Canton: To some people, everything is penises. What can you do, right?
Via Infinito: That's not so bad. Nearly every one of the light fixtures in our house look like breasts.
brap: Whatever it is I think I see, becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.That was a childhood anthem that was popular among the tots back in my day, when we were breast fed on a healty slurry of patriotism, LSD, and a mandatory draft.Now with the the Lady Gogas and the hippety hop and the feel good dipwads glorping around their padded Nintendo cubes molly coddled on no-contact sports and feel-good traffic barriers wouldn't know how to miss-see a roadside barrier if it was spoon fed to them. If I didn't think some Castro Street funboy would sneak up behind me, throw Nipsy Russell's jockstrap over my eyes, and mount me like Trigger, I'd bend over and dry-heave.Kids nowadays are raised to look at the world with penis-colored glasses. It sickens me.How I long for a simpler age.Yours in rage,Ed Anger
jfarkinB: Sometimes a bollard is just a bollard.If you flatten the tops, there'll be a sharper rim around the top, more likely to cause injury, and there'll be a flat surface where people will leave cups and other trash.Much cheaper and more effective to just let the "adults" in your community get over their sixth-grade mindsets.
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