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(Metro)   Next season on the Discovery Channel: Giant Hornet Week - Death From Above   (metro.co.uk) divider line 24
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2013-09-27 12:08:31 AM
Giant hornets would seem to be more of a SyFy thing...
 
2013-09-27 12:22:08 AM
Evil farking nasty useless bugs.
 
2013-09-27 12:23:25 AM
Aw, aren't they the cutest widdle things...
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JESUS FARKING CHRIST KILL IT WITH NAPALM!
 
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2013-09-27 12:57:24 AM
Sliders already did it a long time ago, but I'm sure SyFy will run with it.
 
2013-09-27 01:15:32 AM
I ran over a farking yellow-jacket nest with the tractor last year on the back 10 acres and even though I "only" got stung 11 times, that shiat hurt enough I could see how someone could easily die if they got stung 200 times.  My farking forearms swelled up like I was Popeye.

11 mph - that's how fast the tractor can go.  I couldn't outrun them.  They gave up the chase and that's probably the only thing that saved me.

Anyhoo, the next day was removal with a professional, my neighbors, and one hour of what I'll call "fun with kerosene."  It is seriously not recommended to gas or burn them out unless the nest is ridiculously far removed from a domicile.  We were over a half mile from the house.
 
2013-09-27 02:00:38 AM

fusillade762: Giant hornets would seem to be more of a SyFy thing...


They'd have to be radioactive or something too, but yeah SyFy would be all over that.
 
2013-09-27 03:26:15 AM
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What about Death From Above?
 
2013-09-27 03:38:47 AM
Some of you should head to the mid west USA. 
There are all sorts of bugs that will just f**k your day up.
 
2013-09-27 03:44:02 AM
And people say Spheksophobia  is a made up condition.
 
2013-09-27 04:17:39 AM
When I think bees, I have come to think of Stephen Colbert and that button of his.
 
2013-09-27 04:41:54 AM
Are they coordinating this news with the release of Ender's Game?
 
2013-09-27 04:42:22 AM
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2013-09-27 04:48:08 AM
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2013-09-27 05:00:24 AM
Don't pick up a red velvet ant, also called a cow killer; it's actually a wingless wasp.  There is also a species of bumble bee, white and black stripes, bit smaller than a regularly, that has a sting that will make you scream for Jesus.  Best way to get rid of yellow jackets is to fill up a vacuum cleaner with some Sevin and put the nozzle next to the hole, then, and only then, to you go back and turn on the vacuum and run.  If it's a mile into the corn field bring your generator.
 
2013-09-27 05:25:59 AM

MartinD-35: Don't pick up a red velvet ant, also called a cow killer; it's actually a wingless wasp.  There is also a species of bumble bee, white and black stripes, bit smaller than a regularly, that has a sting that will make you scream for Jesus.  Best way to get rid of yellow jackets is to fill up a vacuum cleaner with some Sevin and put the nozzle next to the hole, then, and only then, to you go back and turn on the vacuum and run.  If it's a mile into the corn field bring your generator.


God, those things hurt. Being stung on the foot by one was like getting a rusty nail nice and red hot, then hammering it in.
 
2013-09-27 05:26:39 AM
/Cow killers, that is
 
2013-09-27 05:33:39 AM
Homemade flamethrower. That is all.
 
2013-09-27 05:34:46 AM
Chinks getting stung by Hornets. Sounds like what the commies deserve.

/27=55, stung hard.
 
2013-09-27 05:44:26 AM

rooftop235: Some of you should head to the mid west USA. 
There are all sorts of bugs that will just f**k your day up.


Come to Australia mate, I've got a few surprises for you...
 
2013-09-27 05:44:44 AM
Residents in the village of Sanping have been warned to remain 'vigilant' over the threat, especially when out in the woods.

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Even this little fella is doing his part.  Remember to buy hornet bonds!
 
2013-09-27 05:57:31 AM

thamike: Residents in the village of Sanping have been warned to remain 'vigilant' over the threat, especially when out in the woods.

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Even this little fella is doing his part.  Remember to buy hornet bonds!


That kid means business. She's probably going to be your boss in the mines in 30 years.
 
2013-09-27 07:52:36 AM
Well that problem will go away soon ,as soon as they get a recipe that uses them ......it is china
 
2013-09-27 08:11:35 AM

cajunns: Well that problem will go away soon ,as soon as they get a recipe that uses them ......it is china


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2013-09-27 03:52:40 PM

FuzedBox: /Cow killers, that is


I knew that immediately and I'm  truly sorry you had that experience (you description is spot-on).
 
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