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(Fast Company)   Hanes and Fruit of the Loom reportedly fighting over exclusive rights to VagiSoft, a synthetic fleece, for use in its sock division   (fastcompany.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-26 10:16:49 PM
6 votes:

TWX: fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?

Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...


i.imgur.com
2013-09-27 04:35:56 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-26 09:50:47 PM
3 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2013-09-26 09:35:27 PM
3 votes:
No joke, I am watching Ali Wong on the John Oliver standup show talking about how putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."
2013-09-26 09:30:29 PM
3 votes:
I just buy cancer wigs made from children's hair.
2013-09-26 11:20:07 PM
2 votes:
"so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."

OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.

Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.
2013-09-26 11:02:44 PM
2 votes:
Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.
2013-09-26 10:59:53 PM
2 votes:

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


SPRUNT

/not mine
//Carlin's
///still make me laugh
2013-09-26 10:37:36 PM
2 votes:
So the sweatshirt comes with a clitoral hoodie?

/pink pom-pom tucked inside
2013-09-26 09:50:24 PM
2 votes:
VagiSoft and DickHard. A winning combination.
2013-09-26 09:43:58 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?


Let's just say he's no longer invited to festivals involving stuffed animals.
2013-09-26 09:33:05 PM
2 votes:
I'm liking the feel of it. However, some of the items we received had a bad smell.
2013-09-26 08:16:20 PM
2 votes:
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night...
2013-09-27 06:58:45 AM
1 votes:

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Are they made with real vaginas?


It's made with bits of real vagina...
www7.myfantasyleague.com
...so you know it's good.
2013-09-27 02:32:55 AM
1 votes:

SpinStopper: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

"crotch" isn't spelled "foot" ;)


cdn.cyclingforums.com
2013-09-27 12:21:46 AM
1 votes:

sweet-daddy-2: megarian: I'm still confused about this product. Are you supposed to fark it? Is it a hoodie? Is it an Ugg boot that you fark like a Care-Bear? Are you NOT supposed to fark it?

/is it great for a snack and fits on your back?

If they're brand new are they considered underage? Can they get pregnant?


Not if it's legitimate. They have a way to shut that whole thing down.
2013-09-26 11:54:05 PM
1 votes:
If he was still alive Ed Gein would sue for royalties.
2013-09-26 11:34:19 PM
1 votes:

megarian: HotWingAgenda: "so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."

OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.

Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.

That...that was very specific.

And funny.

And creepy.


My lifelong goal is to become a walking double-entendre.
2013-09-26 11:11:29 PM
1 votes:
I've never gotten the sock thing. I can't imagine making love to any fabric really, but especially a sock. They're so nubbly and rough.

/I know, that's how some people like it.
2013-09-26 10:47:31 PM
1 votes:
focus groups were less apt to fund their previous product, Asswool.
2013-09-26 10:44:11 PM
1 votes:
The ones with the patterns of little crabs are going straight to the clearance rack.

NTTAWWT
2013-09-26 10:43:33 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-09-26 10:43:07 PM
1 votes:

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


christianhomekeeper.org
2013-09-26 10:39:15 PM
1 votes:
I'm doing a Kickstarter for a new line of gloves made from Pussygrip material....
2013-09-26 10:08:51 PM
1 votes:
that material doesn't look like it would survive machine washing very well....
um, i mean, WOOHOO, PUSSY SHIRT!
2013-09-26 10:07:16 PM
1 votes:
What do I do if my socks have that not-so-fresh feeling?
2013-09-26 09:53:49 PM
1 votes:
Better then a pink sock.

//Probably something about sock monkeys too
2013-09-26 09:37:30 PM
1 votes:

pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."


How would he know?
2013-09-26 09:29:12 PM
1 votes:
Two words: muppet babies.
2013-09-26 09:25:31 PM
1 votes:
don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.
2013-09-26 09:22:18 PM
1 votes:
Fleshlight 2.0
 
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