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(WFTV Orlando)   Why do they call her the 'scratch and sniff' bandit?   (wftv.com) divider line 37
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2013-09-26 03:58:40 PM  
Because when she married,  Mrs. Scratch and Sniff-Shedoesabigoldscratchdownthelowerregionsofherbodyareaandtakesabi goldwhiff didn't fit on the registry, so she decided not to hyphenate?
 
2013-09-26 03:59:55 PM  
Maybe she is a free lance pie maker.
 
2013-09-26 04:01:31 PM  
www15.myfantasyleague.com
All the great ones leave their mark.
 
2013-09-26 04:02:21 PM  
I'm assuming that she's a P-Sychiatrist?
 
2013-09-26 04:02:33 PM  
So they have surveillance video, and they want to find her, but don't show us the picture.

Probably fat. Don't want to see a big fat lazy scratching thief chick
 
2013-09-26 04:03:29 PM  
"I feel terrible. I think I'm going to turn myself in."

*newsflash* "Woman scratches her butt and sniffs it while robbing store."

"Nope. Never mind. I'll just live with my secret guilt."
 
2013-09-26 04:03:44 PM  
At first I thought, thank god they didn't have a picture to post of the bandit.  Then my imagination took over...and I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
 
2013-09-26 04:04:04 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Also steals artificial hair
 
2013-09-26 04:05:31 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-26 04:06:21 PM  
"If it smells like fish, then it's your dish.
If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone."
-Anonymous
 
2013-09-26 04:08:16 PM  
The old scratch n sniff method is how I know when I need to shower, so there's that.
 
2013-09-26 04:09:47 PM  
God, I wish I hadn't wanted to know why...
 
2013-09-26 04:10:08 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [www15.myfantasyleague.com image 445x262]
All the great ones leave their mark.


Believe it or not, I was going to make that reference. +1

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 499x335]


Why the hell isn't that guy wearing gloves?
 
2013-09-26 04:10:49 PM  
Gotta say, the name is apt.
 
2013-09-26 04:10:49 PM  
Because whenever she robs a place, she always does a

a.espncdn.com
 
2013-09-26 04:10:53 PM  
That's nasty
 
2013-09-26 04:11:23 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "If it smells like fish, then it's your dish.
If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone."
-Anonymous


If it smells kinda barf-ish then you've scratched your starfish?

/got nuthin'
 
2013-09-26 04:13:00 PM  
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-09-26 04:16:21 PM  
It's more common than you think.  People are nasty when they don't think anyone is looking.
 
2013-09-26 04:18:02 PM  
 
2013-09-26 04:18:58 PM  
I encountered a big turd with some corn in it on a supermarket shelf behind the Pop Tarts a few years back. Haven't been able to bring myself to eat a pop tart since.
 
2013-09-26 04:23:27 PM  
Um. Hmmm. I don't know how to address posts about body odor. It seems we go through this every week. All the boys get all excited about female genitals smelling like fish. The funny thing is, the fascination doesn't go away with age.

I feel like I should sing a song for you, like I do for my puppies. I call them the poopers and they love to sniff butts. So here you go, men of Fark: smelly smelly Bo belly banana nana to felly, fi fie fo nelly, pussy!

I hope you realize how attractive you are to potential mates ;)
 
2013-09-26 04:23:53 PM  

Matthew Keene: I encountered a big turd with some corn in it on a supermarket shelf behind the Pop Tarts a few years back. Haven't been able to bring myself to eat a pop tart since.


Eggo's new aggressive marketing campaign has really gotten out of hand.
 
2013-09-26 04:27:06 PM  

Matthew Keene: I encountered a big turd with some corn in it on a supermarket shelf behind the Pop Tarts a few years back. Haven't been able to bring myself to eat a pop tart since.


junkee.com
How about some Banana and Nuts?
 
2013-09-26 04:34:56 PM  

Witness99: Um. Hmmm. I don't know how to address posts about body odor. It seems we go through this every week. All the boys get all excited about female genitals smelling like fish. The funny thing is, the fascination doesn't go away with age.

I feel like I should sing a song for you, like I do for my puppies. I call them the poopers and they love to sniff butts. So here you go, men of Fark: smelly smelly Bo belly banana nana to felly, fi fie fo nelly, pussy!

I hope you realize how attractive you are to potential mates ;)


I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2013-09-26 04:53:38 PM  
"When you watch the surveillance video, she does a big old scratch down the lower regions of her body area and takes a big old whiff with her nose," said Cordingly.

big old
 
2013-09-26 05:31:19 PM  
s22.postimg.org
 
2013-09-26 05:39:29 PM  
I am glad there is no pic. That prevents the half dozen FARKERS from announcing their willingness to hit it.
 
2013-09-26 05:59:00 PM  

FuzedBox: Why the hell isn't that guy wearing gloves?


For secret sniffing pleasure back in the car
 
2013-09-26 06:03:07 PM  
And we had to wait till the end of the video.
And, don't "view larger" because you will have to wait FROM the beginning of the ad for some phone thing.
 
2013-09-26 07:15:21 PM  
i555.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-26 08:23:38 PM  

Witness99: Um. Hmmm. I don't know how to address posts about body odor. It seems we go through this every week. All the boys get all excited about female genitals smelling like fish. The funny thing is, the fascination doesn't go away with age.

I feel like I should sing a song for you, like I do for my puppies. I call them the poopers and they love to sniff butts. So here you go, men of Fark: smelly smelly Bo belly banana nana to felly, fi fie fo nelly, pussy!

I hope you realize how attractive you are to potential mates ;)


I have a Princess, but thanks for the interest.

Cool song thought. I can't teach the grandbabies the "skitters on my peter" song, it has been expressly forbidden, in writing, but maybe this one will fly under the radar.
 
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2013-09-26 09:46:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-27 04:47:22 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-09-27 07:04:50 AM  
This article + this comments page. It really made my morning :D
 
2013-09-27 09:48:55 AM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "If it smells like fish, then it's your dish.
If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone."
-Anonymous  Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Grayvold, Platoon 2051, Hotel Company, 2nd RTR, MCRD San Diego, August, 1991


FTFM
 
2013-09-27 12:21:01 PM  

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "If it smells like fish, then it's your dish.
If it smells like cologne, then leave it alone."
-Anonymous


"Smells like fish, tastes like chicken. Hold yer nose and keep on lickin."
-Anonymous
 
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