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(Fast Company)   Hanes and Fruit of the Loom reportedly fighting over exclusive rights to VagiSoft, a synthetic fleece, for use in its sock division   (fastcompany.com ) divider line
    More: Amusing, Vagisoft, fashion brands, Beavis and Butt-head, fruits, original idea  
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2013-09-26 07:52:10 PM  
I'd ask what kind of socks, but...I already know
 
2013-09-26 08:10:59 PM  
Established relationships with suppliers and manufacturers and a built-in base of buyers only add to the brand's ability to conceive . . . .

and old-fashioned socks are still looking like the better choice.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:20 PM  
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night...
 
2013-09-26 08:21:39 PM  
Don't launder your bunny, they really need to be dry cleaned.
 
2013-09-26 09:21:57 PM  
I'm guessing my foot won't fit...
 
2013-09-26 09:22:18 PM  
Fleshlight 2.0
 
2013-09-26 09:25:31 PM  
don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:12 PM  
lol, I know the guy in TFA. I didn't know this was in the, ummm, pipeline.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:39 PM  
I love this guy..

Not that way

Its fine if that's your thing but....
 
2013-09-26 09:29:12 PM  
Two words: muppet babies.
 
2013-09-26 09:30:29 PM  
I just buy cancer wigs made from children's hair.
 
2013-09-26 09:33:05 PM  
I'm liking the feel of it. However, some of the items we received had a bad smell.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:27 PM  
No joke, I am watching Ali Wong on the John Oliver standup show talking about how putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."
 
2013-09-26 09:35:34 PM  
And bedsheets made of ButtSatin.
 
2013-09-26 09:37:30 PM  

pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."


How would he know?
 
2013-09-26 09:43:28 PM  
Call me when they make socks out of actual women's vaginas.
 
2013-09-26 09:43:48 PM  

jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?


if i'd ever tried to put on an Ugg boot i'd deny it to hell and back.
 
2013-09-26 09:43:58 PM  

jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?


Let's just say he's no longer invited to festivals involving stuffed animals.
 
2013-09-26 09:50:24 PM  
VagiSoft and DickHard. A winning combination.
 
2013-09-26 09:50:47 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 09:53:49 PM  
Better then a pink sock.

//Probably something about sock monkeys too
 
2013-09-26 10:00:26 PM  

My Yali or Yours: VagiSoft and DickHard. A winning combination.


Sophomoric and sublime.
 
2013-09-26 10:00:39 PM  
I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?
 
2013-09-26 10:06:17 PM  
Cheap fleece crap, say VAGGI a lot, that's the business plan.Idiots fall for this shiat. I guess I'm stupider for not cashing in on it.
 
2013-09-26 10:06:35 PM  
I've stuck my dick in a lot of things, and I must concur, the vagina is the softest, coziest place for it.
 
2013-09-26 10:07:16 PM  
What do I do if my socks have that not-so-fresh feeling?
 
2013-09-26 10:07:26 PM  
www.craveonline.com
 
2013-09-26 10:08:51 PM  
that material doesn't look like it would survive machine washing very well....
um, i mean, WOOHOO, PUSSY SHIRT!
 
2013-09-26 10:11:09 PM  

the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.


You got athlete's foot on your penis?
 
2013-09-26 10:12:43 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: that material doesn't look like it would survive machine washing very well....
um, i mean, WOOHOO, PUSSY SHIRT!


I've got a jedi robe lined with the stuff. It does okay.
 
TWX
2013-09-26 10:14:23 PM  

fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?


Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...
 
2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM  
What happens if you get athlete's coont?

Must admit, I'm intrigued.
 
2013-09-26 10:16:49 PM  

TWX: fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?

Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 10:29:18 PM  
Comes in two models: the Harbaugh and Romney.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:36 PM  
So the sweatshirt comes with a clitoral hoodie?

/pink pom-pom tucked inside
 
2013-09-26 10:38:52 PM  
VagiSoft? Bah!

www.thebathroomkey.com

up-ship.com
 
2013-09-26 10:39:15 PM  
I'm doing a Kickstarter for a new line of gloves made from Pussygrip material....
 
2013-09-26 10:43:04 PM  
Are they made with real vaginas?
 
2013-09-26 10:43:07 PM  

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


christianhomekeeper.org
 
2013-09-26 10:43:33 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-26 10:44:11 PM  
The ones with the patterns of little crabs are going straight to the clearance rack.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-26 10:47:31 PM  
focus groups were less apt to fund their previous product, Asswool.
 
2013-09-26 10:48:36 PM  
So instead of Tide do you have to clean it with Summer's Eve? Does it come with its own douchebag say like the one wearing the brown hoodie?
 
2013-09-26 10:59:53 PM  

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


SPRUNT

/not mine
//Carlin's
///still make me laugh
 
2013-09-26 11:02:44 PM  
Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.
 
2013-09-26 11:03:26 PM  
This isn't an Onion link? I'd invest in the company, but I just put all my assets into Titstare.
 
2013-09-26 11:05:48 PM  

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


Twat's Fresh
Eau de Coont
Sea Breeze (now in mackerel scent)
 
2013-09-26 11:08:16 PM  

OscarTamerz: Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.


And we have a winner....
 
2013-09-26 11:11:24 PM  
Aw man. I thought they came up with an airier softer fabric for undies.
 
2013-09-26 11:11:29 PM  
I've never gotten the sock thing. I can't imagine making love to any fabric really, but especially a sock. They're so nubbly and rough.

/I know, that's how some people like it.
 
2013-09-26 11:18:35 PM  

CluelessMoron: Cheap fleece crap, say VAGGI a lot, that's the business plan.Idiots fall for this shiat. I guess I'm stupider for not cashing in on it.


I feel your pain, brother. I feel your pain.
 
2013-09-26 11:20:07 PM  
"so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."

OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.

Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.
 
2013-09-26 11:25:35 PM  

HotWingAgenda: "so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."

OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.

Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.


That...that was very specific.

And funny.

And creepy.
 
2013-09-26 11:27:50 PM  
TFA failed to mention the most important thing. Are they made of real vaginas?
 
2013-09-26 11:34:19 PM  

megarian: HotWingAgenda: "so ineffably comfy, test subjects had to be removed from them with the Jaws of Life."

OK, that's my new replacement for "fist of an angry god" jokes.

Also, I want a pink Vagisoft hoody with a big curved barbell piercing through the hood.

That...that was very specific.

And funny.

And creepy.


My lifelong goal is to become a walking double-entendre.
 
2013-09-26 11:49:44 PM  

swingerofbirches: I've never gotten the sock thing. I can't imagine making love to any fabric really, but especially a sock. They're so nubbly and rough.

/I know, that's how some people like it.


First of all, I haven't known anyone who has successfully masturbated with a sock on their cock, so I think someone gave you the wrong idea about the sock's role in masturbation. It's really just used when you are out of tissue, or too lazy to go to the bathroom and get toilet paper, so you reach for whatever is closest that won't show white stains. That's it.
 
2013-09-26 11:53:41 PM  
I'm still confused about this product. Are you supposed to fark it? Is it a hoodie? Is it an Ugg boot that you fark like a Care-Bear? Are you NOT supposed to fark it?

/is it great for a snack and fits on your back?
 
2013-09-26 11:54:05 PM  
If he was still alive Ed Gein would sue for royalties.
 
2013-09-27 12:04:55 AM  

Cymbal: First of all, I haven't known anyone who has successfully masturbated with a sock on their cock


Not everyone likes to share the kinkier side of their sex life.
 
2013-09-27 12:11:17 AM  

megarian: I'm still confused about this product. Are you supposed to fark it? Is it a hoodie? Is it an Ugg boot that you fark like a Care-Bear? Are you NOT supposed to fark it?

/is it great for a snack and fits on your back?


If they're brand new are they considered underage? Can they get pregnant?
 
2013-09-27 12:21:46 AM  

sweet-daddy-2: megarian: I'm still confused about this product. Are you supposed to fark it? Is it a hoodie? Is it an Ugg boot that you fark like a Care-Bear? Are you NOT supposed to fark it?

/is it great for a snack and fits on your back?

If they're brand new are they considered underage? Can they get pregnant?


Not if it's legitimate. They have a way to shut that whole thing down.
 
2013-09-27 12:37:16 AM  
Hubertus Bigend approves.
 
2013-09-27 12:37:18 AM  
fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.
 
You got athlete's foot on your penis?

It's more likely than you think!
 
2013-09-27 12:55:47 AM  
Something like this could revolutionize foot odor?
 
2013-09-27 01:11:04 AM  
Right on, another use for a skinned cat.
 
2013-09-27 02:03:39 AM  
Screw that.  I want my 'womb of a marshmallow mermaid' leather hoodie.
 
2013-09-27 02:05:50 AM  

the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.


"crotch" isn't spelled "foot" ;)
 
2013-09-27 02:32:55 AM  

SpinStopper: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

"crotch" isn't spelled "foot" ;)


cdn.cyclingforums.com
 
2013-09-27 02:51:57 AM  
Cymbal "First of all, I haven't known anyone who has successfully masturbated with a sock on their cock"

Yes you have, you just didn't know it at the time
 
2013-09-27 04:35:56 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 05:39:01 AM  
I prefer that Eau de Sardine scent in my ladies.

/the cat loves it. King Oscar, forever.
 
2013-09-27 05:43:00 AM  

ultraholland: focus groups were less apt to fund their previous product, Asswool.


Ok. New keyboard. Now.
 
2013-09-27 06:58:45 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: Are they made with real vaginas?


It's made with bits of real vagina...
www7.myfantasyleague.com
...so you know it's good.
 
2013-09-27 07:29:49 AM  
But there is only one color avaliable

t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-27 07:58:08 AM  
Does this mean I can go around pussy footing and feel comfortable too?

/ life is getting better with age.
// Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!
/// threes-eeses
 
2013-09-27 09:06:56 AM  
"Vagisoft" huh,... will it help lessen the impact incurred when a guy works his way south to munch her shaved & studded pickle parlor then being clubbed in the face with that stench of rancid halibut emanating from her oozing, festering maw?... cause I'd pay extra for the sweet odor 'd twat as opposed to the aforementioned "seafood restaurant dumpster in the stagnant July heat" wretch-inducing' feminine odor we've all had to encounter (I mean, what's so damned difficult about cleaning that axe wound? damnation woman...)
 
2013-09-27 10:01:49 AM  
I don't think this is real, you guys.
 
2013-09-27 10:18:29 AM  

bump: "Vagisoft" huh,... will it help lessen the impact incurred when a guy works his way south to munch her shaved & studded pickle parlor then being clubbed in the face with that stench of rancid halibut emanating from her oozing, festering maw?... cause I'd pay extra for the sweet odor 'd twat as opposed to the aforementioned "seafood restaurant dumpster in the stagnant July heat" wretch-inducing' feminine odor we've all had to encounter (I mean, what's so damned difficult about cleaning that axe wound? damnation woman...)


Holy fark, that was foul. And peurile.

clutch.mtv.com

You should be a writer for Easyriders Magazine. They'd love you.
 
2013-09-27 10:44:58 AM  

MythDragon: But there is only one color avaliable

[t2.gstatic.com image 279x181]


Ah good ol' Fighting Salmon!
 
2013-09-27 12:31:02 PM  
Probably for a new their 'Camel Toe' line of socks.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-09-27 01:57:53 PM  

aquigley: I don't think this is real, you guys.


http://www.betabrand.com/think-tank.html

Think again!
 
2013-09-27 04:13:54 PM  

Dellirium: Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?

Twat's Fresh
Eau de Coont
Sea Breeze (now in mackerel scent)


/Swims away crying.
 
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