote:
From my cold, dead hands -----> 2nd Amendment forever -------> don't look at my undersize penis
2013-09-27 08:06:51 AM  
1 vote:
Bless her heart------> I am about to disparage this person---->She really cares about her
2013-09-27 08:00:26 AM  
1 vote:
We call it maize. You call it corn.
2013-09-27 07:51:00 AM  
1 vote:
I'll do another one, non political this time

American Saying -> What Is meant -> What Foreigners hear

This hamburger is so farking good -> I am hungry, this satiates me -> I do not know what good food is
2013-09-27 04:43:44 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not even British and this makes perfect sense to me.
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