TWX: fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.You got athlete's foot on your penis?Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...
Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?
jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."How would he know?
BolshyGreatYarblocks: Are they made with real vaginas?
SpinStopper: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot."crotch" isn't spelled "foot" ;)
sweet-daddy-2: megarian: I'm still confused about this product. Are you supposed to fark it? Is it a hoodie? Is it an Ugg boot that you fark like a Care-Bear? Are you NOT supposed to fark it?/is it great for a snack and fits on your back?If they're brand new are they considered underage? Can they get pregnant?
megarian: HotWingAgenda: "so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.That...that was very specific.And funny.And creepy.
pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."
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