Jesus Farking Christ: Good morning, you wonderful and sexy people.So adventures in Emma and Emmett. This week, Emma decides to become an attention whore. I've never heard her cry and meow as much as I have this week. I guess she sees an advantage to me around so that I can pet her and feed her.Emmett is obsessed with me taking showers. It's not him liking water per se, but more about me getting wet. He even blocks my way from getting out of the shower. So this week, I'm going to take my iPhone into the shower and snap pics of the little tike.
maynerdkitty: A Frodo update,He continues to grow leg feathers, lots and lots of them.[farm6.staticflickr.com image 499x500]
Diocletian's Last Cabbage: And finally, the following pic has nothing really to do with Caturday. However, I am of the firm opinion that you can never have enough William Shatner in life.So with that in mind...[i1134.photobucket.com image 363x523]
Since it is dark out ....
Say, what's that smell? Uh. oh!
sherpa18: and pretty tasty....[i415.photobucket.com image 623x640]
Hai everbuddy *waves* Thanks to all for the warm welcome back, I have really missed you guise. Unfortunately, RL was once again shooting me in the ass today, so there is no way I can respond to all the comments that I would like to, but I hope to be able to hang around for a little while this evening.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: One of my favorites for the sheer cute![justforlols.com image 413x610]
sno man: Jack from this morning, he's sitting on the door of the dishwasher... not nearly an innocent as he looks.[imageshack.com image 400x600]
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 363x640]SKWERLS!!!!! Redheads, at that! :D
Snuffybud: No Snuffybud Archives this week, it's much too busy around here to get them up. Instead here's a quick snapshot of Desicat!
gremlin1: I liked this article I found at the bottom of the page Link
Salem Witch: John Buck 41: Salem Witch: I have the day off, I got to sleep in until 7 this morning. 7! But I have laundry, shopping, vacuuming, dusting etc. that is long overdue.We have been helping our friends with their place. We realized last weekend what was wrong with the front steps. Whoever built the thing got the tread and riser dimensions correct but then installed it wrong.Upside down?Yup. Risers on top and tread on the side.[imageshack.us image 500x374]While looking for a carpenter cat pic, I found the Harry Potter Cat House.
lilyspad: yobbery: In before KiloKitteh[www.smugmug.com image 500x195]It's about time! I can't do this all by myself! (Well, me and everybody else who's been here POSTING!)
sno man: Wow, cool, you actually did it, I'm not really surprised, in spite of sounding like it. I know I've become less inclined to adventure as I get older and really need to break out of that myself...
This was me somewhere between last Thurs afternoon and, well, now.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]
almostsane: sherpa18: Definitely time to look into getting a new ISP!!! Glad to see you made it here for at least a little bit
ArmednHammered: sherpa18:You're not alone in the crap storm, I was expecting a delivery (custom made flag display case) from UPS Friday. I got up and checked the tracking site and instead of Out for delivery it says Exception: Train derailment, Amarillo Texas. Just another train wreck in a long line of them. Pretty much describes all of 2013 for me.
akimbotoo: sherpa18: / yes, he actually picked it up and dragged it onto the counter // somehowYou know this makes perfect sense, because he loves you!
and pretty tasty....
tigerose: lilyspad: Yay!!! Sherpa is here....and somewhat coherent! :D Wench! :)
lilyspad: Yay!!! Sherpa is here....and somewhat coherent! :D
Real Women Drink Akvavit: maynerdkitty: Real Women Drink Akvavit: maynerdkitty:Furgot to say earlier, Frodo is AWESOME looking!I like the chicken tales! *takes cookie for research purposes* So, sounds like King George knows your an eggocidal maniac and is not going to let you bump off any more of his princely heirs. Marion must be complaining to him. Do chickens pair bond like that usually or is that just your two cluckers being extra weird? Man, I've got some teriyaki chicken in the oven right now and just the thought of pair bonded chickens made me think "I hope that dude in my oven was single".
tigerose: sherpa18: WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE - SOMETHING IS ACTUALLY WORKING FOR ME? *swoons*
maynerdkitty: Real Women Drink Akvavit: maynerdkitty: No new pictures this week, we got almost 6 inches of rain last night and a light show with sound. Cassie and Tom stayed in the living room last night but Fiona wouldn't leave my side. I think Li-Ion was bothered by the storm as he was extra jumpy and let me cuddle him. Some time in the night Fiona jumped onto my bed, either Max or Li-Ion freaked out and ran across my face leaving a bloody trail. I had to get up and clean my wounds, throw the dog off of the bed, and settle the kitties before I could go back to sleep. Had to kick the dog off my bed twice more before morning but the cats had gotten over their fear by then so no more scratches. Everything is soaked outside, the little chickens and Frodo had wet feet this morning, the horses stall took on lots of water and the garage floor, including my tack room, was wet. More rain for tonight and then I hope for a few dry days to get the stall dry enough to clean.[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x375]The scardy dog that also steals cat toys./ Mountain just came by to whinny at the window//guess I have to run out to feedFurgot to say earlier, Frodo is AWESOME looking! He really bloomed into a good lookin' bird of some sort. (I'm very not good with that kind of thing) You're keeping him, right? I'd take him EVERYWHERE I possibly could get away with it. "This is my pet chicken creature. You may notice his awesomeness." Don't think for a second I wouldn't, either.I had plans to let my son have him. I have king George on the farm and I have bad luck with young birds and predators here. I would hate to find a pile of grey/blue feathers where Frodo used to be. My son lives in town and has a tall fence with some hens, king Georges son Duke and one hermaphrodite hen/roo.The plan was for him to take Frodo, and give Duke to my neighbors who need a roo.He can't keep Duke because the hens are his sisters, and all his chickens are the result of king George and his sister Esmeralda. His ...
yobbery: I noticed that I need right click on the cursor in the comment box to post an image. Previously I could right click anywhere in the comment box and paste. Also, Image resizing doesn't seem to work anymore.
cynicalminion: lilyspad: cynicalminion: on the other hand, the lack of twistage is why going knickerless is such fun... :)[i.imgur.com image 237x320]...must... not...link...upkilts......dilemma... true scotsmen vs. abandon thread.../dammit brain...
OlderGuy: Also, I have just discovered that posting a photo has changed.. when I copy/ paste on the comment screen, the picture appears immediately.. if I click and paste on the mountain icon, I have two pictures.... anybody else have this?
cynicalminion: on the other hand, the lack of twistage is why going knickerless is such fun... :)
Real Women Drink Akvavit: The Ice Queen: So mom has the race on when I get home from work this afternoon and there is a Wrangler's commercial on. This is how the next minute went...IQ: Yep, Wrangler's make a man's ass look goodIQM: You realize your dad wears WranglersIQ: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !Hahahaha! That's about when you put your fingers in your ears and yell "IMMACULATE CONCEPTION! GRANDMA TOLD ME IT WAS IMMACULATE CONCEPTION!!!" before running away crying, no matter what your age.
Real Women Drink Akvavit: cynicalminion: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Bah! Got a half hour "half nap" before the electricians moved down stairs and started pounding stuff with hammers. Then I got my knickers in a twist because one of the Julep nail polish colors I really really really want has been out of stock like FOREVER, I'm pretty sure it's not coming back and I can't even find it among the vultures on eBay. Obviously, it is time for a snack of some sort and good pout while I look at the hundreds of farking nail polishes I already own and try not to feel so sorry for myself. Talk about a "first world problem", huh?Gotta admit, it's a really nice color:[cdnmedia.julep.com image 180x180]Oh, and a very cute kitteh![www.dumpaday.com image 620x511]that is a nice color. on the other hand, the lack of twistage is why going knickerless is such fun... :)This is an advantage to knickerlessness I had not previously considered. I will keep it in mind for the future!I have never seen an angry otter before![mybirdie.ca image 360x247]YOU BETTER RUN, BUDDY!!!
The Ice Queen: So mom has the race on when I get home from work this afternoon and there is a Wrangler's commercial on. This is how the next minute went...IQ: Yep, Wrangler's make a man's ass look goodIQM: You realize your dad wears WranglersIQ: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !
John Buck 41: Jasper hanging out by the window in the dining room, on top of an antique sewing machine, next to a plant. Taken a few seconds apart, one with flash, one w/o.
From the collection of odd conversations OlderGuy has had with technical support:
Taking Undeserved Rest, just found out why think I need, will Repair. Fooey.
credit sherpa 9.2.13
cynicalminion: Real Women Drink Akvavit: cynicalminion: Real Women Drink Akvavit: spray tandon't make me go digging up the link... so if the silver fox anderson cooper goes in for a spray tan, does he default to a bronze fox? or would he have to dye his hair first?Anderson Cooper is in his very own category. Comes with the fabulousness and having Gloria Vanderbilt as your mom, which is another form of fabulous itself. He can do as he pleases and papparazzi pics of him might go up about 10 bucks for the day. Not only that, he was a cat in a previous life. So that knocks the awesome fabulous hell yeahs out of the ball park.Pictorial evidence![llwproductions.files.wordpress.com image 401x271]cynicalminion: actually i think someone mentioned australia is the only continent with no active volcano. so the mountains are the ONLY thing NOT actively trying to kill you in australia... and you call that a knife?That is probably the most sensible and concise statement about Australia I've ever seen in my life.ok, can't take credit for it, there is that map out there of everything trying to kill you in australia (and surrounding waters)but yeah...how was it phrased?the ten years ago thing? get ginandbacon in here to defend ac from objectification... :)
Real Women Drink Akvavit: cynicalminion: waitwaitwait, have you read grendel?I'm one of those religious Germanic/Nordic Heathens similar to Asatru (but not quite, being agnostic and all), so I've not read Grendel, even if I'm familiar with what it is, but I do read a LOT of the old stuff in that vein. Everything from the Sagas to very dry modern scholarship about the original Germanic tribes to different translations with lots of footnotes of everything from religious lore to very old fiction and morality tales like Njal's Saga and Beowulf, all nestled with my books about.... Well, let's just say my bookshelves are a very confusing sight to behold. Unless you're me, then they make perfect sense. x-DGasp! An otter![3.bp.blogspot.com image 554x392]/so cute!!!
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 363x640]SKWERLS!!!!! Redheads, at that! :D
cynicalminion: cynicalminion: [img.fark.net image 439x600]now that i think about it, that image would be perfect with grumpy in the middle of his chest... top text is "vlad wearing bear" bottom text is "good"
valnt9: hi guys.just got a call from a friend in the Buford, Ga areaasking if anyone knows of a no-kill shelter in the area.2 black, approx 10 wk old kittens have been found in anabandoned house. she has no way to care for them, I'm notable to, and she doesn't want to take them to the pound.holler if you have any ideas.tks
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 306x460]
Real Women Drink Akvavit: Good Meowning, everybuddy!
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Mrs CDK: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 480x640]
sherpa18: *Warning, wall of text*
lilyspad: I sometimes think that Lily rode the "short bus" to cat skool.
Sickapie: [dl.dropboxusercontent.com image 500x332]
tigerose: captain feedback: Bathia_Mapes: [media.giphy.com image 320x226]too cute fur words.[i.imgur.com image 488x750]Neat! But I gotta tell you, my Bladder cat is a whole lot smaller! :) nd she doesnt hold her licker very well either!
Bathia_Mapes: [media.giphy.com image 320x226]
spinach gunk: Snuffybud: No Snuffybud Archives this week, it's much too busy around here to get them up. Instead here's a quick snapshot of Desicat!...................
valnt9: lysdexic: spinach gunk: maynerdkitty: A Frodo update,He continues to grow leg feathers, lots and lots of them.[farm6.staticflickr.com image 499x500][spinachgunk.smugmug.com image 499x500]Sorry... I haven't had very much sleep lately... it may be impairing my judgment.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAnd now for some more braille[farm5.staticflickr.com image 500x375]/actual tshirt//actually mewhat does the shirt say? I tried to look it up but I failed to find words to match the dots...
spinach gunk: maynerdkitty: A Frodo update,He continues to grow leg feathers, lots and lots of them.[farm6.staticflickr.com image 499x500][spinachgunk.smugmug.com image 499x500]Sorry... I haven't had very much sleep lately... it may be impairing my judgment.
in2it: Yep, the usual suspects are here
Coupla linkies befurr I furrget, eh?http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/temptationscheezymiddles/14-hiss-ter ic ally-cheesy-cat-jokeshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/shfk/dentastix/15-big-dogs-who-are-in-tot al -denial-about-their-sizeCheesy Cat Jokes came up Tue after threadclose, not nearly as late as prev wk. Big Dogs was earlier this eve.Reminds me I must mention, Sir Stuffington, Cloudchaser's failed submit, was chosen to star in this wk's Love Meow #179 sent on the 24th.Have Sent the PDFed local ham rag, got coupla fails need investigated. Then need to print for the 2 ham shops nearby. Mbrs' mtg's Tue coming, said I was 2 days late starting distrib (is meant to be a week before mbrs' mtg).
Sex, after 10 yrs of marriage today committed by Ruddoff or the like Over Yonder. Didna think this wd --
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