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(Foodbeast)   Raisin Bran Crunch was Saddam Hussein's favorite cereal   (foodbeast.com) divider line 80
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2013-09-26 03:36:20 PM
www.chronicle.su
 
2013-09-26 03:36:22 PM
So you're not saying he was all bad, right?
 
2013-09-26 03:38:38 PM
I knew there was something wrong with that guy.
 
2013-09-26 03:46:01 PM
Well, of course, I mean, either that or Crispy Wheats and Raisins.

I mean, we have the technology so that your raisin bran doesn't turn into complete mush within 3 minutes of touching milk.... why are you still buying regular raisin bran?
 
2013-09-26 04:27:27 PM
That's pretty good stuff. They probably shouldn't have hanged him, then.
 
2013-09-26 04:53:44 PM
I knew there was something about that guy that was evil incarnate.
 
2013-09-26 05:08:03 PM
Oh noes! Now we have to stop eating that cereal or else we're siding with the turrists!
 
2013-09-26 05:17:21 PM

Saborlas: Oh noes! Now we have to stop eating that cereal or else we're siding with the turrists!


Tourists eat Raisin Bran?
 
2013-09-26 05:17:29 PM
Wow. Another thing we have in common. This is getting more and more creepy.
 
2013-09-26 05:18:19 PM
It is delicious.
 
2013-09-26 05:19:06 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-09-26 05:19:52 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

I guess it could have been worse.  Just as well he was hanged.  To be sure.
 
2013-09-26 05:20:45 PM
assets3.thrillist.com

I just saw this about half an hour ago.
"Mom, you got the wrong kind again."
"It's Raisin Bran."
"It's not Raisin Bran Crunch."
"It's the same thing."
"No, it's not."
 
2013-09-26 05:21:42 PM
Special K: The Cereal Saddam Hussein Doesn't Eat
 
2013-09-26 05:22:29 PM
Raisins are disgusting in all forms.

It figures that Saddam liked raisin bran cereal. Stalin probably loved raisins in his oatmeal.
 
2013-09-26 05:23:06 PM
It does have two scoops.
 
2013-09-26 05:23:13 PM
grape nuts or meuslix ftw.
 
2013-09-26 05:24:23 PM
damn, now I want meuslix
 
2013-09-26 05:25:56 PM

MorePeasPlease: [images.wikia.com image 850x478]


Trocadero: [assets3.thrillist.com image 640x434]

I just saw this about half an hour ago.
"Mom, you got the wrong kind again."
"It's Raisin Bran."
"It's not Raisin Bran Crunch."
"It's the same thing."
"No, it's not."


So does this mean that Walt Jr.'s kill count is higher than Walt's?
 
2013-09-26 05:27:15 PM
Cinnamon Life is my go to, with Raisin Bran Crunch a close second.
 
2013-09-26 05:28:06 PM
Why hang him.  Torture is the best way!

kmerrittblog.com

/the roof of my mouth hurts just thinking of eating this
 
2013-09-26 05:30:15 PM
The scary thing is, as evil a megalomaniacal dictator as he was, at least he was regular.  Just imagine how much the Iraqis would have suffered if he'd been constipated all the time.

Fiber's important, folks.
 
2013-09-26 05:33:09 PM
I like it too. I hope they don't yank my head off like they did Saddam's
 
2013-09-26 05:35:59 PM
Middle eastern food always struck me as very heavy on the carbs and not a lot on the fresh veggies.  Saddam was concerned about being regular.  Makes sense.
 
2013-09-26 05:36:13 PM
Bet he didn't think "snap" was such a happy sound.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6TIsxTdrCU
 
2013-09-26 05:36:13 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: grape nuts or meuslix ftw.


Meuslix sounds like a brand of cat food
 
2013-09-26 05:36:25 PM

Trocadero: [assets3.thrillist.com image 640x434]

I just saw this about half an hour ago.
"Mom, you got the wrong kind again."
"It's Raisin Bran."
"It's not Raisin Bran Crunch."
"It's the same thing."
"No, it's not."


Damn straight Flynn!
 
2013-09-26 05:36:42 PM
Just had RBC this morning. I don't know why I am sharing this. Carry on.
 
2013-09-26 05:40:59 PM
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com

"Oh, no Mr. Lightbody," Dr. Kellog said. "You're not going to  eat the yogurt."
 
2013-09-26 05:41:31 PM

Anayalator: Just had RBC this morning. I don't know why I am sharing this. Carry on.


A little later you can tweet 'Ok RBC poop is coming out.'
 
2013-09-26 05:43:32 PM

blatz514: Why hang him.  Torture is the best way!

[kmerrittblog.com image 430x571]

/the roof of my mouth hurts just thinking of eating this


Here's to stomping all over your childhood:
themellowjihadi.com
 
2013-09-26 05:43:52 PM
So in the end, the familiar sound his vertebrae made gave him a nanosecond of comfort. That's nice.
 
2013-09-26 05:45:50 PM
Yea but what was Hitler's favorite cereal?
 
2013-09-26 05:46:23 PM
The article states that it was his favorite cereal in jail. Well, it could really have been anything, if that's what they had available. e.g. "Nutraloaf was Saddam Hussein's favorite meal in prison." (Uh, sure.)

The real question is, "what was his favorite cereal when he could choose any cereal he wanted?" Lucky Charms? Frosted Mini Wheats? This remains unanswered.
 
2013-09-26 05:47:50 PM
My favorite too! I feel like a real bad-ass now!
 
2013-09-26 05:48:30 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Kumana Wanalaia: grape nuts or meuslix ftw.

Meuslix sounds like a brand of cat food


I think it sounds too close to mucus.

Though maybe it's a type of breakfast gumbo:  "Try Meuslix, with real boiled okra-berries!"
 
2013-09-26 05:54:16 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Yea but what was Hitler's favorite cereal?



Nietzsche Pops
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbS6kAMP3Bs

/The Uber breakfast
 
2013-09-26 05:54:27 PM

Saborlas: Oh noes! Now we have to stop eating that cereal or else we're siding with the turrists!


That's a thread or two down.
 
2013-09-26 05:56:42 PM

Snarfangel: blatz514: Why hang him.  Torture is the best way!

[kmerrittblog.com image 430x571]

/the roof of my mouth hurts just thinking of eating this

Here's to stomping all over your childhood:
[themellowjihadi.com image 850x508]


While we are at it, the rest of his uniform doesn't seem to be regulation either. I don't think he would be allowed to wear his eyebrows on his hat in the real Navy.
 
2013-09-26 06:00:54 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Yea but what was Hitler's favorite cereal?


Jewsli?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 06:02:23 PM
FARK needs a "Who the hell cares" tag.
 
2013-09-26 06:08:27 PM
Poor asshole.
 
2013-09-26 06:09:25 PM
I highly recommend Cinnamon Almond Raisin Bran if you can find it. It pairs great with soy milk as does Cinnamon Life.
 
2013-09-26 06:15:10 PM
Honey Nut Cheerios is my go to....but I do like me some Raisin Bran Crunch too.

Frosted Flakes with cut up banana, occasionally
Capn Crunch Berry occasionally (it's a lie about it cutting the roof of your mouth!)
Froot Loops less occasionally


/who the fark came up with Grape Nuts and why?  "hey, lets put some granulated grains that look, feel and taste like rocks and dirt in milk and eat it!"
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-26 06:16:55 PM

tarheel07: I highly recommend Cinnamon Almond Raisin Bran if you can find it. It pairs great with soy milk as does Cinnamon Life.


No such thing as Soy milk, according to Lewis Black. Linky, go to 2:25
 
2013-09-26 06:19:54 PM
Raisin Bran crunch is a fine cereal.
 
2013-09-26 06:33:57 PM
What ARE cereal marshmallows??  Really?

I know marshmallows.  These aren't.  I'm not saying they're not fun, but they're an oddly hard texture.  Not marshmallow.
 
2013-09-26 06:34:42 PM

tarheel07: I highly recommend Cinnamon Almond Raisin Bran if you can find it.


This. Amazingly good stuff.
 
2013-09-26 06:38:43 PM

Oznog: What ARE cereal marshmallows??  Really?

I know marshmallows.  These aren't.  I'm not saying they're not fun, but they're an oddly hard texture.  Not marshmallow.


They're mummified marshmallows using techniques handed down from the Egyptians.
 
2013-09-26 06:52:24 PM
I knew there was something wrong with him. Cracklin' Oat Bran is the cereal of choice for the discerning megalomaniac.
 
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