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(Huffington Post)   Problem: You're a famous American composer and songwriter, but you've been dead for over 50 years. Solution: pour all of your songs into an 83 year old woman and let her bang them out. Bonus: Ghost of Walt Disney also gave her "Buddha Mouse"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Gershwin, Jenifer Whisper, Celebs George Gershwin, Disney, Americans, San Diego area, JonBenet Ramsey  
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5443 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2013 at 7:58 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-26 08:30:40 PM  
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That's awesome. I wish a musician had poured all their talents into me. Instead, I seem to have received that special gift from an unrepentant masturbator.
2013-09-26 08:00:58 PM  
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If you're going to come back from the grave with a tune, give it to a musician. If you have a song to be sung, give it to someone with a golden voice. I was going to criticize grandma, but it's not her fault George Gershwin gave songs to someone who can't sing them.

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