lockers: Canton: To some people, everything is penises. What can you do, right?unhinge your jaw?
ChrisDe: [www.annarbor.com image 249x375]Size matters.
Gayzilla: I kinda like them. Don't know why
HailRobonia: I learned a new word, "bollard". Sounds like British slang for a dick.
ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Whose inbox are we talking about?
JonnyBGoode: People are just weird. They have exactly the same sort of pylons in front of a local supermarket; nobody's ever complained.They also have giant BALLS in front of Target stores now, and I haven't heard any complaints about those, either.
Wellon Dowd: I suggest the good people of Scott calm down unless their teenage daughters start frotting the bollards.
cwheelie: From TFA:Commissioner Bill Wells wondered whether the tops of the offending bollards could be flattenedYes - its called circumcision
Sybarite: Now someone just needs to take a can of black spray paint and make a little line on each one.
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