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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)   Semi full of animal fat catches fire, rendering it inoperable   ( ) divider line 42
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2344 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2013 at 7:49 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-26 05:29:08 PM  
The lard moves in mysterious ways.
2013-09-26 05:31:57 PM  
Lard have mercy
2013-09-26 05:34:06 PM  
That's quite a mess. If the company won't pay for cleanup costs the county may have to suet.
2013-09-26 05:34:08 PM  
At least it was only semi full.
2013-09-26 06:05:30 PM  
Transporting flammable cargo in a truck like that? No one ought t'allow it.
2013-09-26 06:41:59 PM  
Hai there, can I hang out and chew the fat with all you Farkers in this thread?
2013-09-26 07:31:15 PM  
The Blob could cleam this up
2013-09-26 07:50:35 PM  
The truck driver was so upset that he had to blubber.
2013-09-26 07:52:39 PM  
Know who else is fat? Zimmerman.
2013-09-26 07:53:02 PM  
Annoying how stories like this always saturate the news cycle.
2013-09-26 07:53:58 PM  
I bet the president of the company was absolutely lipid at the driver.
2013-09-26 07:54:17 PM  
They may be easy, but I really hate fat hitches.
2013-09-26 07:54:21 PM  
600 degrees of Kevin Bacon?
2013-09-26 07:54:30 PM  
had to be a gristly scene.
2013-09-26 07:55:47 PM  
It's not a tumor.
2013-09-26 07:57:43 PM  
What a coincidence.  I'm going to an all-you-can-eat ribs place tonight and plan to be semi full of animal fat myself.
2013-09-26 07:57:53 PM  
Anyone got the skinny as to what happened?
2013-09-26 08:00:15 PM
2013-09-26 08:00:35 PM  
Subby you beautiful bastard. You too, phlegmmo.
2013-09-26 08:04:14 PM  
FTA : crews on the scene are still working to put out hot spots and an environmental crew was cleaning up the area.

They take care of us while we sleep.

Do. Not. fark with them...
2013-09-26 08:08:38 PM  

reported: That's quite a mess. If the company won't pay for cleanup costs the county may have to suet.

The driver would face adiposesition
2013-09-26 08:12:50 PM  
I wonder when it was Dawn on them that water won't help..
2013-09-26 08:17:50 PM  
That either smells really really good, or really really bad./odd craving for pork rinds//just happen to have a barrel
2013-09-26 08:19:02 PM  
slashie fail. Fark u Mobile Firefox
2013-09-26 08:20:56 PM  
Mmmmmm, baaacon (fat).
2013-09-26 08:22:57 PM  
Semi Full of Animal Fat. Band name.
2013-09-26 08:23:37 PM  
Some of these comments are un-caul-ed for.

/too much Iron Chef... the real one
2013-09-26 08:23:37 PM  
Who cares about fat animals anyways?
2013-09-26 08:25:55 PM  
It's a good thing they didn't run into a flour truck or else they would roux the day.

/who talks like that?
2013-09-26 08:39:43 PM  
Just another grease stain on the highway.
2013-09-26 08:46:22 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [ image 393x303]

Yeah, this thread is full of offal puns.

/came to post a fight club reference, leaving unnecessary
2013-09-26 09:17:48 PM  
What happened to them frozen cows in that cabin in the mountains?.
2013-09-26 10:02:19 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Semi Full of Animal Fat. Band name.

Or an indian name for a large guy.
2013-09-26 10:05:05 PM  
The highway was littered with gribenes
2013-09-26 10:17:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Semi Full of Animal Fat. Band name.

Or an indian name for a large guy.

Dances With Lard
2013-09-26 10:20:18 PM  
Army of Southern Grandma's seen mobilizing...
2013-09-26 10:36:32 PM  
I hate these pay wall teasers.  What was semi full?  Was it a grease trap?  The oval office?  A set of bagpipes?  Curiosity consumes me!
2013-09-27 12:12:54 AM  
The MSM will ignore the tearful reunion of the truck driver with his family.  Too schmaltzy.
2013-09-27 12:37:43 AM
2013-09-27 01:44:55 AM  
I gotcher fat semi right here, ye bastard!
2013-09-27 04:59:19 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [ image 393x303]

haha, made me think of this

Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!
Concorde: He's not quite dead.
Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.
King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!
Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.
King of Swamp Castle: How?
Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.
[music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]
King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!
2013-09-28 12:00:35 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Semi Full of Animal Fat. Band name.

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