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(Fast Company)   Hanes and Fruit of the Loom reportedly fighting over exclusive rights to VagiSoft, a synthetic fleece, for use in its sock division   (fastcompany.com) divider line 82
    More: Amusing, Vagisoft, fashion brands, Beavis and Butt-head, fruits, original idea  
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2013-09-26 07:52:10 PM
I'd ask what kind of socks, but...I already know
 
2013-09-26 08:10:59 PM
Established relationships with suppliers and manufacturers and a built-in base of buyers only add to the brand's ability to conceive . . . .

and old-fashioned socks are still looking like the better choice.
 
2013-09-26 08:16:20 PM
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night...
 
2013-09-26 08:21:39 PM
Don't launder your bunny, they really need to be dry cleaned.
 
2013-09-26 09:21:57 PM
I'm guessing my foot won't fit...
 
2013-09-26 09:22:18 PM
Fleshlight 2.0
 
2013-09-26 09:25:31 PM
don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:12 PM
lol, I know the guy in TFA. I didn't know this was in the, ummm, pipeline.
 
2013-09-26 09:28:39 PM
I love this guy..

Not that way

Its fine if that's your thing but....
 
2013-09-26 09:29:12 PM
Two words: muppet babies.
 
2013-09-26 09:30:29 PM
I just buy cancer wigs made from children's hair.
 
2013-09-26 09:33:05 PM
I'm liking the feel of it. However, some of the items we received had a bad smell.
 
2013-09-26 09:35:27 PM
No joke, I am watching Ali Wong on the John Oliver standup show talking about how putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."
 
2013-09-26 09:35:34 PM
And bedsheets made of ButtSatin.
 
2013-09-26 09:37:30 PM

pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."


How would he know?
 
2013-09-26 09:43:28 PM
Call me when they make socks out of actual women's vaginas.
 
2013-09-26 09:43:48 PM

jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?


if i'd ever tried to put on an Ugg boot i'd deny it to hell and back.
 
2013-09-26 09:43:58 PM

jaytkay: pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?


Let's just say he's no longer invited to festivals involving stuffed animals.
 
2013-09-26 09:50:24 PM
VagiSoft and DickHard. A winning combination.
 
2013-09-26 09:50:47 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 09:53:49 PM
Better then a pink sock.

//Probably something about sock monkeys too
 
2013-09-26 10:00:26 PM

My Yali or Yours: VagiSoft and DickHard. A winning combination.


Sophomoric and sublime.
 
2013-09-26 10:00:39 PM
I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?
 
2013-09-26 10:06:17 PM
Cheap fleece crap, say VAGGI a lot, that's the business plan.Idiots fall for this shiat. I guess I'm stupider for not cashing in on it.
 
2013-09-26 10:06:35 PM
I've stuck my dick in a lot of things, and I must concur, the vagina is the softest, coziest place for it.
 
2013-09-26 10:07:16 PM
What do I do if my socks have that not-so-fresh feeling?
 
2013-09-26 10:07:26 PM
www.craveonline.com
 
2013-09-26 10:08:51 PM
that material doesn't look like it would survive machine washing very well....
um, i mean, WOOHOO, PUSSY SHIRT!
 
2013-09-26 10:11:09 PM

the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.


You got athlete's foot on your penis?
 
2013-09-26 10:12:43 PM

The_Original_Roxtar: that material doesn't look like it would survive machine washing very well....
um, i mean, WOOHOO, PUSSY SHIRT!


I've got a jedi robe lined with the stuff. It does okay.
 
TWX
2013-09-26 10:14:23 PM

fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?


Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...
 
2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM
What happens if you get athlete's coont?

Must admit, I'm intrigued.
 
2013-09-26 10:16:49 PM

TWX: fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?

Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-26 10:29:18 PM
Comes in two models: the Harbaugh and Romney.
 
2013-09-26 10:37:36 PM
So the sweatshirt comes with a clitoral hoodie?

/pink pom-pom tucked inside
 
2013-09-26 10:38:52 PM
VagiSoft? Bah!

www.thebathroomkey.com

up-ship.com
 
2013-09-26 10:39:15 PM
I'm doing a Kickstarter for a new line of gloves made from Pussygrip material....
 
2013-09-26 10:43:04 PM
Are they made with real vaginas?
 
2013-09-26 10:43:07 PM

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


christianhomekeeper.org
 
2013-09-26 10:43:33 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-26 10:44:11 PM
The ones with the patterns of little crabs are going straight to the clearance rack.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-09-26 10:47:31 PM
focus groups were less apt to fund their previous product, Asswool.
 
2013-09-26 10:48:36 PM
So instead of Tide do you have to clean it with Summer's Eve? Does it come with its own douchebag say like the one wearing the brown hoodie?
 
2013-09-26 10:59:53 PM

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


SPRUNT

/not mine
//Carlin's
///still make me laugh
 
2013-09-26 11:02:44 PM
Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.
 
2013-09-26 11:03:26 PM
This isn't an Onion link? I'd invest in the company, but I just put all my assets into Titstare.
 
2013-09-26 11:05:48 PM

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?


Twat's Fresh
Eau de Coont
Sea Breeze (now in mackerel scent)
 
2013-09-26 11:08:16 PM

OscarTamerz: Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.


And we have a winner....
 
2013-09-26 11:11:24 PM
Aw man. I thought they came up with an airier softer fabric for undies.
 
2013-09-26 11:11:29 PM
I've never gotten the sock thing. I can't imagine making love to any fabric really, but especially a sock. They're so nubbly and rough.

/I know, that's how some people like it.
 
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