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2013-09-26 01:17:50 PM
awesome
 
2013-09-26 01:22:46 PM
<golf clap>

Well done subby.
 
2013-09-26 01:34:48 PM
fap?
 
2013-09-26 01:38:42 PM
All of them!
 
2013-09-26 02:12:09 PM
Oh HELL yeah

Though I doubt this is the first time that pun has been used on Fark
 
2013-09-26 02:25:14 PM
Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come

Since it's not restricted to women only, it will likely be a sausage-fest of pervs hoping to see hot young college chicks talking about jilling off, with maybe a couple of fat lesbians sitting in the back.
 
2013-09-26 02:28:40 PM

reported: Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come


Right there in the classroom?
 
2013-09-26 02:44:11 PM

Cyberluddite: reported: Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come

Right there in the classroom?


The first five rows may get wet.
 
2013-09-26 03:04:00 PM
Make sure the Mormons get an invite.
 
2013-09-26 03:15:27 PM
I'll have what she's having
 
2013-09-26 03:21:30 PM
Are they selling tickets?
 
2013-09-26 03:23:12 PM
Tonight, at the Pit:

Everybody

Gets

Laid
 
2013-09-26 03:23:38 PM
And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..
 
2013-09-26 03:25:21 PM
As The Engishman said 'I have arrived!!!'
 
2013-09-26 03:26:02 PM

Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..


I take it you were trying to post in the Sports tab?
 
2013-09-26 03:26:03 PM
So it's some type of mythology class?
 
2013-09-26 03:26:16 PM

Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..


Well what else are people with LA degrees going to do.
All they can do is continue the cycle of uselessness.
 
2013-09-26 03:26:26 PM
Big deal.  Most colleges offer mythology classes.
 
2013-09-26 03:26:33 PM
ENDWAHL
 
2013-09-26 03:26:35 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: Tonight, at the Pit:

Everybody

Gets

Laid


PCU reference, like it. Nothing beats the Cain Hackman theory.
 
2013-09-26 03:26:43 PM

Cagey B: The first five rows may get wet.


capegazette.villagesoup.com
 
2013-09-26 03:27:44 PM
In the interest of convenience, as well as saving classroom space, this course will take place in the school laundry.
 
2013-09-26 03:28:11 PM

Cagey B: The first five rows may get wet.


They said they were preventing this with assigned seating.  Squirters in the front.
 
2013-09-26 03:28:37 PM
Workshop.
 
2013-09-26 03:28:59 PM
Don't get too excited, that woooshing dehydration sound you're going to hear will be the voice of a thousand crotches crying out for moisture when Professor Fedora makes his entrance.
 
2013-09-26 03:29:39 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Workshop.


Thank you.  I doubt the mouth breathers will stop with their comments long enough to catch this, but at least one person noticed.
 
2013-09-26 03:29:41 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Workshop.


If it were for guys it would be woodshop
 
2013-09-26 03:29:43 PM

reported: Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come

Since it's not restricted to women only, it will likely be a sausage-fest of pervs hoping to see hot young college chicks talking about jilling off, with maybe a couple of fat lesbians sitting in the back.


Most of the guys will spend 15 minutes trying to find the lecture hall, only to give up entirely. Those that manage to find the classroom won't know how to open the door. The one guy who finds the class won't need the instruction after all.
 
2013-09-26 03:29:52 PM
Once again, I end up doing all the group projects without a group. Sigh.
 
2013-09-26 03:30:03 PM
I've already taken the online version of this.

/tested out early
 
2013-09-26 03:30:37 PM
*wonders if there's a lab for said class*
 
2013-09-26 03:33:01 PM
It is going to be a long lecture and a small payoff?
 
2013-09-26 03:33:43 PM

Mike_LowELL: Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..

I take it you were trying to post in the Sports tab?


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MFAWG: So it's some type of mythology class?


Scoop84: Big deal.  Most colleges offer mythology classes.



I'd say I feel bad for your girlfriend, but she probably doesn't exist.
 
2013-09-26 03:34:07 PM
Damn, it's opposing views, and I would actually like to read this one too.
 
2013-09-26 03:34:10 PM
Thinks you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend:

"Come!"

/Colin Mochrie ladies and gentlemen!
 
2013-09-26 03:35:26 PM

reported: Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come

Since it's not restricted to women only, it will likely be a sausage-fest of pervs hoping to see hot young college chicks talking about jilling off, with maybe a couple of fat lesbians sitting in the back.


Probably.

But the bigger question is how do they pass the class? Multiple orgasms give you extra credit?
 
2013-09-26 03:36:26 PM

Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..


Amen, brother.  Every one knows women are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.  Who cares if they have satisfying and happy lives?  Am I right?
 
2013-09-26 03:36:57 PM

ColSanders: Cagey B: The first five rows may get wet.

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i44.tinypic.com
checks to see if he is standing on trash bags.
 
2013-09-26 03:37:45 PM

Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..


It's a hosted seminar that basically costs a couple hundred bucks plus the hotel room and meals for the visiting speakers.  Comes out to like a couple grand at most, kind of a drop in the bucket when maintaining sports programs costs most colleges a couple million in a month.
 
2013-09-26 03:37:57 PM
This kind of education will come in handy later in life.
 
2013-09-26 03:39:56 PM
ACTING!
 
2013-09-26 03:40:19 PM
gentoolive: "And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this.."

Right. Definitely this. Not the explosion of construction, high-wage (non-teaching) administrative staff and questionable "events" expenditures that have been shown in multiple studies to make up the vast majority of increased college spending. Nor is it the indiscriminate subsidies of federally guaranteed loans with little-to-no restrictions on school or degree program quality or marketable value, providing the ever-expanding pool of money that enables all that financial expansion.

Nope. It's the allocation of one otherwise-empty classroom, a couple adjuncts getting paid peanuts and the cost of digital ink to list one more course.
You've untied that gordian knot!
 
2013-09-26 03:40:41 PM
Ba dum dum *crash*
 
2013-09-26 03:40:41 PM
 
2013-09-26 03:41:03 PM

Xenomech: Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..

Amen, brother.  Every one knows women are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.  Who cares if they have satisfying and happy lives?  Am I right?


And of course they need a college course for that -right?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-26 03:42:08 PM
Will there be a participatory lab?
 
2013-09-26 03:42:43 PM
Where do I sign up as a home tutor?
 
2013-09-26 03:42:44 PM

MFAWG: So it's some type of mythology class?


+1 intertubes to you.
 
2013-09-26 03:43:13 PM

CheapEngineer: reported: Orgasm aficionados and beginners of all genders are welcome to come

Since it's not restricted to women only, it will likely be a sausage-fest of pervs hoping to see hot young college chicks talking about jilling off, with maybe a couple of fat lesbians sitting in the back.

Most of the guys will spend 15 minutes trying to find the lecture hall, only to give up entirely. Those that manage to find the classroom won't know how to open the door. The one guy who finds the class won't need the instruction after all.


The lecture hall is a myth.  Doesn't exist
 
2013-09-26 03:44:00 PM

hasty ambush: Xenomech: Gentoolive: And people can't figure out why college costs are so high. Funding dumbass things like this..

Amen, brother.  Every one knows women are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our amusement.  Who cares if they have satisfying and happy lives?  Am I right?

And of course they need a college course for that -right?


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You might want to learn the difference between "college course" and "workshop." But then, we know you don't care.
 
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